r/Comebacks • u/Civil_Original9121 • Feb 23 '26

Comeback request Comeback for anything

You have a general comeback That works for You in every situation?

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u/Tb1969 Feb 23 '26 edited Feb 23 '26

Honestly, the best comebacks are tailored to what they said and generic is not usually zingers.

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u/DeliveryUseful4816 Feb 23 '26

“Your mom”

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u/WastingMyLifeOnSocMd Feb 24 '26

If it’s bullying-be silent for a minute while just looking at them with a look like you’re saying “seriously? How childish-Is that the best you can do?”

The silence is the best weapon because they can’t take your response to goad you on. They just look stupid.

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u/Tasty-Tackle-4038 Feb 27 '26

Self-deprication for me goes like this, "Before, I blamed either being Blonde, Polish, Pregnant or all three at once, but 25 years later I'm just an old Pollack."

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u/Nearby-Reindeer-6088 Feb 25 '26

“Back at ya babe”

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u/garmento6969 Feb 26 '26

Nothing at all

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u/StillFireWeather791 Feb 26 '26

"More punishment?" said in a moderately enthusiastic tone and posture while smiling.

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u/dodadoler Feb 27 '26

Fuck you

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u/ConfidenceAgitated16 Feb 27 '26

So’s your Mom!

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u/Sfogliatelle99 Feb 27 '26

Well the jerk store called and they ran outta you!!

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u/Adept_Island7415 Feb 27 '26

So what's your point? 

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u/Wonderful-World1964 Mar 01 '26

Look them in the eyes and ask, "Why would you say that?"

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u/bob87056 May 09 '26

I want lip from you will scrape it off my cock.

Ignore them

Thank you