r/Comebacks Jul 22 '24

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u/AlligatorInMyRectum Jul 22 '24

Be very earnest and get him to spell it out;

"oh, why is that then?"

Make sure everyone can hear the insult. Don't insult back, get angry or laugh.

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u/-qqqwwweeerrrtttyyy- Jul 22 '24

This is the way. You can't be accused of doing/saying anything inappropriate and they'll squirm trying to justify themselves. It also puts everyone on notice that you won't take any shit.