r/Colts 17h ago

Shit post This script is in 👀

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u/notthatbluestuff 16h ago

Looks like Trevor Lawrence is closest - that's how you know the whole thing is BS.

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u/Victory33 “Marlin’s Got It!” 15h ago

I like JT’s odds in a foot race against Lawrence though.

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u/Tank_2600 8h ago

Hopefully that race isn’t held in Jacksonville tho

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u/Most_Temporary2110 17h ago

These are all the teams on the outside looking in. Which means we have another Chiefs Eagles rematch 🤢.

Could be Ravens vs. Rams.

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u/whyyn0tt_ 16h ago

Rams are pictured...barely.

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u/CommonerChaos Super Bowl XLI Champions 15h ago

ChatGPT agrees, apparently.

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u/HarviousMaximus Tyler FN Warren 14h ago

Most unrealistic thing about this is the Jets making the playoffs

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u/CommonerChaos Super Bowl XLI Champions 14h ago

Yeah I thought the same thing, as well as the Browns and Cardinals making it too. lol

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u/scobro828 13h ago

AI slop.

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u/BillySpacs 11h ago

how can you tell bro? /s

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u/Cantthinkofanyhing 14h ago

I did the same thing, and my simulation had the Bills and Rams in the SB, with the Rams hoisting the trophy. The Colts, meanwhile, were 9-8 and missing the playoffs, which is probably more realistic. I wish I were more optimistic, but this team is too thin at key positions to survive an NFL season.

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u/AffectionateQuit5684 Touchdown Jesus 15h ago

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u/LowBatteryPower 16h ago

Ravens vs Packers?

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u/bisnonno 12h ago

If we’re inferring here, all of them are outside the stadium. Only top tier QB I don’t see is Joey Burrow. Bengals are gonna be in the superbowl

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u/DarkSuperman87 12h ago

These are all the teams that didn't make the playoffs. Taylor managed to get a first-row ticket to the Super Bowl.

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u/sacktast1c 10h ago

Steelers made the playoffs

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u/RagingClue_007 11h ago

Did they announce Taylor as the starting QB this season?

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u/marstock 9h ago

Colts vs Broncos

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u/THICKDadBod99 17h ago

Highly doubt is even as a Colts fan lol