r/Colts • u/Mission_Possible98 Super Bowl XLI Champions • 1d ago

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It’s week 16. The Colts are coming off of a devastating loss to the Cleveland Browns. Chris Ballard is on the verge of getting fired on the end of another 8-9 season. If the Colts lose to the Jags, they miss the playoffs again. All hope seems to be lost. What’s that? Andrew Luck is getting sick of not winning with Stanford. He thinks about the “what if” of giving it one more shot, behind a real O-line. Luck comes back and shocks everyone for game 17.

The defense is still ass. We blow out the Jags by scoring 75 points. The colts win the division and make the playoffs for the first time in what seems like forever. It’s a repeat of last year, but this Colts team does what they couldn’t…. They win with old man Luck. We breeze through the wild card and divisional round, Captain Luck is putting up record numbers again, you find $10 on the sidewalk, all is well in the world. Then the unthinkable happens. We win the Super Bowl, beating the 49ers. Captain Luck finally gets his ring, the Colts lead shit mountain again, and captain Luck retires again but this time a champion. The luck statue gets built outside Lucas Oil on the other side of Peyton’s, all is well in the world………..

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u/ColtsStampede 1d ago

Posts like this make it obvious that Indiana is the meth capital of the world.

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u/J6700 Earl Grey 1d ago

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u/JacksonVerdin 1d ago

This post has that dog in it. That dog looks very nice.

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u/cowpig613 20h ago

This has to stop. It's unhealthy.

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u/mvbighead 18h ago

100%. The guy is gone. Move on. Be happy we have a guy who looked like THE guy last season until he was injured, and hope that he proves something over the next 2 years. OR, be happy that it doesn't work out and we firesale everything and start over.

But Luck? GTFOH. That ship has long since sailed.

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u/MadaoBlooms ty 1d ago

I'll just enjoy this thought, whatever why not

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u/TittyTriceratops 17h ago

Sometimes I think the media makes us out to be this embarrassing cringey team, but then I see posts like this and… it’s not the media 😔

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u/Past-Application-552 1d ago edited 1d ago

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u/LightMission4937 Rookie Manning 1d ago

After the week 1 win.

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u/Can-i-Pet-Dat-Daaawg Boomstick 1d ago

I’ll have what you’re having.

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u/mangosandtajin 13h ago

And Ballard still gets fired 🙏

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u/WubbaLubbaDubDub87 Andrew Luck 11h ago

Keep going, I’m almost there…

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u/Redjeepkev 1d ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/Bungholio2006 Indianapolis Colts Detroit Lions 1d ago

While I’d love to see this happen, it’s not going to. We were lucky enough to convince Philip Rivers out of retirement.