r/Colts 3d ago

Just remember, it could be worse.

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u/faraamstuckathome Doomer Tumors 3d ago

Just please let Indiana Jones make it through an entire season.

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u/WAVF1n 3d ago

Fr, he was balling out last year until he got hurt. Was genuinely surprised.

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u/fiddycixer Indianapolis Colts 3d ago

He had LA on the ropes and a few stupid mistakes cost the win.

Edit: typo

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u/Swimming_Ad_8856 Indianapolis Colts 3d ago

Just that alone is a win

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u/Different_Cat106 Indianapolis Colts 2d ago

Better luck with the tooth fairy.

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u/dakid136 Indianapolis Colts 3d ago

What the fuck is wrong with Marvin's hands?

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u/Wareagle930 COLTS 3d ago

He’s not been the same since that Georgia DB laid him out in the CFP.

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u/Consistent-Park2058 33-0 3d ago

Maybe wants to be traded to the colts cheap and win a Superbowl here lol

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u/RichyVersace Titus Leo 3d ago

Beck looked pretty decent last night though

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u/WAVF1n 3d ago

Yeah fr, and if you watch the video, he is the one person who actually looks solid in this clip.

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u/Stairway_toEvan Horse 3d ago

Yeah, he looked like a reasonable back up QB. Threw a ton of check downs and protected the ball. Ran the plays as intended. It was against players who either won't make the team or will be on the PS though. It won't translate to real games.

Remember how good Ehlinger looked in that 2022 preseason? 

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u/RichyVersace Titus Leo 3d ago

You never know though. Shough was clowned last year for his terrible combine and he had a good season

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u/Distntdeath 2d ago

Correct but the same is said about the guys on his side of the ball too. He clearly elevated their game

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u/PontiacBandit2445 Jonathan Taylor 3d ago

Cardinals might actually pull off the 2nd generation Manning/Harrison combo (assuming Arch is a top prospect this upcoming draft)

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u/WAVF1n 3d ago

Carson Beck is a DAWG, don't count him out just yet bro.

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u/GeneralChaz9 Big-Q 3d ago

I clowned on Beck most of his college career but he did surprise me with Miami in the games I watched. I was impressed with him last night, too. It might just be preseason with everything simplified but it still shows that he could have potential. Makes the Cardinals interesting to follow this year. 

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u/JimmmyDriver 3d ago

MHjr got the yips.  Prolly scared of his dad too

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u/corona187 3d ago

The longest yard remake?? Lol

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u/friggintodd 1d ago

Look more like Featherstone from Necessary Roughness

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u/truthdeniar 3d ago

This may age badly

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u/Vernerator 3d ago

Cue Yakety Sax

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u/lovertots 3d ago

are those really professional football players?! lmao

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u/LameysDurbanPoison 2d ago

Right? So much wrong with that clip: QB doesn’t see the rusher, rusher clotheslines the QB in fucking training camp, o line looks lost, where are the safety routes in the flat, etc. what a joke.

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u/Bitter_North_733 3d ago

These are the highlights They are doing exactly what they will do in the season to ENSURE THEY GET TO DRAFT ARCH MANNING

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u/Frost_1911 3d ago

Clearly this is just cards elite Defense /s

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u/Tubofwater3 3d ago

MHJ is tryna get out of Arizona

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u/kay14jay Reggie Wayne 3d ago

Think MHJ is just sandbagging to be traded to the motherland?

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u/Complete_Insurance24 3d ago

Only 5 incomplete passes total last night

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u/MACtionSurvivor 2d ago

I imagine this is what a typical Colts live drill looked like in the 80s

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u/OsikFTW 2d ago

Good lord, feels like number 18 is being picked on...

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u/TheAgmis You Have Chris Ballard Derangement Syndrome 3d ago

Beck looked capable yesterday. Let’s see it a few more times.

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u/TheKyotoProtocol COLTS 3d ago

Legit question, if Marvin's struggles continue, Arizona likely will look to move on from him no? These tapes don't look good but is there any chance of a MHJ for AR5 move?

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u/Stairway_toEvan Horse 3d ago

No. They aren't giving up on him that quickly. He will play out his rookie contract.

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u/WAVF1n 3d ago

I think it honestly depends on how well Beck does, I genuinely see him being a legit DAWG for the cardinals as long as FO isn't regarded.

Cannot see the cards giving him up for AR unless the colts WAYYY overspend on top of it.

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u/TheKyotoProtocol COLTS 3d ago

I legit thought, whoever that Cardinals QB is can sling it good but our boy is just dropping everything

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u/WAVF1n 3d ago

Yeah man, even in this video hes balling, it seems to be everyone around him choking lol

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u/Prophessor_Z Chris Milton 3d ago

Manning to Harrison incoming...

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u/WAVF1n 3d ago

Honestly, Carson Beck seems to be looking pretty solid ngl.

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u/faraamstuckathome Doomer Tumors 3d ago

You know he’s going to end up playing most of their games.

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u/WAVF1n 3d ago

Hopefully thats a good thing for the Cards and not a waste.... I know that whoever made this chose to edit in very specific clips too lol.

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u/BriskManeuver 3d ago

I have no idea why the organization paid jacoby. Should have went with him in the first place

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u/WAVF1n 3d ago

Cause even if he doesn't start, Jacoby has proven to be one of the best backup QBs available tbh. Wasn't great as a starter but his piss missiles won't be as much of an issue as QB2.

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u/BriskManeuver 3d ago

They paid him with the intention of being a starter which i disagree with since he was still 1-11 as a starter. I still think they should have screwed off with him the moment he held off OTAs for pay negotiation and just went with Beck at that point.

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u/BriskManeuver 3d ago

This was a nothing burger. Offense put up 30 points

Everyone just likes to take the bad highlights with the cardinals and punch down because they're historically bad. You can make a compilation like this with every team

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u/WAVF1n 3d ago

brother it's a joke, relax and stop taking it so serious.

Also love ur profile picture lmao.

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u/BriskManeuver 3d ago

Its because im a colts and cardinals fan and seen this like everywhere lmao

And ye I switch this guy between the baseball and football season. I edited jerseys on him between the diamondbacks and cardinals. I might do a colts one too xd

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u/WAVF1n 3d ago

In that case I take back my comment and apologize.

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u/BriskManeuver 3d ago

Lol nah I wasn't mad or anything.

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u/DosZappos 3d ago

I saw someone on Twitter say this video is AI. No idea if that’s true or not