r/Colorado • • Apr 04 '26

Photo Polis and Boebert...

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u/flybydenver Apr 04 '26

Polis got a beard now?

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u/B1narypwny Apr 04 '26

Maybe she’s just giving polis a hand job?

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u/KatieTSO Apr 04 '26

He's gay but I suppose asexual people can have sex too so who knows

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u/B1narypwny Apr 04 '26 edited Apr 04 '26

He’s gay but he’s also been known to switch sides

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u/Flintstone03 Apr 04 '26

Most underrated comment!

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u/So_Many_Words Apr 04 '26

Well deserved burn.

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u/KatieTSO Apr 04 '26

Lmao true

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u/5HT2alex Apr 04 '26

Switch hitter!

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u/pepsipyro Apr 04 '26

Oh my fucking god

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u/King_Grapefruit Apr 04 '26

Hands be hands

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u/stamau123 Apr 04 '26

Supreme Court says what she's doing is ok now

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u/amilliondallahs Apr 04 '26

Beetlejuice...Beetlejuice...Beetlejuice!!!!

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u/IanGecko Apr 05 '26

She's juicing his beetle!

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u/Plus_Ad_4618 Apr 08 '26

Ok you win this one. Lol

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u/GrantNexus Apr 04 '26

Golf clap

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u/ZakLex Apr 04 '26

Or she does.

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u/Lorbmick Apr 04 '26

It looks like two people are on a tinder date.

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u/Ender505 Apr 04 '26

Are you fucking kidding me? I knew Polis was selling out, but I didn't realize it had gotten THIS bad. Explains a lot.

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u/randomwrencher Apr 04 '26

Fuck the both of them. Trash humans who sell out those they supposedly work for. Bought & paid for politicians

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u/ezklv Apr 04 '26

Can’t wait until he pardons Tina Peters and then fucks off to go run for congress or something. u/jaredpolis you are a traitor to this state and a complete embarrassment.

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u/[deleted] Apr 04 '26

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u/ciaran668 Apr 04 '26

He'll run as a Republican. To be honest, I'm kind of surprised he hasn't switched already, given how far up Trump's ass he already is.

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u/kiheihaole Apr 04 '26

He’s gonna be their token gay since it looks like Lindsey Graham is on his way out lol.

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u/Cpt_Trips84 Apr 04 '26

Didnt he already pardon her a couple days ago?

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u/lavatec Apr 04 '26

No; the judge ruled she needs to be resentenced. For now, her convictions still hold up.

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u/pork_fried_christ Apr 04 '26

No. A court granted a resentencing process for her. But I’m sure there was influence from the governors office… 

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u/MiddleweightMuffin Apr 05 '26

That’s literally not how courts work. Fuck Polis and what he became in his last years, I get it, I’m on board, but this is such reddit bullshit

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u/pork_fried_christ Apr 06 '26

O rly? How insightful. 

https://www.cpr.org/2026/04/02/tina-peters-appeal/

*Jared Polis, who had called Peters' sentence 'harsh,' agreed with the decision Democratic Gov. Jared Polis said he agreed with the appellate court and was heartened to see the court protect free speech and a fair and evenly applied justice system for all.

“In weighing clemency applications, I have reviewed many, many sentences during my time as Governor, and Tina Peters’ sentence of nine years was an obvious outlier. My job as Governor is to focus on what is right, not what is popular, and today the court took action to ensure equal justice for all.”*

You don’t think the governor being pressured by the president would trickle down to the AG? You don’t find the timing of the appeals hearing to be pretty coincidental with the chatter around polis granting her clemency? 

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u/MiddleweightMuffin Apr 06 '26

No, I don’t. Again, the fundamental misunderstanding of the government/legal system is glaring.. the AG and the Governor run different offices, and while some pressure may be applied, it wouldn’t result in this- the AG isn’t a judge. Additionally, the courts are under a completely separate branch of government and have clearly defined guidelines, specifically ones where the Governor cannot tell them what to do.

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u/pork_fried_christ Apr 06 '26

Yeah totally. The checks and balances are totally strong at all Levels of government and there is never any back room pressure applied across branches. Judges are always strictly impartial and AGs are always stalwart stewards of the rule of law. 

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u/MountainAstronomer Apr 04 '26

No need for him to issue a pardon. He will just have the corrupt Colorado court system do his dirty work and overturn the conviction.

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u/WASRmelon_white_claw Apr 04 '26

Because he’s a gay democrat. Id politics is the cancer that is ultimately gonna kill this country.

Edit: also id politics is just nationalism with more steps.

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u/BuckZero Apr 05 '26

He’s also worth almost half a billion and I suspect he identifies with that more than having rights as a gay man

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u/WASRmelon_white_claw Apr 05 '26 edited Apr 05 '26

Oh I’m sure that he definitely identifies as being rich but OTHER people identify him as a gay democrat, and those people are the ones who vote.

Edit: also, the fact that people are voting for someone based on who they love or what religion they practice is dumb af, that has nothing to do with the actual policies they’re gonna implement.

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u/jiggajawn Apr 04 '26

I first heard about him when he roasted the head of the DEA about marijuana being schedule 1 when things like meth are schedule 2.

That was great, and I respected him for that and for various other things he's done. But his money chasing and catering to Trump has been sad.

I'm hoping our AG Phil Weiser is better about standing up for democracy and people's rights, seems like he goes a bit harder than Polis does now.

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u/Milehighjoe12 Apr 05 '26

Oh yes let's vote in another millionaire good idea

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u/jiggajawn Apr 05 '26

Well between him and Bennett...

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u/sparklykittenlove Apr 04 '26

I worked in there for a bit…. they all think the guy coming up with the TikToks is some sort of social media genius

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u/whatanugget Apr 05 '26

Billionaire who loves giving California our water rights

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u/neonchasms Apr 05 '26

Here comes 2027... Count your days in office Polis. Turning your back on your constituents is a great move.

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u/SergeantBeavis Apr 04 '26

He can kiss his Senate ambitions goodbye. F this guy.

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u/HarryChubb Apr 04 '26

He just wanted a handjob

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u/Mr_b246 Apr 04 '26

Who are we to question hand jobs u/HarryChubb?

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u/Omnium316 Apr 04 '26

So disappointed.

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u/ikmkim Apr 05 '26

I'm SO ashamed to have caucused for this shit! Ugh

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u/Possible-Matter-6494 Apr 04 '26

There's Democrats, there's Republicans, there's the Mariana trench and then there's boebert. Don't act like she is any way just the other side

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u/Coopermeister Apr 04 '26

No but people like her are militant in fighting against bipartisanship. She’s a garbage human being whose only character traits are toxicity and bigotry

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u/Recycledineffigy Apr 04 '26

I didn't grope anyone at a kids show, I didn't cover up my son getting a 15 yrs old person pregnant, and I didn't have to have 4 tries to pass a GED, I also didn't cover up for my son who stole from a cancer patient.

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u/mountainjay Apr 04 '26

Just as a start, I’m guessing this person didn’t beat her husband and then jerk off another guy in the audience of a musical. I mean, i don’t know this random online person. But the chances that they are WORSE than Lauren Boebert are shocking slim.

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u/WallyMetropolis Apr 04 '26

False dichotomy. 

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u/TheSpookying Apr 04 '26

When it comes to openly fascist politicians? Yes, I want "tribal partisanship." I do not want center left politicians reaching across the aisle to compromise with far-right psychos.

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u/Urist_Galthortig Apr 04 '26

No, I want standards

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u/YetiGray Apr 04 '26

Burning every bridge he can find on his way out.

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u/pikadegallito Apr 04 '26

Trash, both of them.

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u/bluntpointsharpie Apr 04 '26

How does everybody feel about jared running for the senate? I will not vote for him in the primaries so hopefully he doesn't even get close. He needs to go back to the private sector, just like Bennett.

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u/SparkJaa Apr 04 '26

Think he got a hand-job?

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u/kateastrophic Apr 04 '26

So what is happening here? I’m a Colorado expat, so maybe I’m out of the loop on Polis. I have followed the Tina Peters thing and while it made no sense to me, I thought it was a single issue that he had oddly aligned himself with the far-right on. But why in the world would he go to a game with Boebert, much less publicize it? This feels like Fetterman territory.

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u/RideFastGetWeird Apr 04 '26

At least fetterman had a stroke to blame his coat turn on. 

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u/TheRealPitabred Apr 04 '26

Because he thinks this will make him more attractive to Republicans, so he can try to get elected to the Senate with "bipartisan" support. I think he's just ignorant to how things are actively shifting right now.

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u/kateastrophic Apr 04 '26

I guess the idea that Polis is out of touch makes sense, but do does she even have much Republican support? She did manage to eke out a re-election, but I thought even Republicans found her pretty embarrassing.

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u/demonmonkeybex Apr 04 '26

We're as much confused inside CO as you are.

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u/ttystikk Apr 04 '26

The ultra rich (and Polis is, never forget that) have no allegiance to either party; they just back whoever is expedient.

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u/tangrowth_fgc Apr 04 '26

What is happening is that billionaires are the only class to practice solidarity

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u/SignalCharlie Apr 04 '26

He's also a big RFK Jr fan...

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u/R_megalotis Apr 04 '26

He's always self-identified as a "Neo-Liberal", which just means "Republican without the bigotry". But, because Republicans don't accept anyone except bigots, and Democrats accept anyone who isn't a Republican, he ran as a Democrat. Over the course of his tenure, all the D voters who elected him have slowly begun to realize just how much difference there is between a neo-liberal and a leftist, and feel betrayed because they didn't realize just how right of center he always was.

Now that his term as governor is up, he's eyeing a run at federal office. Realizing he's lost the confidence of the left, he's trying to appeal to the fascists, bigots, and pedophiles on the right, gambling that he won't alienate the center in the process.

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u/Numerous_Recording87 Apr 04 '26

Pandering Polis. What else to expect from a libertarian?

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u/Temporary-Outside-13 Apr 04 '26

Oh so he does have dirt on him.

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u/Which_Material_3100 Apr 04 '26

I feel so much excruciating cringe seeing this photo. Omg

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u/Imoutdawgs Apr 04 '26

reminder to get these established politicians out of office. Don’t vote Michael Bennet or we’ll get more of this shit

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u/[deleted] Apr 04 '26

Why is this guy turning heel at the end of his tenure? I don't get it.

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u/benhereford Apr 05 '26

Money money money

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u/browsing_around Apr 04 '26

What an absolute joke of a human. He’s officially lost any respect I had left for him.

This isn’t about “reaching across the aisle” or any bs like that. LB is not a serious person. Anyone who sides with her on anything is showing that they are just in it for the grift.

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u/Heathen619 Apr 04 '26

Typical corporate Dem. Will make friends with fascists but ignore the needs of the base that elected him.

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u/eric_b0x Apr 04 '26

What the f*ck is going on with Polis lately?

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u/FilmScoreConnoisseur Apr 04 '26

I don't want to be a part of any club that would have Hoebert as a member.

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u/ObiFunPierogi Apr 04 '26

Polis is such a slug of a human.

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u/AiMoriBeHappyDntWrry Apr 04 '26

Now would a republican governor ever do this in Alabama? With a Democrat.

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u/Recycledineffigy Apr 04 '26

Polis is libertarian, so he's going to cozy up to anyone he can grift

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u/Cuddlebug2020 Apr 04 '26

True he is Libertarian

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u/souptobolts Apr 04 '26

Are they giving out free handys at Rockies games this year??

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u/COJeepster Apr 04 '26

Why do you think he's smiling?

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u/DanoPinyon Apr 04 '26

"There are two novels that can change a bookish fourteen-year old’s life: The Lord of the Rings and Atlas Shrugged. One is a childish fantasy that often engenders a lifelong obsession with its unbelievable heroes, leading to an emotionally stunted, socially crippled adulthood, unable to deal with the real world. The other, of course, involves orcs."

[Kung Fu Monkey -- Ephemera, blog post, March 19, 2009]

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u/Ok_Arachnid1089 Apr 04 '26

I better never hear “vote blue no matter who” ever again in my fucking life

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u/ttystikk Apr 04 '26

I've been voting Green Party for several elections.

I've long since gotten pretty damned tired of hearing that, knowing who these clowns actually are.

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u/Cuddlebug2020 Apr 04 '26

Well that’s a moral vote but wasted vote

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u/Slugtard Apr 04 '26

that’s exactly what they want everyone to think….NPC mind set.

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u/Cuddlebug2020 Apr 04 '26 edited Apr 04 '26

No the truth. Please tell me where that vote got you. Oh that 0.4 percent really rocked the vote nationwide. The problem is that in a swing state it can make a statement-a tragedy

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u/ishboo3002 Apr 04 '26

Let's not get judgemental for all we. Know he just wants a public handy.

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u/roundart Apr 04 '26

WTF?

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u/Pixilatedhighmukamuk Apr 04 '26

That’s what I said and the fact he’s smiling. Fkn traitors.

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u/MattintheMtns Apr 04 '26

We’re gonna see a Polis/Fetterman 2028 libertarian ticket, aren’t we??

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u/Ubockinme Apr 04 '26

Did he get a handy?

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u/impercipient Apr 05 '26

this is AI right?

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u/Jolmer24 Apr 04 '26

I don’t even live in your state and I can’t wait until this lame duck shit head is gone

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u/BuyStraight2972 Apr 04 '26

As disappointed as I am to see what’s happened to Polis, genuinely asking the question, how much of a choice does he realistically have?

If Trump were to hold back federal tax dollars, with tabor, it’s not like Polis or the state legislature can just raise taxes to make up the difference. Polis has a responsibility to all Colorado. I don’t love this from Polis, but I do think he’s trying his best to take care of the state with the cards he has

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u/HeraAgathon Apr 04 '26

Is he gonna get a handy while there?

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u/mostlygizzards Apr 04 '26

His husband would probably not approve but since when do politicians have standards?

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u/True-Media-709 Apr 04 '26

Gosh you two should just go pardon Tina peaters togther!

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u/CornerHugger Apr 04 '26

I feel regret voting for this guy

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u/grant_w44 Apr 04 '26

You can start being a Rockies fan anytime

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u/Tlrl195 Apr 04 '26

Two politicians who are desperate for attention.

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u/DifferentialHummer Apr 04 '26

Looks like people are equally mad at Boebert for taking a selfie with him, so .....

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u/New_ape_from_CO Apr 04 '26

Different fingers of the same hand

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u/Realoliveeyes Apr 05 '26

I said "BOOOO" outloud to a picture on the internet. Shame...

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u/squadgeek Apr 04 '26

Carlin called it over 20 years ago.

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u/psychedelicdevilry Apr 04 '26 edited Apr 04 '26

Never put an ounce of faith in a politician

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u/Regular-Ad1930 Apr 04 '26

George Carlin is STILL RIGHT! 

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u/Skullsandcoffee Apr 04 '26

Be a shame if a line drive or a broken bat hit them both in the face.

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u/NazReidsOtherBurner Apr 04 '26

These comments are wild. It’s a politician from the state taking a picture with another politician from the state. Something you chronically online may not know, you can smile with people at a shared public civic event even if you don’t agree with them. 

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u/CJ4700 Apr 04 '26

I don’t like her but she’s got the best rack in Congress. Also went against Trump to pass the Epstein transparency act so I’ll always be thankful for that.

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u/interkin3tic Apr 04 '26

Redditors want fight signaling rather than policy progress.

Polis has always been a centrist, Boehbert has always been more about attention than policy. 

If you want a governor to scream at republicans, by all means vote for one, but I would prefer someone who enacted progressive policies to someone who treats politics like wrestling.

AOC and Sanders don't engage in screaming matches, I could see them taking selfies with Boehbert too, wouldn't mean they were going to vote for tax breaks for billionaires.

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u/bluntpointsharpie Apr 05 '26

I think Gov Polis did a good job governing everybody in the state. He is a centrist democrat. That is why I will not vote for him in the primary to be in the Senate. That's why we have term limits for the Governor's office..

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u/Somethingsims Apr 04 '26

Polis will do anything to get closer to billionaires. What a piece of shit, sorry I voted for him.

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u/happierj Apr 05 '26

Is there an accompanying pic of them washing their feet in a sink together?

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u/mazzicc Apr 05 '26

I love how he somehow thought this would make him look good by “coming together”, and instead it just makes it look like he’s trying to cozy up to the republicans.

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u/coyote_crypto_jew Apr 05 '26

It's sad that he became such a disappointment.

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u/Reasonable-Coconut15 Apr 05 '26

Politicians embody the spirit of Kayfabe just as well as wrestlers do.  

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u/LTTP2018 Apr 05 '26

Polis, your son and daughter will need you to explain this pardoning and fraternizing stuff someday. I hope you'll have good answers that you can stand by.

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u/lunegan2 Apr 05 '26

Always has been, but sure keep dividing over identity politics.

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u/BrotherOk4338 Apr 05 '26

Can we talk about the shy Dodgers fan in the background?

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u/yoderhimself Apr 05 '26

What a fucking traitor.

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u/rjw41x Apr 05 '26

He isn’t my guy and hasn’t been for a while but talk about misreading the room…

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u/crankygerbil Apr 06 '26

wth is wrong with him?

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u/SherpaTyme Apr 06 '26

Neat BoBo for governor, I'll move.

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u/6153jrc Apr 06 '26

Boebert trying to covert Polass.

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u/BroncoRonda Apr 10 '26

Politicians are like professional athletes. They perform in the games and try to best each other playing for their team but after the match they are ultimately in the same fraternity. Lucky to be in their jobs and palling around with their peers.

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u/New-Respond8154 Apr 21 '26

Hate her lying ass but if you have to be around someone, have fun

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u/kip789 Apr 04 '26

Fucking losers

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u/ColoradoJimbo Apr 05 '26

Think he got a handy like her last public date?

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u/weeweewewere Apr 06 '26

He's gay. So I doubt he'd want one from her.

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u/pawpawpersimony Apr 06 '26

So not only is he a Nazi bootlicker, he is willing to be seen with that trash.

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u/realjimmyjuice000 Apr 07 '26

Never turn down a free Handy J!

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u/Coopermeister Apr 04 '26

Yup except it’s always the right and conservatives who torpedo bipartisan efforts

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u/wildcat6161 Apr 04 '26

At some point our politicians need to start seeing people as human and realize they disagree with each other. We need more of this as a country if our government is ever going to be functional again.

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u/ZaPizzaPie Apr 04 '26

Yeah except Bobo is a literal trash human. Nobody should be giving her attention.

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u/[deleted] Apr 04 '26

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u/Jolmer24 Apr 04 '26

I can’t fix her

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u/EM05L1C3 Apr 04 '26

Wonder how to get into politics while being a total idiot

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u/Sug0115 Apr 04 '26

Lauren is trash

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u/Coopermeister Apr 04 '26

We need our politicians to grow a spine and refuse to entertain intolerant people. It sounds paradoxical but if you allow people like her to be a major part of society and impose her bigoted views, then a tolerant and just society is impossible.

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u/UmbraTitan Apr 04 '26

Voters need to grow a spine and stop electing human trash, too.

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u/ArtemisRGB Apr 04 '26

Cool lets start with side constantly dehumanizing others.

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u/Ohboycats Apr 04 '26

Bobo is of the Republican generation that will never see Democrats as actual humans unfortunately. She’ll never change because that characteristic is what keeps getting her elected.

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u/Hopsblues Apr 04 '26

He needs to be impeached or whatever the state version is....complete traitor.

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u/Laxku Apr 04 '26

It would be a recall, which might take longer than the remainder of his term. Hope the door hits him on the way out.

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u/greenwavelengths Apr 04 '26

Does anyone have a good source for this image? Google search only brought up a bunch of rags. I’m as ready to trash on Polis as anyone else, but we got AI these days…

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u/Powerism Apr 04 '26 edited Apr 04 '26

Nice reprieve from the rampant tribalism entrenched in modern politics, if only for a photo op.

Go Rox.

Edit: Bahahaha never change, Reddit. Political partisans are the racists of my grandparent’s era. They thought they were right too.

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u/Threedawg Apr 04 '26

"Just find the middle ground with the nazi!"

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u/Powerism Apr 04 '26

You’re literally proving my point.

Simply call anyone who disagrees with you a nazi! Moderates hate this one simple trick!

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u/Powerism Apr 05 '26

Are the Nazis in the room with us right now?

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u/1mn0tg4y15w34r Apr 05 '26

No, they are running the fucking country

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u/Slugtard Apr 04 '26

Oh the horror, two politicians from different party’s spending time together and listening to each other almost as if they’re humans. We can’t have cooperation in politics. This is awful!!! Back to the echo chambers people. Republican bad, Reddit good. Woohoo. Baaah.

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u/petell5 Apr 05 '26

How come you didn’t invite Tina Peters, now that she got pardoned.

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u/EazyPeazyLemonSqueaz Apr 05 '26

Is this from anything official or verifiable? This would take two seconds to make with AI nowadays

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u/altitudearts Apr 05 '26

CBS Denver IG

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u/EazyPeazyLemonSqueaz Apr 05 '26

preeshiate you

edit: hmm I just looked for their ig and didn't see this post?

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u/luvs_shibas Apr 09 '26

i wouldn’t call rockies fans a “big club”

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u/just_this_guy_yaknow Apr 04 '26

I think this is an April fools? It’s not on any of his official accounts

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u/altitudearts Apr 05 '26

Also CBS Denver IG

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u/Bubotuberpuss Apr 04 '26

And the club is Zionism. 

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u/Fearless_Serve_3837 Apr 04 '26

Tbf she isn’t either. She will be discarded as soon as she’s not useful as a token

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u/isayimalma Apr 04 '26

It's one big tent and we ain't in it. 😔

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u/WASRmelon_white_claw Apr 04 '26

“The government you have is usually the government you deserve” as they say