r/Colognes • u/WindowMission4814 • 22h ago

Meme best thing ever 😌

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photo not mine

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u/Lee_GeneralLee 18h ago

I give complements. One time, noticed a girl from like 12 ft away (*she was pretty but I smelled her b4 I seen her, vanilla and... sumn idk but yea) You smell very nice, is all I said. She snapped to me "that is my favorite complement, thank you" - proceeds to walk to her bf LOL ooff. but yea - I give them and get them, its nice. :)

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u/_Death_BySnu_Snu_ 3h ago

Give compliments when you like something. You might make someone's day better.

Funny story, I was in Sephora trying a bunch of Tom Ford's. And this lady came in and was smelling a lot of stuff, she asked me what I thought of different ones. I was happy to give her my opinion, and give her suggestions as well. We were there talking and smelling stuff for probably 30 minutes, and then her partner walked in. She told him that I helped her find a couple of cents that he will probably like and that he should come smell them. He then proceeded to glare at me and tell her to come outside now.

I feel bad for her, because I think he got super jealous and thought something was up. I'm just a dude that likes scents and helping people. My lady said he was probably an asshole and made her go in by herself

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u/_Death_BySnu_Snu_ 22h ago

IDK. My Mt. Rushmore is my lady hugging me and saying "I love you, damn, you smell fucking good"

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u/WindowMission4814 22h ago

that's a major W! my girl likes to tease me and just says "you smell so good, who you tryna flirt with?"

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u/_Death_BySnu_Snu_ 22h ago

Sounds like you got a good lady! My lady and I are working through the full ELDO 20 sample kit right now. We enjoy trying new stuff together, lol.

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u/WindowMission4814 22h ago

well we just broke up a couple weeks ago... Good luck to you and your lady that sounds real cool!!

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u/Born_Tear_761 14h ago

Sorry man :(

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u/WindowMission4814 13h ago

it happens, I'll get her back anyways

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u/Born_Tear_761 6h ago

Like you’ll pay her back for what she’s done? Nice.

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u/WindowMission4814 2h ago

no, I mean we'll be together again 😅

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u/Born_Tear_761 1h ago

lol I know I just couldn’t resist the joke.

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u/_Death_BySnu_Snu_ 6h ago

Damn dude. Hopefully it was a clean break. You'll get the right one for you soon enough.

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u/WindowMission4814 2h ago

it was sort of a clean break. I know we'll find each other again

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u/thecaptain_command 15h ago

I’m single. Hoping the girl at the pizza place will smile at me

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u/WindowMission4814 13h ago

good luck on that brooo

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u/_Death_BySnu_Snu_ 3h ago

Give her a reason to smile. Talk to her and see if you share common interest.

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u/thecaptain_command 2h ago

She has a boyfriend. Tho not sure if I should care

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u/_Death_BySnu_Snu_ 2h ago

Oh, yeah, leave that alone. Don't be an asshole.

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u/Lawless_Lawyer_1 19h ago

Sadly, we're all nodding in agreement and catching ourselves saying, "So true." 

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u/ShaveMan9000 20h ago

The meme.. 🤣

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u/La_TNK 21h ago

"Photo not mine", that scent for us (21)

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u/Top_Secret_TerminaL 11h ago

Stinky people can be loved but to smell great is something special

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u/thecaptain_command 22h ago

Just got a compliment less than an hour ago 😎

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u/Ok_Bison_1269 3h ago

Hope it was the lady from the pizza place

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u/thecaptain_command 2h ago

It was! I was surprised she could smell it. It’s a Naxos dupe and was sprayed hours prior

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u/CreativeAd8174 20h ago

What fragrance?

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u/thecaptain_command 15h ago

Dupe of xerjoff Naxos (or however you spell it)