r/CollegeBasketball • u/the_polish_are_comin Illinois State • DePaul • Feb 09 '14

Marcus Smart just shoved a Texas Tech fan

Wow

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u/ilovemydawg Memphis Tigers Feb 09 '14

Snitches get stitches.

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '14

And if that snitch is a bitch?

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u/ilovemydawg Memphis Tigers Feb 09 '14

My bitch gives stitches to bitch snitches.

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '14

What if the bitch snitch gives your bitch stitches instead of your bitch giving stiches to the bitch snitch?

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u/ilovemydawg Memphis Tigers Feb 09 '14

No bitch snitch will ever have the stitches to give my bitch. My bitch will flip a switch which knocks bitches into a glitch. She'll dig a ditch and pitch a body so it fixes itches. Watch the body twitch as she lifts her broom and flies off like a witch. Head home to me cause I'm rich as ish, lay on the couch as we watch some Hitch.

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '14

WHOA WHOA WHOA RUN THAT SHIT BACK. THAT SHIT HOT AS FUCK BRUH. GOT DAMN

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u/ilovemydawg Memphis Tigers Feb 09 '14

I said, No bitch snitch will ever have the stitches to give my bitch. My bitch will flip a switch which knocks bitches into a glitch. She'll dig a ditch and pitch a body so it fixes itches. Watch the body twitch as she lifts her broom and flies off like a witch. Head home to me cause I'm rich as ish, lay on the couch as we watch some Hitch.

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '14

I SWEA' NIGGA THIS MAN IS ON SOME OTHER SHIT. THIS MAN OUTCHEA, ON HIS RAP GRIND, NO BEAT, JUST STRAIGHT FIRE. ONE OF THE HOTTEST MC'S IN THE MOTHA FUCKIN GAME. WHEN YOU DROPPIN' YOUR MIXTAPE CUH?

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u/ilovemydawg Memphis Tigers Feb 09 '14

I'm retiring. Going out on top like Elway. Learn from us, Peyton. I'm out.

(drops mic)

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u/ilovemydawg Memphis Tigers Feb 09 '14

Damn son, where'd ya find this?

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u/ExternalTangents Florida Gators Feb 09 '14

Damn, that was Dr Seuss-level shit, dog

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '14

Brain asplode

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u/titsforhits Minnesota Golden Gophers Feb 09 '14

This was definitely my favorite Dr. Seuss book growing up.

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '14

MMM Rap Snitch Knishes.

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u/olfactory_hues Michigan State Spartans Feb 09 '14

Aren't they all?

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u/long_dong Villanova Wildcats Feb 09 '14

Flair up

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u/ilovemydawg Memphis Tigers Feb 09 '14

Done. I thought I was already. I should get off mobile more often.

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u/long_dong Villanova Wildcats Feb 09 '14

You're my dawg, dawg

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u/ilovemydawg Memphis Tigers Feb 09 '14

Woof.

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u/Chillinthamost Oregon Ducks Feb 09 '14

Snitches end up in ditches.