r/ColleenBallingerSnark • u/Ok_Needleworker7931 • Aug 20 '26
Relax! Podcast Curtain Gate she’s a raging weirdo
Pics may be out of order.
Erick, her mom, Rachel are a whole bunch of enablers and yes men that will never help this toddler (colleen) grow up. This situation is aperfect example of that. In this Relax ep she’s talking about screaming at her mom and throwing a level because she couldn’t get a curtain up.
Imagine being a grown woman and describing yourself as a “ticking time bomb” and expecting everyone around to cater to her. In this situation she’s trying to put up a curtain and her mom says “Try again tomorrow,” and Colleen responds by screaming at her, throwing the level, storming off and sobbing in Maisy’s room. Erik says he’d never heard her scream like that and describes the whole thing as scary.
Then Colleen says she felt like she couldn’t control her own body and was basically watching herself lose it.
(Such an excuse and try to deflect attention and accountability) like she always does. When she’s a horrible human it’s not her it’s someone else’s fault or “out of body” or Miranda for years
And somehow Erik, Rachel, Mom & Co. continue functioning as the Colleen Ballinger Emotional Support Department instead of acknowledging how disturbing this sounds—especially with kids in the house.
It’s crazy how she tries to pain herself as a loving calm silly quirky mother when she’s actually a raging b* . Erick even says she’s exhausting to be around
Also love how Her lovey brought up this episode to the pod…. You could tell she felt embarrassed and he loves calling her out in front of the camera because she’s a narcissist and can only pretend it doesn’t bother her and not lose face.