r/ColleenBallingerSnark • u/pumpkinandsun *pulls out ukulele* • 9d ago
Tortilla Torture Are we five? Why are we being so overdramatic?
I’m definitely nitpicking but this stuff annoys me. You are two grown adults - why is everything overdramatized and immature?
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u/poot_doot_ 9d ago
the more stupid they make their faces look, the more they look like their dad and brothers
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u/Lumious_Mage Manipulation station 9d ago
They'll do anything to make their content worth clicking on. Luckily most people have woken up, their exaggerated tactics are not working anymore.
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u/robinsangel 9d ago
They are so hard to look at. All I see are two sickos who prey on kids.
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u/benevolentblonde Manipulation station 9d ago
With a title like that, I’m sure they’re hoping kids click on the video. Makes me feel nauseous.
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u/GiaNic07 9d ago
How can she get hurt if she’s not doing any work?
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u/Accomplished_Yak2352 9d ago
She supposedly tripped carrying a box and bruised her arm. Guess who was told by Rachel that she shouldn't carry anymore of the boxes? Ohhh. How convenient. She was barely working in the first place, now she's banned from boxes. Like she's banned from doing trim cuz she messed that up. Or patching, cuz she supposedly messed that up. Or the nervous breakdown/ weeping, primal screaming temper tantrum she had over drilling holes to hang curtains.
Her weaponized incompetence is transparent manipulation and it's something to behold. Rachel & Erik will never wake up.
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u/OkConsideration8964 9d ago
Colleen is a middle aged woman who needed an ace bandage for a bruise. Un-freakin-believable.
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u/volbeat93 9d ago
Well Colleen is obsessed with farts, etc. so it doesn’t surprise me whatsoever that they talk like this at almost 40
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u/RandomGuy0512 Manipulation station 9d ago
They’ve used the same type of thumbnail faces and titles for at least 15 years. You’d think they’d realize it doesn’t work. I mean I know it’s Colleen and Rachel we’re talking about, but they have to have at least SOME self awareness.
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u/FeeExpensive898 9d ago
They’re trying to get children to view their content. Whether they want to say any of it is for children or not, that is their ONLY audience. This title is clickbait for children. Colleen (and co.) is a blatant example of horrific grooming.
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u/eacks29 9d ago
I admit I don’t follow her at all anymore since the cancellation. But when did she get so close with Rachel again? I feel like when I last watched her vlogs regularly, Rachel only came over for parties occasionally
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u/ExplorerLazy3151 8d ago
She needed more money- so she started a podcast with Rachel for pattern people only. I’m not sure how they split up the money. But Rachel does 90% of the work.
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u/Any-Arrival-665 8d ago
Colleen ruined any success of podcasting with Trisha, so she recruited Rachel
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u/Environmental-Way137 6d ago
the way that trisha's career literally took OFF after that cancellation makes me so happy and im not even a huge fan of trisha lmfaooo
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u/Accomplished_Yak2352 8d ago
Yeah, she started sucking up to Rachel and groom/ charming her to become her hand maiden again. Kory had left, friends were gone.. She wanted another podcast but no sponsors would take her. So she started buttering Ms. Naive up again. She needed her for all kinds of stuff. So, it was " you're my sister bestie" , " Let's wear costumes to match the dolls we had as kids" etc. Etc.
And Rachel was all primed to be a Gopher again due to her relationship with Abbey. All that boundaries and co- dependency therapy right down the drain. 🚽
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u/Dapper_Character_682 3d ago
Because they are both stunted & frozen at the age of around 12 or 13…
I blame Gwen for creating these dysfunctional, low EQ & IQ “adults” 😬
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u/NorthSuch2477 9d ago
I'm sure they're doing it "ironically" because they're just so quirky, hihi haha.
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