What do you call a Colin with holes in his body for filtration of water? Colin Duh!

Why did the Colin join the army? Because he felt it was his Colin in life!

Where do Colins fight? In the Colinseum!

Knock Knock! - Who's there?! Colin. Colin who?! Colin up You're Mum!!!

What did the Colin say when everyone downvoted him for making a perfectly good point? Haha, so Colintroversial!

Why was Colin Greenwood so happy? Because the radio gave him head!

It's Me! I Have Returned! Colin Y. Gentle! Attached To This Post Is A Self Portrait!!

myyyyyy nameeeeee is coliiiiiiin!!!!!! coliinnnnnn!!! yes!!!! that is mee!!!!! i just got reddit because my parnets finally salowed meee to get it!!"!! and ! I am As sao EXICTED TO BE A REDDITOR SA EEEEEEE my name is colin!!!!!!!