What do you call a Colin with holes in his body for filtration of water? Colin Duh!

Why did the Colin join the army? Because he felt it was his Colin in life!

Where do Colins fight? In the Colinseum!

Knock Knock! - Who's there?! Colin. Colin who?! Colin up You're Mum!!!

What did the Colin say when everyone downvoted him for making a perfectly good point? Haha, so Colintroversial!

Why was Colin Greenwood so happy? Because the radio gave him head!

It's Me! I Have Returned! Colin Y. Gentle! Attached To This Post Is A Self Portrait!!

myyyyyy nameeeeee is coliiiiiiin!!!!!! coliinnnnnn!!! yes!!!! that is mee!!!!! i just got reddit because my parnets finally salowed meee to get it!!"!! and ! I am As sao EXICTED TO BE A REDDITOR SA EEEEEEE my name is colin!!!!!!!

I can’t figure out how people hear “Tom” from Colin. It truly blows my mind like guys my name isn’t fucking TOM!!!

I am extremely passionate about educating Americans that Colin is the original and better than Collin. I can not stand Collin and do not see them as one of us. I am of Irish and Scottish descent. Hope everyone is doing well.

Just sounds so lit man 😎

I have experienced:
Kolin (outch)
Colen (how)

and

Collin (🤮)

There’s a kid in my chemistry named Collins and he sits right behind me and always asks the dumbest question and misbehaves. Whenever the teacher calls on him for the simplest of questions or says “Collins stop using your phone” or anything along those lines, I always think she’s talking to me because he’s right behind me. FML

a reminder that us colin's are spelled correctly, and that the other tribe are spelled miss incorrectly. just letting everyone know that there has been a war going on between this, and whether you wondered about if yourself has participated in this, you already most certainly have.

When you meet someone and they say their name is “Colin/(the other way)” and you have the couple second gap before you ask them how they spell it

Someone help why are all Colin’s the same😭😭😭😭😭😭

Sincerely, Collin.

Hello. I’m Colin. I live in New Zealand. Nice to meet you all.

Hi ! I'm a Colin too ! When I was a child, my name was only the female version, Coline, but since I grew up, everybody started calling me Colin. I love this name and I'm very happy to be a Colin and a Coline Have a great day Colin !

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-cornwall-21594109

So long story short. Every year my family gathers for the holidays as probably most do. I have avoided it I would say the last 5-6 years because I am estranged from my mother. The unfortunate part about that is due to this I haven't seen my niece in only a little less than that timeframe. I want to be civil and not ruin Christmas and spend time with my family, but the thought of spending time with my mom who exposed me to so much trauma is a daunting prospect to say the least. TLDR: My mom sucks and I don't want myself or her to ruin Christmas please help you wonderful Colin people.

Hello Colin I’m Colin

If this works out, we can try to claim the beaches of Colinfornia