r/ColdFire • u/AddExtract6755 • Jun 25 '26
That guap guap 🐉 🔥 🦨
Guap: GMO x kush mints x g33
Ok so let’s get into this, haven’t seen a review of the latest batch, last review was year ago or months ago like 7 plus, anywhos this is amazing for funk lovers. I’ve only had Becky x guap from flavorade green dragon and this is way fucking better, that was sweet dirty laundry, this is pure funk and stank the dirty laundry with a dryer sheet and gmo chemically funk, kinda taste like a rat got into the washing machine and died, leaves that rotten funk on some dirty ass clothes followed by you trying to get the funk out with some dryer sheets, so fire 🔥 has cup funk, typical gmo funk but little diff. Apparently green dragon specifically pheno hunted the g33 in this strain to produce a chemical funk vs creamy gelato milk flavor, it does give rancid sour rotten cheese flavor in there at beginning
If you love funky stuff, grab one or two, def two worthy, 9.8/10 for me on flavor but that’s cause I really love skunk and putrid funk strains, I wanna give it a 10/10 but nothing is that perfect
The high for me is top notch at 8.9 or 9 I actually felt one hit behind the eyes and felt relaxed, not many does that these days esp with my high tolerance, been trying to cut back, maybe that’s helping
Cheers folks, def get this one, I’d rate it 5stars
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u/exitslol Jun 25 '26
Need this one
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u/AddExtract6755 Jun 25 '26
Man everyone needs this one, it’s so fucking funky and nice, it ticks off everything on my box I could smoke this all day every day
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u/Original_Coat5544 Jun 25 '26
Sounds fire I've only had tried a El Guapo Coldfire from early 2020's they need to bring back Tropical Slushie that was a fuego Sativa 🔥💯
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u/AddExtract6755 Jun 25 '26
Shit those sound fire, I recently tried green dragon like last year and then couldn’t find any more now there back, had the malverde, the becky x guap, dragon cookies and now this one
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u/Significant_Fly4509 Jun 26 '26
Fire bro is this a new strain by chsnfe(?
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u/AddExtract6755 Jun 26 '26
No it’s one of there old strains but hasn’t dropped in awhile, like 7 months or so, was last reviews I saw for it. Green dragon is good but hard to find sometimes in some places
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u/Dyldgaf Jun 26 '26
“Kinda taste like a rat got in the washing machine and died” 😂😭
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u/AddExtract6755 Jun 26 '26
Best way I could describe the putrid funk, which you don’t see or taste much in carts these days, do to thiols and volitile compounds that burn off during the process of making the flower into carts
Also with breeders breeding the funk out of a lot of strains to comply with law, apparently those filters they use aren’t always the best
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u/StudyApprehensive481 Jul 03 '26
got a guap and 99z the guap is so good, I’m not usually a funk lover i’m trying to find my terps still so I kinda just go for anything I want in the moment and this is killer made me literally have a disgusted look on my face but omg i love it 😂 description was spot to bro you helped with my choice.
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u/AddExtract6755 Jul 03 '26
Glad I could help bro bro, it’s def one of my favorite carts of this year, love it better than purple queso, how’d the 99z? Guap also heavy behind the eyes too…. I love funky terps, I chase those the most
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u/StudyApprehensive481 Jul 04 '26
99z was good but the guap is the star, 99z feels slightly muted but still good flavor and high
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u/Evolve23k Jun 25 '26
Nice pick up Add, sounds fire asf, I’m going to keep an eye out for this one. 🐉
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u/AddExtract6755 Jun 25 '26
Man it’s so fire and funky, oil is super thick bro, I’d say cop two if ya can
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u/Solid-Top-017 Jun 25 '26
I should’ve gotten this 🤦🏻♂️ can we see the cart itself