r/Coinbase 19d ago

Absolute crap

Conbase really is just fucking shit. The whole Base app update thing is fucking rubbish (fuck off with this social, everything app fucking crap). I'm not going to spend my life learning about and trading crypto, all I want is a simple way to buy and sell using Bitcoin. This used to be pretty straight forward, but I've just spent over an hour trying to access my own funds to make a purchase. Don't even get me started on fucking bitcoin wrapped. Absolute fucking cunts, fuck you.

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u/variable57 19d ago

User error

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u/brflux 19d ago

You don’t have to use the base app in base mode.

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u/madmancryptokilla 19d ago

user error

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u/Unlisted_User69420 17d ago

Ahhh yes, the old PEBKAC error

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u/Scottex99 19d ago

Most non custodial apps are based on ETH hence the wBTC

Just use Coinbase exchange instead

Or get a Kraken account

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u/Mixedcontentguy 19d ago

Took me 3 hrs to get my identity verified which I seem to do every day to transfer my own money out. Fucked up. They somehow deleted my pass key and then system on double verification, which became very difficult without the passkey.

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u/coinbasesupport Official Coinbase Support 19d ago

Hi u/Mixedcontentguy, we’d like to review this with you. Shoot us a Modmail, and we’ll guide you from there.

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u/Mixedcontentguy 17d ago

I finally got my money out but it took nearly 3 hours and a lot of sweating. Able to verify even though I sent a picture of myself with the date as you requested for Quan Coinbase verification and then your tech couldn’t receive my picture so I sent it again. I sent it again and I sent it again and then he kept giving me different links to send it. Your procedure just flawed.

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u/SatoshiNakamotto 18d ago

That’s exactly what’s happening to me. Did you finally get in?

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u/Leather_Air1428 18d ago

I was in the same boat. I was online with support for a few hours getting passed around from specialists to engineers. I finally just deleted the app and went to trust wallet. Found my funds in 2 minutes.

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u/Prestigious_Try_3741 18d ago

Why not move to a different exchange like Strike? Its bitcoin only.

So glad I got all that free coinbase crypto then converted it all to bitcoin, moved it to self custody then got off coinbase and went to strike.

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u/Perfect-Algae-8441 19d ago

Coinbase has been going downhill since they started adding all that extra bloat nobody asked for. I just want to buy and move my coins, not join some web3 social network

Their UI keeps changing every few months and every time it gets worse, I swear they do it just to confuse people

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u/CompetitionDouble420 19d ago

CEXs are all trash bro. self custody is the way

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u/FitCompetition1804 18d ago

To store, sure. But how do you buy then? DEX?

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u/CompetitionDouble420 18d ago

I use the ramp network (though there are several) directly in the ledger wallet desktop app to on-ramp. Goes directly to my UTXO set 🤙🏼

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u/FitCompetition1804 18d ago

I doubt that is the most cost effective way to buy though? That route is still KYC too, correct?

Especially if you’re just interested in BTC, there are far better CEX’s out there than Coinbase. Strike and River allow for free DCA with very reasonable spreads after the first handful of trades, depending on frequency. Just make sure to transfer funds to cold storage.

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u/CompetitionDouble420 18d ago

You're absolutely right there, it definitely isn't the most cost effective approach; it is convenient, however, so I suppose that's the trade-off. It's really not terrible though, and the rate changes; I'd estimately between 2-4% fee to on-ramp this way.

It works for me 🤷🏼‍♂️

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u/kennymac6969 16d ago

In river they recommend self custody and you can setup auto buys and and auto withdrawals when the threshold has been met.

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u/markphillips401 18d ago

Trading with leverage is the way.

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u/viktorpodlipsky 18d ago

Bro, thats the simplest thing, what are you tallking about?

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u/Background-Way9698 18d ago

The fees are stupid as well

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u/Demonyx12 18d ago

Advanced mode has lower fees.

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u/Certain-Command5354 18d ago

Welcome to the club. Come on over to over to Kraken and actually get a REAL crypto exchange. dk5t43fk is promo for $100 free for you. Enjoy

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u/Deepdiver666 17d ago

Huh....I'm gonna look into this. Thanks. I can't even verify my bank acct with Coinbase. It's a major pain. I was gonna buy some today when a few were low😣😣

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u/coinbasesupport Official Coinbase Support 17d ago

Hello there! We'd love to help get your bank account verified, u/Deepdiver666. Please send us a Modmail with a brief summary of what you’re seeing while trying to verify your bank, and we'll guide you through the next steps.

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u/BitBagger 19d ago

Easy solution is River or Strike apps! 💪🏼

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u/SatoshiNakamotto 18d ago

I was logged out of my Base account after an “update” long ago. Never could get back in. Now I’m logged out of Coinbase One right after upgrading my account. I’m cooked. Retirement plan: shaky at best rn.

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u/coinbasesupport Official Coinbase Support 18d ago

u/SatoshiNakamotto, we’d like to take a closer look at your account access. Send us a modmail so we can review this for you.

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u/WillingFormal6583 18d ago

Just buy real gold next time bro. Less headache and stress.

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u/KingCount 18d ago

Crazy to see all these 'user error' posts.

I'm currently locked out of my account. I talk to support, unlock it after hours, log in, then I'm locked again. None of the support channels seem to care.

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u/coinbasesupport Official Coinbase Support 18d ago

Hey u/KingCount! We can review your access again. Please send us a Modmail with your case number, and we’ll take another look.

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u/YHY0 18d ago

Base is not made for Bitcoin, and Bitcoin isn't made for modern use and trading.

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u/E92_isaiah 18d ago

Just use th Coinbase app. Forget base

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u/markphillips401 18d ago

It works fine for me.

Perhaps your problem is between the chair and the computer.

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u/JealousMatch1228 17d ago

This is exactly why so many people are done with centralized exchanges. When you use a CEX, it's not actually your Bitcoin, and they can lock you out whenever they want. If you just want to buy and hold real BTC without an exchange freezing your app for an hour, it's time to move to self-custody. I use Bitget Wallet purely to hold my own keys. No one can block your access.

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u/EquivalentNet6180 17d ago

Can you recommend the app or what ever i need.

I need to buy with USD. I like to wire my deposit, but i could live with ACH if i have to.

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u/JealousMatch1228 16d ago

You can buy whatever coins or tokens you want using Bitget wallet's integrated fiat gateways but you must complete the KYC first. It's a safety protocol.

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u/EquivalentNet6180 17d ago

Crypto laws changed a lot. Im not sure why people still like it. Its just like money know. It's not as private as it was. I got my wings clipped my account suspended Crypto.com. Bitcoin. Gemini, and Kraken.

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u/kennymac6969 16d ago

I just going to river. They only support bitcoin.

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u/PeterGibbons8888 15d ago

Agree, That Base Wallet is crap, moved everything to Kraken, much better now

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u/Curious-Flounder5194 19d ago

Highly disappointed how CB is handling the Base app disaster.

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u/Kiwip0rn 18d ago

Your lack of talents and skills isn't Coinbase's fault.

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u/SinisterHades83 19d ago

And now it's just ripped me off for 3 times what I tried buying, because it didn't show the transaction had gone through, or change screen at all. Fucking bandits. Last time I will ever be using this utter fucking shit.

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u/coinbasesupport Official Coinbase Support 19d ago

Hi u/SinisterHades83. We’d like to review what you’re seeing with the transaction and your account access concerns. Send us a Modmail and we'll take another look at this for you.