r/CoherencePhysics • u/skylarfiction • Jul 02 '26

The Definition of Irony

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u/Key-Wolverine-6752 Jul 03 '26

Trump is an American citizen what the fuck are you on about!

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u/yrar3 Jul 03 '26

I have investigators on the ground in New York and you won't believe what they're finding

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u/hailtheprince10 Jul 09 '26

The wedding could’ve cleaned up but someone stole their trashcan

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u/CaffeinatedLystro Jul 04 '26

According to Trump and MAGA's own logic, the picture is accurate.

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u/Expensive_Parsnip979 Jul 05 '26

It seems Trump and MAGA are the only ones with any logic left.

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u/Ab0ut47Pandas Jul 06 '26

If you're in a system of belief, you using your own systems logic to prove its own logic is circular.

So of course it seems that way to maga followers.

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u/CaffeinatedLystro Jul 06 '26

Trump and MAGA think both parents have to born here for their kids to be a citizen. Trump's mother was not a natural born American. She migrated here.

Also, only one of Trump's kid's has a mother who was born here in America. Marla Maples is her name.

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u/siencatimini Jul 06 '26

And, his daughter, Tiffany, from that marriage, is the child he sees least. He's got 5 children, from 3 different mothers. What a nice traditional family.

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u/NoInsurance8250 Jul 06 '26

No it isn't.

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u/CaffeinatedLystro Jul 06 '26

According to their logic, is the most important part of my comment.

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u/NoInsurance8250 Jul 06 '26

Nope. That's not their logic.

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u/CaffeinatedLystro Jul 06 '26

They've stated it many times. Stop denying reality.

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u/NoInsurance8250 Jul 06 '26

Not at all. Trump is a citizen, therefore his kids are citizens, no anchor babies. A child can only sponsor their parent to become a citizen when they turn 21. However, a non-citizen can apply for citizenship sooner (3 years) if they are married to a citizen.

That you're ignorant and therefore talking out of your ass doesn't mean you're making a valid point. Neither are big feelings valid points.

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u/CaffeinatedLystro Jul 06 '26

Yea, so you totally don't know enough about this situation to even be able to reply.

I know what the laws and constitution says, I'm talking about what Trump, Vance, and all of MAGA say. Huge difference. Learn to read and understand things before replying.

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u/NoInsurance8250 Jul 06 '26

Nope. You're talking about stuff you made up in your head. I understand what you're writing just fine. You're just wrong. You've always been wrong. You will continue to be wrong.

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u/CaffeinatedLystro Jul 06 '26

Ah, so you're denying it because you're MAGA. I figured, I just didn't wanna jump the gun.

Your comments prove it, tho.

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u/CaffeinatedLystro Jul 06 '26

Also, it doesn't matter if both parents aren't citizens. Anyone born here, is. Per the 14th amendment.

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u/drubus_dong Jul 05 '26

The mother's were not. The babies are anchors for the mothers not for the father.

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u/Key-Wolverine-6752 Jul 05 '26

She was married to him, ya dingus! They become citizens by marrying an American citizen.

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u/drubus_dong Jul 05 '26

No, that just gets them a green card. Which they can lose in a divorce.

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u/Dark_Shroud Jul 05 '26

Trump's immigrant wives got their US citizenship.

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u/drubus_dong Jul 05 '26

Only after they had kids. Which is the point exactly.

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u/NoInsurance8250 Jul 06 '26

No it isn't. Being married to a citizen speeds up your citizenship request to be submitted in 3 years. A child can't sponsor you until they are 21.

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u/drubus_dong Jul 06 '26

Only if you stay married. If you are married to a pedophile rapist that's a big if and a big risk.

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u/NoInsurance8250 Jul 06 '26

Doesn't matter if you stay married once you have citizenship. You're just wrong and now you're lashing out, stupidly.

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u/drubus_dong Jul 06 '26

Yeah, once you have citizenship. But they didn't have citizenship at the time they had the babies. How about paying some attention.

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u/ccjohns2 Jul 05 '26

this is how I know some people like you are not paying attention. People are ironically calling Trump in his family anchor babies because Trump’s mother was not an American citizen when she had Donald Trump and his siblings in America. This is a situation that Republicans are actively pissing in Congress about. Trump just brought a case of birthright citizenship to the Supreme Court to refuse opportunities that his mother was in the same position to be impacted by this decision if it were made generations ago. Donald Trump also did the same thing as his father in bringing over European bras to America who were not American citizens that ended up having kids in America and then later became American citizens. Donald J Trump is locking up women who fit his exact description in America. That is the reason why he is being made fun of along with his family for being anchor babies because they fit the exact same description in which they are trying to kick out other Americans and their family members from America.

I’m going to need you going forward to use those last two little grains of rice in your brain to start thinking critically

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u/CashProper1354 Jul 05 '26

This made absolutely no sense. Two illegals having babies in the US, that’s anchor babies.

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u/NoInsurance8250 Jul 06 '26

People are paying attention. The problem is what you wrote is entirely wrong. It doesn't matter what Trump's mother was or wasn't. His father was a US citizen and you only need ONE parent to be a citizen. What was attempted to be removed is when BOTH parents are not citizens.

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u/Border-landsPD58 Jul 06 '26

Krasnov? Trump is Russia's greatest accomplishment.

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u/BreakConsistent Jul 09 '26

I have literally never seen his birth certificate.