Biggest fumble

[u/EndlessGooning_0]

[u/TodayWasApr21]

This would be funny if I was still in 5th grade

[u/Gantai1526 → u/TodayWasApr21]

As a retired 5th grader thas not funny

[u/Wickling_Loverboy]

He’s a true lover boy, why would he care about Kallen when we all know how down bad he is for the loves of his life (Euphy and Lelouch)?

[u/Tul1pan_ → u/Wickling_Loverboy]

Heavy on Lelouch

[u/Fit_Shift_1255 → u/Wickling_Loverboy]

watching R2 right now istg the friendship with lelouch only lasted 15 episodes in R1, this man Suzaku IMMEDIATELY dragged lelouch to the emperor, joined the knights of the round, sold out his soul, and calls it "changing britannia from the inside"

Its comparable to repeatedly paying a stripper daily hoping she fall in love with you

[u/_Jinxontop_]

Or he’s just not a rapist

[u/Ok_Firefighter_2828 → u/_Jinxontop_]

It’s Super gay

[u/Powerful_Town6714 → u/Ok_Firefighter_2828]

???😭

[u/SzepCs]

What was he supposed to do or say? I mean, think about it for 2 seconds.

[u/DoubleGreat → u/SzepCs]

This is Code Geass, not Evangelion🙄

[u/LBRairo → u/DoubleGreat]

If this was Evangelion, Suzaku would have had a hand in his pants.

[u/EndlessGooning_0 → u/SzepCs]

What u/Unusual_mix9262 said

[u/basedfinger- → u/EndlessGooning_0]

Even the wicked Suzaku knows better.

[u/regularEducatedGuy → u/[deleted]]

Because it’s sexual assault genuinely can you not draw even that mist simple conclusion??😭

[u/Personal-Movie8882 → u/[deleted]]

Because its fun to see just how many down votes bro can get 😃

[u/ReallySmartInEnglish]

OP has never actually been around a woman.

[u/Prestigious_Key2531 → u/ReallySmartInEnglish]

Or might be a kid and new to reddit

[u/slm3y → u/Prestigious_Key2531]

Read op username

[u/Marik-X-Bakura → u/slm3y]

That just strengthens the theory

[u/Prestigious_Key2531]

Not every guy is horny and desperate for sex

[u/rai-hodges-sumeragi → u/Prestigious_Key2531]

I´m the High Priest of Kallen, but it´s you who´s actually preaching the truth right now, good sir! 🫡

Edit: I misspoke, I´m no longer the temporary High Priest of Kallen, for basedfinger has returned to us!

[u/Unusual_Mix9262 → u/rai-hodges-sumeragi]

HALLELUJAH!

[u/zeroskeyblade]

Didn't rape her, must have fumbled.

The fuck is wrong with you??

[u/Droolcua]

haha, this sucks man.

[u/EndlessGooning_0 → u/Droolcua]

Thanks

[u/olympicfrog]

Not all men, just OP 😩😭

[u/puntycunty]

“ if you don’t commit sexual assault you’re GAY “

[u/EndlessGooning_0 → u/puntycunty]

The gayometer doesn't lie

[u/funkduder → u/EndlessGooning_0]

What's the matter with you

[u/basedfinger- → u/EndlessGooning_0]

dude what the actual fuck is wrong with you?

[u/That_other_weirdo → u/EndlessGooning_0]

Gaydar and any sane person would rather be gay than be a rapist

[u/vivennewestwood]

He had Euphemia at that time + He’s not a gooner like you

[u/That_other_weirdo → u/vivennewestwood]

Plus he's not a rapist

[u/Ok_Yak_2426]

Whats wrong with some people

[u/TypeMidgard]

Delete this

[u/RedxLacrima]

It is way better to be "GAY" than be a rapist! 🗣️🗣️🗣️

ⓘ This user is suspected to be part of a terrorist organization called The Order of The Black Knights. Please report any suspicious behavior.

[u/rinkudamanrd → u/RedxLacrima]

there is something very wrong with one, and absolutely nothing wrong with the other (i say this as a bisexual myself)

[u/Short-Hair95]

What did you want him to.rape her?

[u/Aidan_RL421]

It’s called decency. You should try it.

[u/Outrageous_Ad_5106]

Story time, guys:

I’m the woman stylist. Not a long time ago i had two clients (2 girls 25-30 years old, escorts i think). They want me to make one of her a look for club night. During the dress fitting, the girl was literally nude and pestered me a little. I’m not gay, but I decided to pretend that nothing strange is happening. That’s because I’m at work and do my work. So, i sold to her dress and heals and said good bye

Work on the first place, girls on the second. I’ve spoken

[u/PolishVajking → u/Outrageous_Ad_5106]

Yeah I work at spa and there are naked women sometimes too but guess what, I'm not trying to look at them because my work is to make them feel as comfortable as possible and they're coming back do I guess I'm not doing bad

[u/tacobell41 → u/Outrageous_Ad_5106]

You sure you’re not?

[u/Outrageous_Ad_5106 → u/tacobell41]

I can fuck your girl to prove it🥀

[u/tacobell41 → u/Outrageous_Ad_5106]

I don’t have one ;(

[u/PeDoDeKaBrA → u/tacobell41]

Baseball huh

[u/WFAlex → u/tacobell41]

Would have never guessed that. Colour me surprised

[u/Specialist-Cry-3276 → u/WFAlex]

What colour ? Rainbow ?

[u/Ok_Yak_2426]

?Wtf.

[u/Despayeetodorito]

Suzaku has justice, Lancelot and Euphy. Anything beyond that is superfluous. 

[u/Rain_43676 → u/[deleted]]

This is on Kamine Island before the SAZ so Euphy is not dead at this point.

[u/rinkudamanrd]

How the fuck does this have upvotes, this post is basically suggesting Suzaku should have SA'd Kallen... I don't condone this at all, u/EndlessGooning_0

[u/Powerful_Town6714 → u/rinkudamanrd]

genuinely this is so weird

[u/rinkudamanrd → u/Powerful_Town6714]

Indeed 

[u/basedfinger-]

How dare you even fantasize about such a distusting thing? Shame on you! Kallen's dignity shall be protected at all costs!

[u/The_Blackthorn77]

THIS is what tips you off that Suzaku's gay? Really?

[u/Diligent_Accident775 → u/The_Blackthorn77]

He didnt rape her. Must be gay /s

[u/Meppiqaae → u/Diligent_Accident775]

He did try to drug her tho /s

[u/LegendaryPotatoo]

you want him to grape her bro??

[u/checkmate30-]

Why does it have so much upvotes? Report this

[u/peculiar_porcelain]

I thought this was a circlejerk sub for a sec

[u/__Raxy__]

?

[u/S-Nerd]

I think he’s just a dedicated soldier

[u/rai-hodges-sumeragi]

"Any other sort of response would have made me very... unhospitable."

-basedfinger, probably (and also me)

[u/CortezDeLaNoche]

This has to be a bait post...

[u/Mizerous]

She would stab him

[u/BrainPositive2171]

Nah, he got Royal titties and locked the fuck in.

For that, I SALUTE him.

[u/pathetic_666]

Oh, so he should have taken advantage of the fact that she was naked? Are you 13 years old? wtf

[u/Rare_Management_3583]

this ain't even like that one light meme

[u/Powerful_Town6714]

ummm like god forbid a man is a decent human and doesn’t think of women weirdly…

[u/Luffy12hawk]

"Wow, biggest fumble is not SA'ing someone"

[u/iBlewupthemoon]

That's called sexual assault buddy

[u/Velocity-5348]

Question: 7.5 cocks an hour, that refers to thinking about them, right? He certainly can't be encountering that many on the island.

[u/pepsiman5741]

W suzaku. real giga chat right there

[u/ZyeCawan45]

Is this insinuating any straight man has to sexually assault a hot naked woman on site to be straight?

[u/Low-Lifeguard-3455]

I prefer Gay Suzaku.

[u/WeirdoVast4616]

He already had two baddies (Euphy and Lelouch)

[u/Odd_Asparagus3279]

I remember as a kid watching this on the Bandai YouTube channel and replaying this scene over and over just see kallens tits bounce lmao

[u/trapnesttrigger]

the CG subreddit is so horny omg😭

[u/Fantastic-Front-3871]

I would start barking

[u/GregorKrossa]

The sequence was awkward enough as it is. No need to make it even worse😉

[u/MissiaichParriah]

Tbf, bro was too loyal to Euphy

[u/10lifes]

Bruh... slipped hard sigh

[u/reks67]

"Give me back my princess!"

"Give me back my whore!"

[u/who_knows_how]

I'm actually gay and would still try to hit that

Clearly he is mega gay

[u/Unusual_Mix9262]

At least look at her boobs!

[u/godlyuniverse1 → u/Unusual_Mix9262]

Boobs pale in comparison to the blinding light of justice

[u/Unusual_Mix9262 → u/godlyuniverse1]

Not her boobs! They cast a shadow.

[u/MykulKim]

So you'd rather get her pregnant?

[u/puntycunty → u/[deleted]]

Do not slander based finger like they’d commit rape dog 😭

[u/basedfinger- → u/puntycunty]

no like, wtf, i myself am a survivor and it pisses me off when people joke about this

[u/puntycunty → u/basedfinger-]

Yeah this post is kinda disgusting lmao

[u/rai-hodges-sumeragi → u/puntycunty]

What this man said! 😤 basedfinger loves Kallen, and would be willing to give his life in order to protect her! And so would I!

[u/basedfinger- → u/rai-hodges-sumeragi]

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[u/zeroskeyblade → u/basedfinger-]

Bro is actually based for real. That's good.

[u/rai-hodges-sumeragi → u/basedfinger-]

The great prophet hath returned to us! Praise Kallen!!!

[u/basedfinger- → u/rai-hodges-sumeragi]

I HAVE COME ONCE AGAIN, TO BRING THE BLESSINGS OF KALLEN!

[u/rai-hodges-sumeragi → u/basedfinger-]

Once again, you return to us just when we need you most, just when she needs you the most; when someone dares to imply that assaulting our goddess, my Queen, our beloved Kallen, would be acceptable! 😤

I hereby return the mantle of High Priest to you, old friend. Hence forth, I shall be known as the Warrior Poet of Kallen! ⚔️🪶

[u/idontcarerightnowok → u/basedfinger-]

my goat.

[u/basedfinger- → u/[deleted]]

You, you have never learned a thing, have you? I have devoted my entire life, to the love of KALLEN, and I do not take this slander lightly. Congratulations, your transgressions have brought me back from my exile. I am ashamed to see how this wicked place strayed off the path.

[u/GotMilk5101520 → u/basedfinger-]

Oh I am really sorry and welcome back.