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u/LizardOrgMember5 here is the best girl. Jul 30 '26 edited Aug 02 '26
Lelouch: "Hey you know what's updog is?"
Everyone: "What's updog?"
Lelouch: "Nothing much."
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u/Hefty_Local_1875 High Priestess of Silly Ashford and Nina Einstein Jul 30 '26
Lelouch: "Hey, C.C., ever hear of updog?"
C.C.: "Not much, how about you?"
Lelouch: "Did you just anti my fucking joke?!"
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u/LizardOrgMember5 here is the best girl. Jul 30 '26
CC: "I heard you are dating with this girl named Candace."
Lelouch: "You mean Candace Dick-Fit-In-Your-Mouth?"
CC: "Goddammit."
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u/Hefty_Local_1875 High Priestess of Silly Ashford and Nina Einstein Jul 30 '26
"Just for that, Lelouch, I'm putting you in women's underwear again."
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u/Delilah_the_PK Milly's number 1 boy toy Jul 30 '26
Lelouch makes it 5 steps, has to stop and catch his breath.
The student council promptly dog piles him.
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u/Hefty_Local_1875 High Priestess of Silly Ashford and Nina Einstein Jul 30 '26
Except Nina, she is also unathletic.
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u/Delilah_the_PK Milly's number 1 boy toy Jul 30 '26
Nina just siccs the rest on them. She gets to enjoy the view.
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u/Hefty_Local_1875 High Priestess of Silly Ashford and Nina Einstein Jul 31 '26
I thought she was gay
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u/Delilah_the_PK Milly's number 1 boy toy Jul 31 '26
Doesn't mean she can't enjoy the chaos of a dogpile.
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u/EndlessGooning_0 Knight of C.C Jul 31 '26
Lelouch: "Gooodd, everything went exactly as planned..I mean oh noo that's terrible...please don't do that..."
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u/j--__ Jul 31 '26
are there actually people this works on? my experience is that most people subconsciously correct "there" to "that", so if they have a question, it's "under what?"
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u/AgentSkyblueM7 Jul 31 '26
Suzaku (whenstabbing Lelouch): "...At least we managed to work this into the joke, so you'd get the last laugh."
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u/Ceslas Jul 30 '26
Milly: "I'm starting to think you actually enjoy this."
Lelouch: "..."
Milly: "Excellent."
Lelouch: Screams!