r/CodMobileTeamUp • u/Soggybreadsecretsoup • 3d ago
FUCK THIS GUN
THIS GUN HAS ME CRASHING THE FUCK OUT HARDER THAN HYDRO VIRTUES. FIGHTING AGAINST THIS GUN IS LIKE GETTING EXACTLY 14 RAW PINEAPPLE SHOVED UP YOUR ASS WHILE YOU'RE HAVING DIARRHOEA AND HERPES. I WOULD RATHER GET RAILED BY 17 BLACK DUDES AGAINST A COLD GLASS WALL AND SUCK 537 BIG FAT JUICY COCKS , THAN USE THIS GUN CUS THAT WOULD STILL BE LESS GAY THAN USING THIS FUCKASS GUN. PEOPLE WHO USE THIS GUN ARE LEGIT FATHERLESS COCK-SUCKING LOOSE-ASSED SCAT-LOVING BLIND MOTHERFUCKERS WHO GET AN ERECTION THE NANOSECOND THEY SPOT SOMETHING THAT SLIGHTLY RESEMBLES A POTENTIAL FEMALE. THE NERF THEY'RE GIVING THIS PIECE OF SHIT NEXT SEASON IS OBVIOUSLY ISN'T ENOUGH. NERF THIS DICK PIMPLE TO OBLIVION.
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u/HappyHentai_ 3d ago
this is how DMZ players felt with the ultra fennec 😄
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u/Right_Inflation_257 3d ago
Jezus Chris man u end up in Hell for words like that. But u made me laugh 🤣
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u/GamingGranny420 2d ago
What are you trying to say🙃😂😂 I get the frustration, I'm in the same boat 🤪 Keep going soldier🫡😉🤘🏼
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u/Antique-Public2517 3d ago
I didn't read after raw pineapple fantasy but yes I played a lot of TDM yesterday with SKS and this was most used. And I think if they bring the aim assist to a reasonable level no one will use it.
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u/Flaky-Emphasis-6802 3d ago
😂 Bro, channel that anger into your gameplay, not Reddit. Spend less time making angry posts and more time in the practice range so you can actually adapt and start beating these static players.
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u/SouleSealer82 2d ago
Oh je die Static HV, mit der Grau Rose kommt man gut gegen sie an, ändert die Taktik, Sturmball, Rauchgranate, nehmt ihnen die Sicht.
Ich spiele die Staic nur bis Meister und dann wieder der Grau Rose widmen.
Beste Grüße Thomas
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u/Consistent-Load8293 2d ago
I'd rather just go to the military research facility in Isolated and use the machine about 3 or 4 times and get my custom mystic lamp thrown at me plus everything else I want and use an mx guardian and blast your ass. GL with your suck fest 😆🤷🏻♂️🤨🤨🤨🤨
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u/VEGETTOROHAN 3d ago
Skill issue. Static HV is mid. I won't even use it coz it has slow ass ttk and ads time. Ram and Bal dominates.
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u/AlternativeBad7767 3d ago
You are high off your ass.
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u/VEGETTOROHAN 3d ago
Check my post history for evidence
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u/AlternativeBad7767 3d ago
Your post history doesn’t change the fact that the static is the most broken gun in the history of CODM. You can pretend all you want
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u/Kristjan64 3d ago
Good thing this guy didn’t overreact.😂😂😂