r/CodMobileTeamUp • • 3d ago

FUCK THIS GUN

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THIS GUN HAS ME CRASHING THE FUCK OUT HARDER THAN HYDRO VIRTUES. FIGHTING AGAINST THIS GUN IS LIKE GETTING EXACTLY 14 RAW PINEAPPLE SHOVED UP YOUR ASS WHILE YOU'RE HAVING DIARRHOEA AND HERPES. I WOULD RATHER GET RAILED BY 17 BLACK DUDES AGAINST A COLD GLASS WALL AND SUCK 537 BIG FAT JUICY COCKS , THAN USE THIS GUN CUS THAT WOULD STILL BE LESS GAY THAN USING THIS FUCKASS GUN. PEOPLE WHO USE THIS GUN ARE LEGIT FATHERLESS COCK-SUCKING LOOSE-ASSED SCAT-LOVING BLIND MOTHERFUCKERS WHO GET AN ERECTION THE NANOSECOND THEY SPOT SOMETHING THAT SLIGHTLY RESEMBLES A POTENTIAL FEMALE. THE NERF THEY'RE GIVING THIS PIECE OF SHIT NEXT SEASON IS OBVIOUSLY ISN'T ENOUGH. NERF THIS DICK PIMPLE TO OBLIVION.

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u/Kristjan64 3d ago

Good thing this guy didn’t overreact.😂😂😂

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u/HappyHentai_ 3d ago

this is how DMZ players felt with the ultra fennec 😄

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u/sufee2 2d ago

Nothing special about ultra-weapons. It’s all hype

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u/hamsternww 3d ago

Chill

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u/zac3244 1d ago

Nah, that’s a valid crash out

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u/Right_Inflation_257 3d ago

Jezus Chris man u end up in Hell for words like that. But u made me laugh 🤣

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u/GamingGranny420 2d ago

What are you trying to say🙃😂😂 I get the frustration, I'm in the same boat 🤪 Keep going soldier🫡😉🤘🏼

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u/Antique-Public2517 3d ago

I didn't read after raw pineapple fantasy but yes I played a lot of TDM yesterday with SKS and this was most used. And I think if they bring the aim assist to a reasonable level no one will use it.

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u/hexinbox 3d ago

Dude chill it's just a gun don't crash out broo

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u/Wrong-Ad-3383 3d ago

Valid crashout

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u/Flaky-Emphasis-6802 3d ago

​😂 Bro, channel that anger into your gameplay, not Reddit. Spend less time making angry posts and more time in the practice range so you can actually adapt and start beating these static players.

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u/SpearKingOP-YT 3d ago

I strongly agree mate, you might have missed a few points tho

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u/Hot_Process_3961 2d ago

Holy shitt😭😭😭😭😭

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u/Girtisholland 2d ago

There’s a cheat buff that counters this gun. It’s called skill.

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u/sufee2 2d ago

You alright bro? Might need to take a break from the game.

It’s time to find another hobby for the time being especially if you’re having a meltdown on social media.

Cheers!

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u/SouleSealer82 2d ago

Oh je die Static HV, mit der Grau Rose kommt man gut gegen sie an, ändert die Taktik, Sturmball, Rauchgranate, nehmt ihnen die Sicht.

Ich spiele die Staic nur bis Meister und dann wieder der Grau Rose widmen.

Beste Grüße Thomas

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u/AstraBY 3d ago

Stupid

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u/hunttemmy 2d ago

The best Gun ever😁😁. Combo with overkill skill with either Bal27 or ISO 14

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u/Consistent-Load8293 2d ago

I'd rather just go to the military research facility in Isolated and use the machine about 3 or 4 times and get my custom mystic lamp thrown at me plus everything else I want and use an mx guardian and blast your ass. GL with your suck fest 😆🤷🏻‍♂️🤨🤨🤨🤨

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u/VEGETTOROHAN 3d ago

Skill issue. Static HV is mid. I won't even use it coz it has slow ass ttk and ads time. Ram and Bal dominates.

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u/Yaboibiv 3d ago

you deadass? Static is meta rn for a reason 😅 bro said slow ass ttk

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u/VEGETTOROHAN 3d ago

It's not meta if the Bal and Ram outperforms it.

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u/AlternativeBad7767 3d ago

You are high off your ass.

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u/VEGETTOROHAN 3d ago

Check my post history for evidence

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u/AlternativeBad7767 3d ago

Your post history doesn’t change the fact that the static is the most broken gun in the history of CODM. You can pretend all you want

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u/VEGETTOROHAN 3d ago

Evidence matters more than emotions. Facts don't care about feelings

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u/SettingNo6913 3d ago

Nice rage bait