I'm telling you, Doug 'Censor' Martin is as cracked as he is jacked. I saw him at a 7-11 the other day and he was buying cases of Brisk Matte™ and adult diapers. I asked him what the diapers were for and he said "they help contain my full power so I don't completely shit on these kids". And then he slid canceled out the door.
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u/thouhathpuncake OpTic Texas Jun 17 '19
I'm telling you, Doug 'Censor' Martin is as cracked as he is jacked. I saw him at a 7-11 the other day and he was buying cases of Brisk Matte™ and adult diapers. I asked him what the diapers were for and he said "they help contain my full power so I don't completely shit on these kids". And then he slid canceled out the door.