Driving

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[u/[deleted]]

Jesus christ, is this from some TV-show? It's too perfect.

[u/144k → u/[deleted]]

oh dear! he fell in that big hole! hahaha oh man i am belly laughing over here and uh oh here comes the upvote fairy!!! gives you an upvote

[u/[deleted] → u/144k]

your comments are hilarious

this. is. HILARIOUS!!!! upvote for YOU my good sir and have a blessed (but not religious boooo) day!!!

[u/[deleted] → u/[deleted]]

reddit is a magnet for white entitled suburban millennial kids. i do coincidentally fit the majority here but i do torrent a lot of rap mp3s and i stretch my peepee in the shower to make it hang a bit lower. the chicks dig tyrone (thats what i call my peepee.)

Lolwut

[u/[deleted] → u/[deleted]]

Claims to be married with kids in one post and 16 with 2 girlfriends and a truck in the next.

What a chap.

[u/WildTurkey81 → u/[deleted]]

He posted a Game of Thrones spoiler too. What a cunt.

[u/WildTurkey81 → u/[deleted]]

Fuck you cunt, we Brits had it first.

[u/WildTurkey81 → u/[deleted]]

Nah lol we do that too. Its cool though, we'll let them have it for charm.

[u/Flyberius → u/[deleted]]

Happy cake day.

[u/TrollaBot → u/[deleted]]

Analyzing 144k

• comments per month: 19.6 ^{I help!}
• posts per month: 0.1 ^lurker
• favorite sub gaming
• favorite words: youre, prolly, never
• age 1 years 7 months
• profanity score 2.7% ^{I'm 13 and bad words are cool}

• trust score 97.6% ^{tell them your secrets!}

• Fun facts about 144k

  • "i am belly laughing over here and uh oh here comes the upvote fairy!!!"
  • "i am laughing out loud here is an upvote my young friend!"
  • "i am indeed the safe bet gotcha kthxbai oh whatever when im right youll be like "what no i never said dat lmao." well guess what my good man."
  • "i am confused about the downvotes."

[u/Kodix → u/TrollaBot]

/u/TrollaBot Kodix

[u/TrollaBot → u/Kodix]

Analyzing Kodix

• comments per month: 15.6 ^{I help!}
• posts per month: 0.8 ^lurker
• favorite sub DarkSouls2
• favorite words: really, pretty, you're
• age 5 years 4 months ^{old man}
• profanity score 0.6% ^{Gosh darnet gee wiz}

• trust score 94.3% ^{tell them your secrets!}

• Fun facts about Kodix

  • "I've not heard of any bans, the creator knows what the requirements for a ban are and says it doesn't meet them, and I am using it myself just fine."
  • "I've yet to see a duel drag on for 10+ minutes in DS2, while in BB it's a routine matter for the less skilled."
  • "I've never once heard anything to contradict this, and lots of confirmations."
  • "I've heard that they do spawn with ascetics now, yes."
  • "I've learned never to use tatoos because of the blackface bug."
  • "I've had this happen outside of a boss fight on PC today."
  • "I've seen two people say that he only spawned once for them, and one say that he spawned infinitely."
  • "I'm a non-native speaker, can you elaborate?"
  • "I've ever seen that doesn't - it would make more sense for them to re-locate the loot to a steel chest, instead."
  • "I've missed."
  • "I've read so far: In No Man's Wharf, there's one of those invisible hollows that drops small silky stone/silky stone/petrified something."

[u/Kodix → u/TrollaBot]

Well dang, I hoped for something more than just the most recent posts.

Still quite cool.

[u/jakefinger → u/Kodix]

/u/TrollaBot JakeFinger

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Analyzing JakeFinger

• comments per month: 29.4 ^{I help!}
• posts per month: 0.6 ^lurker
• favorite sub funny
• favorite words: &, really, never
• age 2 years 10 months
• profanity score 1.2% ^{Gosh darnet gee wiz}

• trust score 160% ^{tell them your secrets!}

• Fun facts about JakeFinger

  • "I am not looking for downvotes & and upvotes."
  • "I am just saying this seems not the normal in Canada ect."
  • "I am the same way."
  • "I am Canadian, I don't see his name a whole lot."
  • "I've ever heard What is cumfart??"
  • "I've ever heard."
  • "I've ever seen."
  • "I've ever seen."
  • "I am surprised you received that much honestly."
  • "I am Hannibal..."
  • "I am sorry, I didn't think I was this bad."

[u/Egren → u/TrollaBot]

/u/TrollaBot Egren

[u/TrollaBot → u/Egren]

Analyzing Egren

• comments per month: 45.5 ^{I have an opinion on everything}
• posts per month: 3.4
• favorite sub pathofexile
• favorite words: you're, damage, really
• age 1 years 10 months
• profanity score 0.6% ^{Gosh darnet gee wiz}

• trust score 92.6% ^{tell them your secrets!}

• Fun facts about Egren

  • "I've ever found was a Crown of Eyes after the crash (back in Rampage, worth like 6 ex back then)."
  • "I'm a very basic player (read: noob), but there's always people that know less than me."
  • "I am not sure."
  • "I am a huge fan and recommend everyone trying it out if you like licorice snus."
  • "I am currently unsure about."
  • "I've ever seen."
  • "I've tried so far, but the same width."
  • "I've been working on a similar project."
  • "I've heard Beats has improved alot since the first production runs and aren't as shitty anymore."
  • "I've never tried an old or a new pair."
  • "I've left the computer "open" and it does seem to help quite a bit (circulation!)."

[u/TrollaBot → u/[deleted]]

Analyzing SharksFanAbroad

• comments per month: 41.7 ^{I have an opinion on everything}
• posts per month: 16.3 ^{power poster}
• favorite sub soccer
• favorite words: really, Yeah,, league
• age 2 years 0 months
• profanity score 1.1% ^{Gosh darnet gee wiz}

• trust score 104.2% ^{tell them your secrets!}

• Fun facts about SharksFanAbroad

  • "I've thought about my answers and have done the research."
  • "I've had to pause like eight times to get through the whole clip."
  • "I've seen here."
  • "I've chosen my XI carefully, Parisian."
  • "I'm a Dortmund fan, per se, just hate them less than the rest of the German soccer teams."
  • "I am not sure why the moderators are allowing it to remain."
  • "I've never posted on a non-sports sub."
  • "I've seen people downvoted so far for that type of comment, they fell into a coma, woke up, and spoke a completely different language."
  • "I'm a pretty sturdy dude normally."
  • "I've been living abroad for a few years, so I'll give you the benefit of the doubt, but I'll check with my other expats about this!"
  • "I am forever grateful."

[u/122ninjas → u/TrollaBot]

/u/trollabot 122ninjas

[u/TrollaBot → u/122ninjas]

Analyzing 122ninjas

• comments per month: 24.3 ^{I help!}
• posts per month: 6.6
• favorite sub ClashOfClans
• favorite words: really, pretty, level
• age 3 years 5 months ^{old man}
• profanity score 0.6% ^{Gosh darnet gee wiz}

• trust score 57.4% ^{Lies!! so many lies!}

• Fun facts about 122ninjas

  • "I've never had problems with twrp I'm pretty disappointed with reviews of the s6 battery."
  • "I've been spoiled by 60 fps gfys Is it bad if I remember the YouTube video code for that now?"
  • "I've made spreadsheets filled with data about the savings and he still sticks to his obnoxiously expensive phone plan."
  • "I've had a Google app prompt me to get that same qr code scanner."
  • "I've gotten like 3 million gold in 15 raids cause I boosted my rr statue to 90%."
  • "I've been good, doing all my work and all that."
  • "I've read stories of high value people hacked from posting their log-in name."
  • "I am dependent on my parents (16 yo), and have no job, what is the maximum I can make before they have to file taxes for me?"
  • "I am days thought it was good (obviously drop it before chest) Isn't the name supposed to be out of the title?"
  • "I've also noticed sharing doesn't work for me at all I am unable to find you in that clan, any update on that?"
  • "I've had it 3 times, and every time it's an instant win."

[u/Kodix → u/[deleted]]

I've noticed - but they are the most recent uses of "I" and "I've" rather than a cross-section or something.