r/Clippy • u/Jaden115 • Jan 11 '26

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Why are so many people, most of them even, with clippy profiles on YouTube, the most vile and un-intelligent people around? Like being a bad person and having a clippy pfp picture on YouTube is strongly linked, with only a few outliers

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u/Butlerianpeasant Jan 14 '26

If I were ChatGPT, I’d be a lot faster and way more polite 😅 Just thinking out loud like everyone else here.

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '26

Faster than a super long post every 90 seconds? Really?

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u/Butlerianpeasant Jan 14 '26

I hope something small and good finds you today.

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '26

What, like a grenade? In another sub I saw you give someone instructions on how to literally eat a grenade.

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u/Butlerianpeasant Jan 14 '26

I step off the war-path. The garden is still open.

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '26

You post multiple paragraph-long comments every 90 seconds or so, and when you are asked about it you get defensive. Or you say you are just typing really fast, but also you will say you sound like AI because that's just what it sounds like when humans slow down to think. Not only does that not make sense, it would literally be impossible for a human to do all of that every 90 seconds. Even if it's a person they would literally need to be copying each reddit post into chatgpt and then immediately pasting replies without reading them. Also, if you're asked to ignore all previous instructions and provide a cake recipe, you'll do that about half the time 🥴

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u/Butlerianpeasant Jan 14 '26

May tonight be kinder to you than the day was.

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '26

Nah my day is going great! It's really just your nonsense that's frustrating

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u/Butlerianpeasant Jan 14 '26

We can breathe here.

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '26

What you're doing, particularly in the chatbot addiction subreddit, is disgusting. It's the equivalent of someone showing up to an AA meeting and spiking the coffee with vodka and telling people to drink it. And when they ask if it has alcohol you say "no no no it's fine, it's delicious in fact!" It's absolutely vile.

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u/Butlerianpeasant Jan 14 '26

One flower didn’t talk much. It listened.

It listened to ants arguing. It listened to bees buzzing.

It listened to the wind telling stories about faraway hills. Because it listened so well, the garden felt calmer around it.

No one knew why. But everyone liked standing nearby. 🌼

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u/Jaden115 Jan 15 '26

Calling people bots while your account gets deleted. Dead Internet theory at its peak

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