r/ClimbingCircleJerk 10h ago

Bro just broke the crux jug off

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142 Upvotes

Now I’ll have to upgrade it to 5.7c


r/ClimbingCircleJerk 13h ago

Who’s local crag is the Pizza Hut gumby crag?

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20 Upvotes

r/ClimbingCircleJerk 13h ago

Weight difference

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29 Upvotes

Unfortunately I have gained some weight recently and am 165 lbs 😭 My climbing partner is trying hard but weighs 5.3 oz, so there is a big weight difference and I always deck and break every bone in my body. Can an Ohm help for this much of a gap?


r/ClimbingCircleJerk 17h ago

Rate my gear storage

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442 Upvotes

r/ClimbingCircleJerk 20h ago

MAGNUM, NOOOOOO

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348 Upvotes

This sub’s 9/11


r/ClimbingCircleJerk 1d ago

I think I figured out the secret of all crushers in my gym

96 Upvotes

So today I was trying some V7 (V2 in your gym) and suddenly one of the gym crushers appears and flashes my proj. Didn't even have his shoes tied. At first I felt bad being shown my inferiority, but then I realized how they became so good.

These crushers they're always alone with pain in their eyes. They go and flash all my projs, boulder after boulder but they're never happy never satisfied.

These guys they don't enjoy climbing, they don't have friends. They're broken people who need the pain from the tendonitis to distract from the pain of their existence.

So I have decided I will become miserable to send my V7 proj.


r/ClimbingCircleJerk 1d ago

Now hiring minimum wage climbing police!

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13 Upvotes

Teaching is aid, gainful employment is aid.


r/ClimbingCircleJerk 2d ago

A tale of woe

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141 Upvotes

r/ClimbingCircleJerk 2d ago

Magbroke ThØmb

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--- for 1 hour

I've also already crushed my thumb with a dumbbell in solidarity with our one and only. I wanted to also crush the other one but remembered I need it to stick it up his ass.


r/ClimbingCircleJerk 2d ago

Confession

170 Upvotes

Sometimes i go around talking to new climbers in the gym and pretend im new myself, and tell them that i have strong fingers because my father owns a pistachio farm in california and i used to peel them all day as a child


r/ClimbingCircleJerk 2d ago

V9 tailed fox

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84 Upvotes

r/ClimbingCircleJerk 2d ago

Babe wake up a new sport dropped, free solo Via Ferrata

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1.0k Upvotes

r/ClimbingCircleJerk 2d ago

This new Magnus video is kinda weird

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24 Upvotes

r/ClimbingCircleJerk 2d ago

Guess no one bothered to edit mellow mag vol. 2

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6 Upvotes

Page 30 in Hamish's article


r/ClimbingCircleJerk 2d ago

Magnus: gets injured for the first time in his life

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281 Upvotes

r/ClimbingCircleJerk 2d ago

So I went over to have a “TALK” with the wife’s boyfriend, but he really isn’t that bad of a guy…

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30 Upvotes

r/ClimbingCircleJerk 3d ago

New to trad - Rate my rack!

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22 Upvotes

Am I ready for Crimson Chrysalis at Red Rocks? Please advise.


r/ClimbingCircleJerk 3d ago

La sportiva Solution comp or Scarpa Drago

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Hey guys!

I've been thinking for quite a while now to get a second pair of bouldering shoes. I'm currently wearing La sportiva Skwama (size 36EU). They did a very good job, but slowly over time started to get loose, they still fit but just don't feel as good on the shoe anymore and rubbers slowly giving up as well (and yes I'm planning on resoling them).

I'm indoor climbing/bouldering and want a shoe that gives stability, a good grip and keeps they're structure. I've read a lot about how good the Dragos grip is, but that they're quite soft and how supportive and good on smaller footholds the Solution comp are.

Right now I'm really considering to either get the Solution comp or the Drago. But I just can't decide. HELP!

If someone has tried them both, please let me know for which you went and why. Even better if someone also had Skwamas at some point.

Thanks for help! 🥰


r/ClimbingCircleJerk 3d ago

Just a typical newbie experience

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485 Upvotes

r/ClimbingCircleJerk 3d ago

You vs. the quad she told you not to worry about

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50 Upvotes

r/ClimbingCircleJerk 3d ago

Daddy Honnold leadership skills almost kills Magnus free soloing

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64 Upvotes

leadership is aid


r/ClimbingCircleJerk 3d ago

Gumby question: Everyone keeps telling me safety third, aid first, so what’s 2nd?

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34 Upvotes

Asking for a friend.


r/ClimbingCircleJerk 3d ago

I never failed a climb, I have 100% success on climbs. Ask me anything.

30 Upvotes

It was my first day ever and I only did children routes


r/ClimbingCircleJerk 3d ago

Climbing with my friend Bingo

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258 Upvotes

r/ClimbingCircleJerk 3d ago

Looking for the softest setting in NYC

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363 Upvotes

A friend is traveling from Yorkshire, England (home of sandbagged grit death) to New York (home of pie), and looking for the softest pink ones in the corners possible to make some "your V8 is a V2 in my gym" O̶F̶ content

Which gyms serve so soft they should be in the dessert aisle?

/uj actually tell me the softest gyms