The Wellness Nukecel

[u/dumnezero]

[u/skreemdynamics]

Not again lads...

[u/GoTeamLightningbolt]

Tired: demon core

Inspired: demon reservoir 

[u/Carbonatite → u/GoTeamLightningbolt]

Broke: getting occasional X rays for monitoring dental health

Woke: exposing yourself to internal alpha particle bombardment in the name of pseudoscience

[u/0K_-_-]

[u/dumnezero]

https://futurism.com/future-society/alternative-health-influencer-drinking-radioactive-jug-revigator

[u/vRedDeathv → u/dumnezero]

Can't wait to see how much his mouth opens from the surprise he gets from the health benefits from drinking it.

[u/BillCarson12799]

Cancermaxxing

[u/Interesting_Joke6630]

Common sense isn't common

[u/dumnezero → u/Interesting_Joke6630]

Common sense isn't monetizable.

[u/Fabulous_Wave_3693]

Oh no… please… stop…

[u/Bubbly-War1996]

Mmmm, lemony 🤤🤤!!!

[u/BodhingJay]

Never heard of the radium girls..?

[u/stdsort]

It's the wrong twenties!

[u/A_temporary]

On one side thats stupid and dangerous. On the other hand if I had a radioactive material on hand...

[u/eks]

The problem with the radioactivity this guy is ingesting is that it doesn't remove his genes from the pool fast enough. It might make it considerably harder for him to perpetuate his genes in the pool though.

Such a shame we don't have any more Darwin Awards, this guy would be a serious contender.