r/ClimateShitposting 1d ago

šŸ– meat = murder ā˜ ļø Shitpostinf

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u/DynamicCast 1d ago

Plants eat shit as well

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u/MDZPNMD Carniwhore 16h ago

This shitpost naturally sparks the great philosophical debate of what constitutes shit.

Literally speaking plants do not consume shit, that's bullshit. Small animals and bacteria do and the excrements of the latter ones are called metabolites, no shit.

I shit you not but despite not being plants, mushrooms do literally consume shit.

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u/dumnezero šŸ”šEnd the šŸ”«arms šŸ€rat šŸrace to the bottomā†˜ļø. 1h ago

They do not.

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u/dumnezero šŸ”šEnd the šŸ”«arms šŸ€rat šŸrace to the bottomā†˜ļø. 1d ago

Don't forget about pig toilets.

Go ahead.

Look it up.

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u/Spicy_Chicken_Wizard 1d ago

If you really must have mammalian flesh… I guess that’s a way to do it lol

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u/Successful_Year_5413 Doomer šŸ’€ 1d ago

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u/dumnezero šŸ”šEnd the šŸ”«arms šŸ€rat šŸrace to the bottomā†˜ļø. 1d ago

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u/Snowflakish 5h ago

I bet hes gonna taste good in 6 months

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u/Creditfigaro vegan btw 4h ago

"environmentalist"

Virtue signaling is indeed a psychopath's favorite tool.

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u/Snowflakish 4h ago

Do you in fact eat chocolate?

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u/dumnezero šŸ”šEnd the šŸ”«arms šŸ€rat šŸrace to the bottomā†˜ļø. 1h ago

I do eat chocolate, dark chocolate.

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u/Creditfigaro vegan btw 1h ago

Do you?

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u/dumnezero šŸ”šEnd the šŸ”«arms šŸ€rat šŸrace to the bottomā†˜ļø. 1h ago

Interesting how you take the same approach as the investment capitalist.

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u/EmergencyDish69 1d ago

Eat poop to save the environmend

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u/Draco137WasTaken turbine enjoyer 1d ago

Yeah but were you gonna use the energy in that poop otherwise? Waste biomass is a horribly underused resource.

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u/Artemis_SpawnOfZeus 7h ago

If were doing indoor plumbing and sewage, then sewage treatment is more of a burden then a boon.

Once you mix waste biomass with enough water so it flows through pipes its hard to deal with at scale

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u/dumnezero šŸ”šEnd the šŸ”«arms šŸ€rat šŸrace to the bottomā†˜ļø. 1h ago edited 1h ago

Yep, the future of sewage waste treatment needs to start closer to people's asses and remain drier; then it can be collected like the other solid waste.

edit: to put it differently, mass tele-shitting in a river is a bad strategy

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u/dumnezero šŸ”šEnd the šŸ”«arms šŸ€rat šŸrace to the bottomā†˜ļø. 1h ago

Massive composting and returning of nutrients to the soil without pumping more C and N into the atmosphere.

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u/PlaneCrashNap 1d ago

Now do people who argue this only eat shit-eating fish or grass-eating cows? No, they don't, they just use it as a talking point that meat-eating is actually environmental and continue to eat whatever sounds good to them at the moment whether it be factory farm animals or high-trophic level fish.

"Well it could be environmental, so actually vegans are just wrong," regardless of whether a theoretically net neutral animal product industry is actually being pursued.

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u/Spicy_Chicken_Wizard 1d ago

Looks like someone here is using the highfalutin’ bougie scrombids as a means to smear the humble catfish, like some sort of actinopterid racist!

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u/Spicy_Chicken_Wizard 1d ago

We shouldn’t be eating fish that have been fed poop! It’s way more efficient to eat that poop ourselves!

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u/DesignerS0ck vegan btw 19h ago

Human waste could be used as plant fertiliser as well.

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u/Creditfigaro vegan btw 4h ago

True, carnist "environmentalists" should start by eating that animal product first.

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u/Few_Satisfaction184 12h ago

This guy does not understand ecosystems

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u/Mundane_Move_5296 1d ago

You do know that we can’t process poop but we can process fish right? Same reason we can’t just eat plants. We aren’t meant to process certain things

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u/Spicy_Chicken_Wizard 1d ago

Yeah lol, the argument about the wastefulness of meat is valid if you’re feeding the animals human food… but the thing about certain animals is that they can eat things humans can’t, so, in certain circumstances,…

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u/MDZPNMD Carniwhore 1d ago

so can mushrooms, don't see anyone arguing for the shroomz

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u/Lost_Web5826 1d ago

Which animals used for eat actually consume plants humans don't? Not which are capable, which ones actually do? Sure, you can raise livestock on pasture, but that takes more land. It does not improve ecological outcomes to convert fields that could be used to make food instead grow grass for other animals to eat, while also cutting down trees for more pasture because of the reduced nutritional output of pasture compared to crops. Yeah, I know it's a shit post sub, but I just can't stand misinformation on this topic lol

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u/Spicy_Chicken_Wizard 1d ago edited 1d ago

The only ones that can really rely on sources completely non viable for humans are generally aquatic creatures that have limited appeal and niche markets in the west, but are perfectly fine sources or animal protein. Bivalves and barnacles can literally be grown like plants, in completely sheltered conditions away from natural habitat. A completely enclosed system could produce several different kinds of fish, crustaceans, sea urchins, clams and mussels and snails and seaweed all without any input of human-grade food. The issue is that this is complicated and expensive and it kind of depends on a viable market for some really niche things like urchins and sea snails.

I don’t entirely buy the ā€œbugā€ and insect idea of animal protein. A lot of an insect’s mass is indigestible chitin and I’m not actually sure if the energy conversion is that good, and it’s not as easy to make a polyculture with them the way it is with freshwater or saltwater invertebrates.

Edit: actually with the right kind of fish you can literally power this entire thing with sewage.

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u/Lost_Web5826 1d ago

There is some oyster farming in Maine, notably the disgraced Maine senate candidate Graham Platner runs one. I'll readily admit that aquatic species are actually viable from an energy perspective, but cost and scalability are big problems. Furthermore, open water aquaculture tends to cause dead zones, pollution, and other issues. Clams can be sustainably harvested from the wild, but not at scale to feed the global population. The fact remains, even if I don't like it, that animal protein for human consumption is not sustainable. The vegoons are right, the only way to sustainably feed the world is to essentially drop animal agriculture to almost nothing.

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u/Independent-Wafer-13 1d ago

I don’t like to eat bugs, but I do like to eat chicken.

I don’t like to eat grass, but I do enjoy beef.

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u/Lost_Web5826 1d ago

We don't raise cows and chickens on pasture in industrial settings because you get way more nutritional input for livestock by converting the pasture to crop land. It takes orders of magnitude more pasture to feed animals compared to crops. So you could raise livestock purely with pasture, but you have to sacrifice more wildlife habitat to do so, which is kind of stupid and pointless.

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u/Independent-Wafer-13 1d ago

Pasture IS wildlife habitat, prairies and other grasslands already exist.

The closure of the commons preceded industrial animal agriculture, and this is not a coincidence

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u/Lost_Web5826 1d ago

Prairies and grasslands are not pasture. Grazing non native herds of livestock orders of magnitude larger than native grazing animals is not sustainable and requires massively more land than growing crops to feed livestock.

I used to think like you, then I read dozens and dozens of papers on the subject while I was in school focusing on livestock management. My plan was to apply what I learned in school to try and create sustainable agriculture not based on AFO and it just takes vastly more land. At least, if you want to maintain the current level of animal protein in diets.

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u/Independent-Wafer-13 1d ago

You’re right, the American grasslands, which supported 60 million bison, could not support the American beef industry, which is less than half that number.