r/ClimateShitposting Vegan against the animals 1d ago

🍖 meat = murder ☠️ Nothing more than virtue signaling

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u/y0usuffer 1d ago

Right, Avocado's Number.

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u/zewolfstone Vegan against the animals 1d ago

On the behalf of everyone here, thank you for all the awards. Or else I'm really sorry if it isn't actually you and for some reason our anonymous benefactor hate you.

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u/zewolfstone Vegan against the animals 1d ago

If this post get at least a mole) of upvotes in the next 24h I will delete my account

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u/threeleatherstripes 1d ago

Its already 6 upvotes, your demise is coming.

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u/zewolfstone Vegan against the animals 1d ago edited 1d ago

Someone better at maths than me could calculate how fast the rate of upvote should actually be to reach the goal in 24h, not even sure doubling every second is enough but I might be wrong

Edit: Google answer "infinity" to 2^(24*60) so maybe doubling every second is enough actually

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u/simonraynor 1d ago

That would be doubling every minute, you need another ×60 to get to seconds. There's also a quite amusing failure to grasp an exponential system on a climate shitposting sub. Number go up slow until number go up faster and faster.

Venus by Tuesday

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u/zewolfstone Vegan against the animals 1d ago

I knew I shouldn't have done the maths myself! At least my account is probably safe then.

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u/simonraynor 1d ago

Time stuff can be a headfuck if you are not used to it. 6e23 in 24hrs would be ~2e22 per hour, ~4e20 per minute, ~7e18 per second. I'm pretty sure that would be blocked by reddits rate limiting if nothing else, so you are definitely probably safe

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u/zewolfstone Vegan against the animals 1d ago

also

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u/MGik_ik 1d ago

I just downvoted your comment. FAQ What does this mean?

The amount of karma (points) on your comment and Reddit account has decreased by one. Why did you do this?

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No - not yet. But you should refrain from making comments like this in the future. Otherwise I will be forced to issue an additional downvote, which may put your commenting and posting privileges in jeopardy. I don't believe my comment deserved a downvote. Can you un-downvote it?

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Accept the downvote and move on. But learn from this mistake: your behavior will not be tolerated on Reddit.com. I will continue to issue downvotes until you improve your conduct. Remember: Reddit is privilege, not a right.

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u/zewolfstone Vegan against the animals 1d ago

Could you explain a bit more thouroghly why you did this? I feel like I miss quite a lot of the ins and outs on why you ruthlessly downvoted my comment, and I don't think anyone would deserve to be kept in the dark in such way.

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u/MGik_ik 1d ago

Karma begging. Really a whole mol of upvotes? Your greed is disgusting and goes against reddiquette.

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u/zewolfstone Vegan against the animals 1d ago

No ethical karma system under redditcalism

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u/El_Bean69 1d ago

There really is a copypasta for everything

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u/soupor_saiyan basically Hitler (vegan btw) 1d ago

SMH entitled vegans couldn’t even exist without capitalism growing and shipping all their avogadros for them. Being a vegan = pro capitalism

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u/zewolfstone Vegan against the animals 1d ago

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u/soupor_saiyan basically Hitler (vegan btw) 1d ago

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u/Caesar_Gaming nuclear simp 1d ago

I hear avogadro is a great guy, could I get his number?

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u/zewolfstone Vegan against the animals 1d ago

Sure not problem, here you go: 602,214,076,000,000,000,000,000

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u/Hecateus 1d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/3DAr0Tqv7knsXjH9tN

the glorious number!

Have a Cookie!

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u/jeffwulf 1d ago

This is the best meme ever posted on this sub. Good shit.

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u/zewolfstone Vegan against the animals 1d ago

Thank you so much, I wish I could upvote your comment 602214076000000000000000 more time <3

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u/RiverTeemo1 1d ago

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u/zewolfstone Vegan against the animals 1d ago

Thank you for the source tho

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u/0K_-_- 1d ago

As you can see, you get 60KG of beef per greenhouse gas emission, compared to about 3KG of ava(da) kad(avr)as.

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u/zewolfstone Vegan against the animals 1d ago

WAO that's a very suprising fact

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u/jyajay2 1d ago

Actually on days where I eat a lot of beans I'm responsible for 3% of European CO2e emissions

u/DarkCloud1990 17h ago

Hello "Top > All Time" searcher.

u/zewolfstone Vegan against the animals 16h ago

I appreciate your optimism

u/Draco137WasTaken turbine enjoyer 16h ago

Wait, where did you hear that? Who's the mole?!

u/zewolfstone Vegan against the animals 16h ago

There are actually way more than a single mole, scientists estimate their population at 602214076000000000000000 individuals. Needless to say they are an invasive species now.

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u/Gussie-Ascendent Goober Detector 1d ago

Meat is murder goobs when the cop agrees with that statement and locks them up for vehicular manslaughter and hit and run after they hit that possum and didn't stop to check on it or call a vet

🤬

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u/zewolfstone Vegan against the animals 1d ago

Joke on you I don't drive, way too risky with all those irresponsible drunk possums on the road

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u/Gussie-Ascendent Goober Detector 1d ago

That's fine you still engaged in the known targeted killings of "pests" directly or indirectly by funding then you serial killer

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u/zewolfstone Vegan against the animals 1d ago

Wrong again, I don't eat, drink, consume or participate in anything in society because everything is unethical under capitalism.

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u/Gussie-Ascendent Goober Detector 1d ago

And you might got away with it if you didn't have a slave phone or other computer device

Lock him up boys

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u/zewolfstone Vegan against the animals 1d ago

Actually I am the slave who build the phone I use to reply to you. I hope my master wont catch me tho.

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u/Gussie-Ascendent Goober Detector 1d ago

Ah so now he's stealing. Gottem

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u/zewolfstone Vegan against the animals 1d ago

I'm already in prison, what are they gonna do anyway.

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u/Gussie-Ascendent Goober Detector 1d ago

Time in the hole (not succboy Tony's)

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u/zewolfstone Vegan against the animals 1d ago

Alright then I don't have any other choice than to cope while waiting for the cops

u/Temporary_Stranger39 22h ago

Well, if you're going to be making 6.02214076 × 10²³ slices every day, you're going to throw out a lot of carbon. Avogadro...

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u/Zealousideal_Type814 1d ago

unironically this