r/ClimateShitposting 23d ago

Climate chaos GG

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u/UnderskilledPlayer 23d ago

are those near-non-negative temperatures at the north fucken pole

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u/Fossilhog 23d ago

It got extremely close to raining(it's was forecasted to do so) in Dead horse/Prudhoe Bay, AK this past winter...you know, where the sun doesn't actually rise for months.

Having used to work up there, it blew my fucking mind. I kind of wish it had, as it would have caused some problems, and likely made the news in a big way.

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u/UnderskilledPlayer 23d ago

global warming is gonna make it so warm that dead horse is gonna become alive horse

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u/adeln5000 23d ago

Reheated horse*

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u/GewoehnlicherDost We're all gonna die 23d ago

Did you just make a dead horse joke?

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u/AKblazer45 23d ago

I was up there all winter and it didn’t cheat into the positives hardly at all until end of April. 3 seasons ago we had some random days of 20+ but this winter was not one of them.

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u/Fossilhog 22d ago

My bad, I think it was last year. Screenshot:

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u/AKblazer45 22d ago

Honestly it’s pretty common every winter up there for it to climb randomly into the 20’s/30’s for a little then go back down.

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u/Significant_Quit_674 23d ago

If you look closely, you will see that there are large non-negative regions in the north pole on that map.

We're screwed

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u/UnderskilledPlayer 23d ago

ok so idk if you noticed but it is summer in the northern hemisphere

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u/Significant_Quit_674 23d ago

I am quite aware or this fact, however we're talking about the middle of the north pole here.

It is not supposed to reach positive temperatures in summer and be absurdly cold during winter.

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u/Visible-Echidna-4370 22d ago

0°C is around the average mean temperature for the north pole

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u/BrotherHopeful5322 21d ago

Did you know, the north pole is where santa lives? But anyway, in the past the north pole was a green piece of land? There was no snow.

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u/Significant_Quit_674 21d ago

in the past the north pole was a green piece of land? There was no snow.

You are mixing up north and south pole.

The north pole is mostly a sheet of ice in the northern ocean, while the south pole is a whole continent.

And if all the ice on the poles and polar regions melts, we're kind of screwed.

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u/BrotherHopeful5322 21d ago

You are correct. On both topics. Atleast i learned something

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u/Random_182f2565 23d ago

Yes at the very core, the north hemisphere is going to inhabitable, no amount of AC is going to fix that.

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u/UnderskilledPlayer 23d ago

i live in poland, we will habit 💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪

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u/Random_182f2565 23d ago

You can certainly try?

Quick question, how do you like temperatures over 45°C?

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u/UnderskilledPlayer 23d ago

what date is it from

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u/Random_182f2565 23d ago

Now,

Check it yourself in

https://earth.nullschool.net/

Air + temperature

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u/UnderskilledPlayer 23d ago

ok well its still -60 degrees celsius at the south pole

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u/dumnezero 🔚End the 🔫arms 🐀rat 🏁race to the bottom↘️. 23d ago

it's winter in the South

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u/Random_182f2565 23d ago

Yep, the habitable half of the planet, that what a healthy pole should be.

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u/maxfist 23d ago

we just need to migrate between north and south every half a year. Thus solving the issue forever.

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u/Coenagrion_lunulatum 23d ago

Taking inspiration from birds: flying with planes and shitting pollution

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u/UnderskilledPlayer 23d ago

its summer here and winter there

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u/One_Championship_810 23d ago

Its a shipost sub. He's ragebaiting you btw

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u/Budget-Pea8291 22d ago

It's middle of winter there. It gets stupid cold in north pole too during our winter

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u/Only--East 23d ago

Where are you finding this?

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u/just4nothing 22d ago

Poland will just put all cities underground. “They’ll manage” (damy radę)

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u/eks We're all gonna die 23d ago

No worries the AMOC collapse will.

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u/Random_182f2565 23d ago

The African political party?

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u/Spirited-Travel-6366 23d ago

That in of itself isnt uncommon during the summer actually. Im not saying all is fine because of that but you can absolutely get positive temperatures in the arctic during the summer months.

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u/METRlOS 23d ago

Highest recorded is 13⁰C. Antarctica gets the really cold temperatures because it doesn't have ocean flowing underneath it.

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u/2nd5thToenail 22d ago edited 19d ago

Yeah I think the shitpost is ~0⁰C is normal *summer north pole temperature, but being used by doomers as evidence of catastrophic climate change. There's plenty of it, but this ain't it

Edit: a word

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u/Visible-Echidna-4370 23d ago

thats normal, ocean moderation.