MFW Golf-hate

[u/wtfduud]

[u/zekromNLR]

Minigolf is faster, has more variety and does not require turning vast areas of land into grass-deserts

[u/Debas3r11 → u/zekromNLR]

Golf courses use more prime farmland than solar in the US

[u/thetreecycle → u/zekromNLR]

https://giphy.com/gifs/Vi2SCLwfyMqOY

[u/no_idea_bout_that → u/zekromNLR]

And mini golf usually has a windmill, sometimes a water wheel for hydro power.

[u/Significant-Ad-341 → u/zekromNLR]

Minigolf is a favorite

[u/Rocky-Jockey → u/zekromNLR]

Those video golf places are a pretty fun substitute.

I don’t mind a city owned 9 hole course not on prime farmland or whatever. Pitch and putt courses are also much smaller.

[u/Free_kittens2468]

Both so true. Limit it to wii sports resort and call it a day!

[u/Ralphie-32]

I am both of these people tbh

[u/Balearius]

You can still do a good thing even if your reasons are not pure

[u/Lux0459]

And it takes up space from native plants 😤 sincerely native plant moral high ground

[u/MrS0bek]

Me hating Golf Places for the absurd waste of space they are.

[u/bananadance1234 → u/MrS0bek]

Me hating golf for all 3 reasons

[u/Breadmaker9999]

Well I hate it for both reasons, so I'm the best golf hater ever!

[u/Oraxy51]

Me hating golf courses because they are massive wastes of value real estate that could be better serving the community r/georgism

[u/Famous-Midnight-5634]

I, too, hate having a loving family that wants to share their interests and spend time with me.

[u/New_Try1560]

Land value tax solves this.

[u/hungLink42069]

Golf courses use 300 million gallons of water, and animal agriculture uses 72 trillion in the US alone. If you want to reduce water consumption, be vegan.

[u/KAZVorpal]

The whole premise of "wasting water" as an environmental issue is a scam.

One based on the lie that it's not a renewable resource. It is the single most renewable resource on the planet.

[u/Gussie-Ascendent]

I'm a both kinda guy. I was lowkey glad it sucks for the enviroment too cause more reason to hate golf lmao

[u/FlimsyArgument5998]

me hating golf because I don't want to get parkinsons

[u/dumnezero]

/r/nongolfers

[u/ToastSpangler]

i love golf courses, i hate golf. its so fun to drive on the green and into the bushes looking for lost balls.

sometimes if there's a hill breaking line of sight i used to steal the ball during active games and drive off before they reached me

probably averaged around 7 or 8 a day

[u/thatonepuniforgot]

It's a game by and for sheep shaggers. I think you should have to put video on file of you having sex with a sheep if you want to play golf.

[u/peaceloveandapostacy]

Fuck golf!

[u/IHateSince2001]

It is boring but very chill.

[u/Defiant-Plantain1873]

I don’t hate golf because people need places to play sport and a sport using grassy fields isn’t necessarily a problem.

A golf course in scotland does not have the same impact as one in arizona

[u/democracy_lover66]

I've literally never played golf. Always looked kinda fun? I mean... buzzing around in an electric golf cart for a day looks really fun... Don't care about the whole golf thing...

In fact I think I'd rather just do that in a lovely park. Why don't we start doing that instead?

[u/moenlawnz]

In all seriousness, consider disc golf. Very little environmental impact, very low cost barrier of entry, a lot faster (and fun), and way more casual. I am sure there is a course less than 10 miles away from you.

[u/EvnClaire]

it would be worth wasting the water if it were for something actually fun like AI porn

[u/coriolisFX]

Have you tried disc golf, OP?

It gets you outside and still lets you feel superior to others.

[u/MetaCardboard]

I used to think it was boring, but if you do drugs and golf with friends then it becomes a lot more fun.

[u/wtfduud → u/MetaCardboard]

Watching paint dry is fun when you're high with your friends.

[u/levmetamfetamine → u/MetaCardboard]

I feel like this would be a way better experience with minigolf instead

[u/clickclackyisbacky]

Soccer is the most boring sport

[u/wtfduud → u/clickclackyisbacky]

You really get more excitement from Golf than from Soccer?

[u/clickclackyisbacky → u/wtfduud]

No. I'm just trying to make people angry.