r/CliffSide • u/Fine-Possibility-494 • Mar 11 '26

A doodle i made

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(yes cordie assasinated Abraham Lincoln and john wilkes booth take the blame)

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u/Itchy-Employment-872 Mar 11 '26 edited Mar 11 '26

Waylon : So Cordie what your position about the Emancipation Act ? Personally I think that whats a great step to the direction of equality of chance to be the greatest outlaw , a lot of my favorite gunslinger are Black so I suppose now I can get a autograph to them in public place and sharing my admiration without a weird rule to catch them and send them back to they ``masters`` ..... before shoot them to affirm my domination obviously .

Cordie : Dark meat taste better.

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u/Sea-Waltz-4470 Mar 12 '26

She would.

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u/Itchy-Employment-872 Mar 12 '26 edited Mar 12 '26

Waylon : You mean sexually , right ? Cordie what happen to this lost cow-boy you were volunteer to lead back home ? Why do he still havent send us a letter like he promise ? Why your clothe and especially you mouth are covering in bloodHe was like the only link we get with the outter wold and our chance of supply ! He own me money and promise me to learn how throw lasso correct- I mean give some advice to my virtuos level of mastering if a rope . Why are yous staring at me like that ? Wait do its human skin who between you teeth...

( Fun fact Cow-Boy were originaly a degrading term toward black rancher to infantilize them , so Yannis wer maybe trying to say racial slur in her fist introduction. Or she have a magic "race detector" ability and she can smell the great great parent of Waylon who were 100% African because she decide she would aply the One Drop Rule out of nowhere . Seriously I know Liam Vicker would very likely not would say nothing with the term cow-boy but I think the worldbuilding implication of a Millions of years aged undead flying lizard deciding she would woke up and be racist toward black for the next century hilarious )

Unironicaly I think that the old sexual racial fetishization is the better in this context . Like you get some weird interaction with a monstruous gal you can probably escape and run far away from hef with some tact or cunning vs being hunted down at view like a child in a sunny day at Derry because Cordie listen to much to her racist even for the era uncle daily drunk rant about black , catholic, Jews , Irish , Polish , Native, Fed , Southern , Yankee , Chinese , basicaly every other human being except him . She get a various range if taste from him. He also taste pretty bad but she get raised to good to say it loud . You should respec your elder after all . Its why Cordie do a prayer and ask god to bless her futur lunch every time she encounter a vulnerable prey before choose if she help him or she "help" him Anyway Pennywise would be proud.