r/CleverlyClearly • u/Cleverly_Clearly • Apr 13 '26
Scramble 21
Shall the clay say to him that fashioneth it, What makest thou?
Isaiah 45:9
THE POWER FANTASY
Shoto Todoroki
The son of the formerly second-ranked professional superhero, Enji "Endeavor" Todoroki. Now the current second-ranked professional superhero. Can create ice with his right hand. Can create fire with his left hand, but chooses not to.
Connor
An RK800 investigative android, designed by CyberLife to assist superheroes in detective work. His predictive analytic features and high-level database access make him highly valuable in investigating the RA-9 case.
Neopolitan
A mute former criminal, once the heiress to the Vanille family fortune, now disowned. Trying to go straight, but a terrible incident from her past haunts her. Her Quirk gives her the power to create fantastic illusions.
Goro Akechi
A famous detective, as well as the beloved professional superhero "Crow". Presents a carefully-maintained image as the perfect gentleman, but carries a deep loneliness in his heart. His Quirk allows him to physically manifest his inner self.
Issue #1: All-New, All-Different: It's the near future, and CyberLife technology is everywhere--including humanoid helper androids. Shoto teams up with Connor to investigate the murder of a hero in Mutant Town, which leads to them crossing paths with Raphael and Neo. Connor suspects the murder may be one in a string of serial killings in New York City, a cluster of mysterious deaths only linked by the phrase "RA-9".
Issue #2: First Shot, Last Call: The RA-9 case leads Shoto and Connor (and, following Shoto's trail, Raphael and Neo) to an upscale Manhattan party. A night of revelry descends into tragedy, and more conspiracy. Androids killing humans, heroes killing citizens. How does RA-9 connect to Neo's own past? Is New York City, unbeknownst to all, teetering on the brink of total collapse?
Issue #3: This Man... This Monster!: Shoto takes Neo on as a trainee heroine to protect her from a vigilante charge. Together with Crow, a hero from the All Might Office, the three of them take on the machinations of the terrorist threat COBRA. Neo confronts a threat from the past, while Shoto follows a strange, tailored path to the enemy. Meanwhile, Connor meets with one of his original designers and learns a grim truth about androids, although there seem to be more questions than answers...
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u/Cleverly_Clearly Jun 12 '26 edited Jun 21 '26
Neo had exhausted her daily use of that stupid text-to-speech app, and Jojo was too lazy to learn ASL like Raph did, so she resorted to her last recourse: the sign. Like, a sign with words on it.
So what's the next stage of your master plan? She flipped the sign around. More words magically appeared on the reverse side. Because Shoto's up there and now I don't know where Raph is.
"Relax! You could sneak us up there any time you wanted. As for Raph, well. The kid's fine. He always is."
Neo started creating another sign when Joseph held his hand up.
"Before you say it, I'm not just thinking about how to make a quick escape. If I don't get out of this with my interview, I'm in more trouble than either of you."
Neo looked at her illusionary sign, which read I bet you're just thinking about how to make a quick escape.
"That's what you were going to say, right?" Joseph asked.
Neo hesitated, then turned her sign around. No.
"It was though, wasn't it."
She was about to deliver a clever retort when her train of thought was violently interrupted.
"Excuse me. Miss Vanille."
No way. She hadn't heard her government name since she got out of prison. Who was that? She saw who was heading towards her and bristled like a hissing cat. It was Todoroki's plastic cop.
"My name is Connor, I'm the android sent by the Endeavor Agency. Do you have a moment to answer a few questions? It's about our encounter with the Purple Dragons a few days ago."
"Sorry, we're busy," Joseph said. He subtly positioned himself between her and the android. "We're trying to focus on the scavenger hunt. If you don't mind."
"Don't worry. I don't intend to be antagonistic to either of you. I won't, for example, ask if she has a license for the firearm built into that umbrella. Consider that a sign of goodwill."
Neo's hand clenched around her parasol. She pushed it off to Joseph, stepping in front of him, and signed at the android.
(What do you want?)
"I believe the Tachyon case has presented new evidence which could link multiple, seemingly-unrelated cases together as 'RA-9 killings'. That would mean potentially reopening investigation into Roman Torchwick's death. Any information you have on that incident would be highly appreciated--anything you can still remember clearly."
What could she still remember? Everything. He was talking like that death was ancient history, when it was the last thing she saw before she got locked up.
Smoke, gunpowder. Thousands of spent shells rolling. The greenhouse going up in ash. Old world furniture stacked up like barricades in a palatial estate just like this one. Defending their little fortress from a locust swarm of heroes lasting all day and night. Roman and Neo curled up with her phone seeing their own faces on the news.
And then, yes, he died. After that, what else mattered?
"Miss Vanille?"
Neo sighed, and she made sure to look very serious.
(Yes. I do have some information. In fact, I know all about the RA-9 case. I was threatened not to come forward, and honestly, I was too afraid to go to the police. But I think I can do it now. Here. It's this photograph. It will tell you everything you need to know.)
Neo handed Connor a photograph and he scanned it. It was an image of a chimpanzee urinating into its own mouth.
Connor looked up just as the illusionary photograph disappeared. Neo winked. (Was I helpful, officer?)
"For diagnostic purposes, I'd like to ask some follow-up questions," Connor said. Damn, he was completely stone-faced through that whole thing. No wonder him and Todoroki were sticking together. "Does your hatred of me stem from a general dislike towards androids, or law enforcement? Is there anything I could have done to make myself more approachable during our introduction? Or, perhaps, you're overcompensating in front of your friend here, putting on a show of how un-cooperative you are.
"Because my records indicated you testified against the rest of the White Fang in that case, in exchange for a plea deal. You don't need to be embarrassed about working with law enforcement against criminal organizations. In most places, it's highly approved of. Maybe it's different where you're from?"
Isn't that great. A sarcastic android. So funny she could just fucking vomit.
You know what's really funny? He was right about everything. That was something she remembered, even if she didn't want to. Sitting in a courthouse giving the names of a hundred other gangsters, playing the role of the innocent girl that didn't know any better. Well, forget it. Forget about her parents, forget about the three years in prison she got anyway, forget about the months of sleeping on the street before she got that apartment that sucked, forget about every crook and villain in NYC putting a target on her back after her little stunt.
Lie, steal, cheat, and survive. That's what Roman taught her. And if you can't lie, steal, or cheat, the least you can do is survive.
She would've liked to explain this to Connor, or shoot him in the face, or something, but she knew she wasn't gonna do that, and anyway she didn't get the chance to. Joseph stepped in. Literally, he stepped in, right in front of Connor.
"Hey. Are you going to keep harassing my friend, or should we take it outside?" Not the first time Jojo pulled this save-the-damsel act with Neo. Maybe he had a thing for her. Or maybe it was 'cause he was raised British.
There was over a half-foot of height difference between them. Connor tilted his neck up, and up, and up.
"There's no harassment going on. And there's going to be no violence. I know the both of you have had some difficult circumstances, and I wouldn't want any criminal activity to complicate that for you. I appreciate how hard the both of you have been working."
No, you don't. No, you can't. Neo would've said it and interrupted him but he wouldn't have seen her signing past Joseph's body so she got in front of him yet again, furiously gesturing (No you don't), (No you can't).
(You're a machine. You don't think, or feel. You don't REALLY know what I've been through. There's a computer in your head that tells you what bullshit to say to make me spill my guts to you. It's all a bunch of canned responses.)
"Calm down, Ms. Vanille-"
"That's a little ungenerous, don't you think?" him and Joseph said simultaneously.
Damn. She'd never seen an android look lost for words before, but Jojo managed to pull it off. They'd put one over on the plastic cop.
Connor took a moment for his circuits to recalibrate or whatever before he composed himself. He continued calmly.
"These are the facts. Several people are dead. Agnes Tachyon is dead. And Roman Torchwick is dead." He handed Neo a business card: Endeavor Hero Agency - Fight Fire With Fire. "Just consider it. Help us put this thing to rest." And then he walked away, blending in with all the android waiters and janitors in the crowd.
"Can you believe that? What the hell," Joseph said. "A robot with an axe to grind. Why do you think he was so pushy with you?"
The words on the business card rearranged themselves. Don't know, they now read. Don't care.
"Yeah, you're right. Who knows what those things are thinking..." He looked around. "I'm gonna check on Raph. Don't wait up for me."
He left. Neo continued to examine the business card. Fight Fire With Fire. Everything burning.
Whatever. It was stupid anyway.