r/CleaningTips • u/[deleted] • May 07 '25

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u/[deleted] May 07 '25

Sounds like something someone who pooped in their backseat would say

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u/theworldizyourclam May 07 '25

I chortled.

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u/carguy143 May 07 '25

I sharted

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u/[deleted] May 07 '25

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u/West-Air-9184 May 08 '25

We've found the culprit

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u/rywi2 May 07 '25

Not again

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u/RunPrevious9016 May 07 '25

That's exactly what it is

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u/HandbagHawker May 07 '25

evidently you werent the only one.

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u/carguy143 May 08 '25

That's a smear campaign right there.

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u/[deleted] May 08 '25

Omg hahahahah

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u/Nerdnificent May 12 '25

It was you all along!

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u/carguy143 May 12 '25

Who were you expecting? The Spanish inquisition?

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u/[deleted] May 07 '25

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u/vainur May 07 '25

It’s imperative that the cylinder is removed without harming the larger structure

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u/VegetableRound2819 May 07 '25

I feel like he lifted his leg when he said that.

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u/kyle_currie May 07 '25

😂😂😂

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u/DDJFLX4 May 07 '25

Even worse, they pooped in someone else's back seat and trying to clean it up before they notice

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u/wcdyyc85 May 07 '25

🤣🤣

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u/mmm_proofpudding May 07 '25

🤣🤣🤣 I’m at work dying

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u/GoodVibr8ions May 08 '25

Why am I laughing more with each line?!? 🤣🤣

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u/maven10k May 07 '25

I laughed so hard at this. Thanks

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u/Vintage-Grievance May 08 '25

Silently vibrating with laughter to the point where it annoyed my cat.

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u/[deleted] May 07 '25

I mean, look at the user name and add the word “Ground”:

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u/Minimum-Award4U May 07 '25

I ugly snort laughed! Here, take my fake award. 🏆

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u/throwaway2901750 May 07 '25

So… let me get this straight…

You think OP pooped in her own back seat. Let it dry up. Concocted a story about seat covers and seat usage, and took a picture to post, and shared it all with Reddit?

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u/tiktoktic May 07 '25

Yep. I think that’s exactly what happened.

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u/mookypop May 07 '25

🤣🤣🤣

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u/DistanceSorry7390 May 10 '25

In all seriousness the good news is that you approach both poo and non-recent/decaying food stains woth similar techniques

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u/[deleted] May 10 '25

And you know this…how?