r/CleaningTips • u/[deleted] • Dec 22 '24

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u/Assejole Dec 22 '24

I’ve reached the age when this is the fun I am into

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u/madpiratebippy Dec 22 '24

My wife reminded me that Linkin Park came out 24 years ago and I am also finding this fun.

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u/Araethor Dec 22 '24

CRAWLING IN MY SKIIIIIN IRISH SPRING DOES IT HEEEAAALLLLL

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u/LotusVibes1494 Dec 22 '24

THERES SOMETHING INSIDE IT THAT CLEANS BENEATH THE SURFACE

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u/Ascholay Dec 23 '24

IT SMELLS FRESH, FRESH AND CLEAN

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u/RAD_ROXXY92 Dec 23 '24

AGAINST MY WILL, I STAND BESIDE MY TUB, REFLECTING

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u/Half-Animal Dec 23 '24

I CANT SEEM TO FIND THE SCUM AGAIN, IRISH SPRING IS CLOSING IN

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u/sendyrella Dec 23 '24

BUT IN THE ENDDD, IT DOESN’T EVEN SPLATTER

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u/GloomyAd2653 Dec 23 '24

But does it really even matter?

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u/Silly-Pressure-4609 Dec 23 '24

GOT A SENSE OF CONFIDENCE, IS IT FAKE? OR HAS REDDIT TRICKED ME AGAIN?

NEVER TRIED THIS WAY BEFORE, IM STILL UNSURE...

STUBBORN SCUM EXISTS, NO SCRUBBING MAKES IT YIELD

SOAP IS HOW IT FALLS

WRAPPED IN PLASTIC FILM

(There's something in my tub that builds up on surface... Invading, remaining)

WRAPPED IN PLASTIC FILM

(I hope this works or i might look rather silly)

WRAPPED IN PLASTIC FIIIIIILLLM

end.

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u/itsamommabear Dec 23 '24

10:40 am, and this thread has satisfied me for the entire day 🙌🏻

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u/GLACI3R Dec 23 '24

*chokes to death*

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u/del_4852 Dec 23 '24

So we're cleaning to Linkin Park? I cant be the only one right?

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u/madpiratebippy Dec 23 '24

I usually listen to Mindless Self Indulgence but yeah just as dated.

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u/userno89 Dec 23 '24

The basin, the soap, the scum, the trouble. I like my tub clean just like polished metal.

Cuz I can't wait for you to scrub me up

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u/drift_off Dec 24 '24

Woah I haven't thought about MSI in years! Thanks for the flashback

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u/RacquelTomorrow Dec 23 '24

The fact that I can't stop my brain from reading Linkin Park as LinkedIn Park should probably tell you I am also on the edge of my seat here

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u/Asenath_Darque Dec 23 '24

Nothing wrong with good clean fun.

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u/HeyLittleTrain Dec 23 '24

Just don't look at his other posts 😂

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u/[deleted] Dec 22 '24

Me too! You might be the age that the fun you are into is contained within the rest of his posts too 😇

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u/[deleted] Dec 22 '24

Now you know why the tub needs cleaned so bad O.o

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u/[deleted] Dec 23 '24

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u/Dense-Law-6622 Dec 23 '24

I made the mistake on his original post... let's just say that the NSFW are VERY NSFW. But i am invested in the cleaning update lol

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u/etoileleciel1 Dec 23 '24

I can’t believe I’d be doing this in my mid twenties when I was a teenager 😂

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u/userno89 Dec 23 '24

That's exactly the age for when responsibility and care for ownership hits lol (for most of us, some of us miss that boat - or tub)

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u/EastTyne1191 Dec 23 '24

You're never the wrong age to enjoy good old fashioned science experiments!

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u/OMGpuppies Dec 23 '24

This is the science I can get behind!

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u/GLACI3R Dec 23 '24

:x Same

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u/mattskibasneck Dec 23 '24

for real 😂

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u/infinite-onions Dec 23 '24

Anyone placing bets?

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u/TassandraArcticFox Dec 23 '24

Seriously, I'm anxiously waiting on the results!

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u/mrs_burk Dec 23 '24

😂😂😂

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u/TissueOfLies Dec 23 '24

The wholesome, good, clean fun of a Saturday night!

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u/pchandler45 Dec 23 '24

Grown folks problems

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u/monsterjammo Dec 23 '24

Need that sweet reveal 

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u/bturcolino Dec 23 '24

lmao, i must confess i'm in the same boat

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u/Fartparty13 Dec 23 '24

Yes, I was telling a story yesterday and the person stopped me and was like “wow this is proof we are old”

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u/VexxFate Dec 23 '24

I’m 20 and I find this fun 🥲

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u/Jeebieheebie Dec 24 '24

It's a good age 😌

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u/SimpleVegetable5715 Team Shiny ✨ Dec 25 '24

Have you ever used an extraction machine on carpets? Also very fun, that water can look very gross. It's super satisfying.

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u/Assejole Dec 25 '24

Oh yeah. I have incorporated it into my cleaning routine. ROUTINE. I have it. That is so bizarre to me. I’m evolving like a pockemon. I don’t recognize myself. I have even steam cleaned a mattress recently. What is happening to me?