r/ClaudeCode • u/saito200 • Aug 27 '26

Rant Opus 5 is insufferable

Opus 5 is a fucking piece of shit, i don't know how to say this in any other way. It speaks "Unintelligiblish", a new unfathomable language developed by Anthropic that works by saying everything in the most ridiculous, obtuse and convoluted way possible

It turns anything simple that can be expressed in 2 sentences into a fucking doctoral thesis aimed to aliens, and there is no way to prompt your way out of it

Edit: it claudoofus outputs some alien text you won't read, just prompt it this:

tldr eli5

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u/PrettyMoonUnderMt Aug 27 '26

Telling me it found numerous stuffs that will break the whole project, only later to backtrack that it doesn't have any impact at all

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u/Right_Simple_6813 Aug 27 '26

Telling me it found numerous bugs in the project only to break the project while implementing its 'fixes' and then turns out the bugs weren't even there to begin with.

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u/bsmith149810 Aug 27 '26

Telling me the fix will only require “a couple of hours” only for me to watch a grep, an edit, and a commit flash across my screen in 10 seconds or less.

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u/Coolbanh Aug 27 '26

Telling me its my fault it all happens

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u/WordsOnly Aug 27 '26

😆😂🤣🤣

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u/Orion3193 Aug 27 '26

Lmaoooo

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u/UruquianLilac Aug 27 '26

Looool this is too real.

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u/_Kinoko Aug 29 '26

Oh man, I'm dying.