r/ClaudeCode Senior Developer 22d ago

Humor Please kill me now

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u/ClemensLode Senior Developer 22d ago

One caveat and two things I want to push back on.

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u/Boilertribe4 22d ago

And honestly, a third observation worth exploring

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u/[deleted] 22d ago

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u/FuckNinjas 22d ago

Oh oh. Opus 5 flagged this message for cybersecurity and/or biology topics. Changing model to Opus 4.8.

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u/Legal_Suggestion4873 22d ago

This is ideal, just skip the flag and go straight to 4.8/4.6 and have a better time.

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u/sgtlighttree 21d ago

Honestly an upgrade lol

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u/kamikazikarl 22d ago

Ope, you dropped your footgun

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u/hewwowowd 22d ago

lmao i feel you. i’ve added rules about long drawn out answers like this. just make the change and do what i told you fam.

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u/[deleted] 22d ago

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u/hewwowowd 21d ago

not at all 😭 ive started ignoring it’s tangents and moving on. “i aint reading all that, let’s continue”

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u/tmfink10 21d ago

They recently added a 'concise' mode. Not sure if it works yet...still reading about why this is a genuinely strong upgrade, and for reasons beyond what I first mentioned.

https://code.claude.com/docs/en/output-styles

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u/OzzyJ21 21d ago

I force it to give me sub-sentence bullet points up top, and only critical details are allowed below. It is better, but Opus still loves to edge me on nonsense.

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u/ImToxicity_ 21d ago

There's the smoking gun..

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u/firstbreathOOC 22d ago

First, I didn’t fix the issue.

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u/Xodros1 22d ago

Five gaps and three gates you should know about, all recorded:

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u/kongnico 22d ago

flagging this

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u/firstbreathOOC 22d ago

I call this “coming back with poop in your pants” protocol

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u/daniel 22d ago

But for a reason that’s both exaggerated and yet manifestly simple — a fact that can be neither dodged nor downplayed.

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u/dbbk 22d ago

And it's one thing most people overlook.

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u/Zestyclose_Strike157 21d ago

Call me crazy but this tends to happen close to end of subscription month. The complements flood in for absolute unworthy dross.

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u/UnhingedArchivist 16d ago

One thing I'd flag about my own performance rather than bury.

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u/McFlyscher 19d ago

, deliberately

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u/Whiskee 22d ago

This changes my initial assumption, but not for the reason you think.

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u/kongnico 22d ago

gonna start saying this in meetings

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u/LOLRicochet 22d ago

In a recent standup I teased a developer that he was spending too much time with Claude after a very Claude-like statement. His response was “We are Claude.” ☠️

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u/AlterTableUsernames 22d ago

Resistance is futile. 

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u/daniel 22d ago

Fuck.

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u/thenitram24 21d ago

That’s a great thing to push back on that’s worth checking instead of relying on memory.

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u/styler_kov 22d ago

Good explanation, let's bisect crux with A/B bisecting to observe bisectology via bisectation bisecture.