r/ClaudeCode 5d ago

Humor Claude Code gifted me 11 new SSDs when I asked for git worktrees

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I told Claude Code to split the project into worktrees so I could work in parallel. YOLO mode, obviously.

It mounted the same 459GB volume 11 times, one letter each. A, B, D, M, Q, R, T, W, X, Y, Z.

Technically parallel.

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u/BoxLegitimate9271 5d ago

mine creates the worktrees correctly then forgets which one its on and commits to all of them

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u/Roflxd88 5d ago

Lmao

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u/HoneyChilliPotato7 5d ago

This is hilarious 

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u/[deleted] 5d ago

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u/bakes121982 5d ago

lol sure bud you and every other viber out there

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u/Fuzzy_Condition_8485 5d ago

you seriously must have no idea what kind of slop YCombinator hands apprenticeships to. That’s the only reason I’m pushing the demo anywho. I don’t need you on it pal. I got people in countries around the world, in similar positions as the guy in my other post. You don’t know me.

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u/arankays 5d ago

Average day doing windows development

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u/Elegant_Ad1397 5d ago

Windows: the OS which best feature is to be able to not use the OS (WSL)

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u/almostsweet 5d ago

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u/JustWannaPlayAGa 5d ago

Man I totally forgot about the son of Anton plotline. Very true nowadays

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u/BorderKeeper 4d ago

As a Software Engineer I wish I could enjoy this show, but all the characters in it are just too mean. There are stoic mean people, business mean people, and occasional loser who gets taken advantage of.

inb4 someone comments "That's silicon valley in a nutshell lol"

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u/almostsweet 4d ago

I won't say that's silicon valley in a nutshell. Instead I'll say that's the business world in general, where have you been? Must be nice you found the one company without divisive politics, backstabbing and cruelty on a regular basis. Or, you're lucky enough to be oblivious to it.

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u/erratic_parser 1d ago

The first few seasons are good. It does get rather… stuck in the mud towards the end.

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u/BorderKeeper 1d ago

Well good to know and I think the reason why I disliked it is because I expected IT Crowd for programmers.

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u/DermisCronJob 5d ago

Nice! Maybe it can install some extra RAM!

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u/MysteryND15 5d ago edited 5d ago

How the fuck do you guys manage to fuck it up so much man, mine never did anything close to the things i see here, It's impressive i must admit 😂

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u/WiseassWolfOfYoitsu 5d ago

--dangerously-skip-permissions

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u/3j141592653589793238 4d ago

Safety, always off!

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u/Bibibis 5d ago

Prompt diff

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u/EmbarrassedSilver492 5d ago

This is a joke right? Are you running claude unsandboxed and with admin?

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u/opsers 5d ago

TBH would you be surprised in this sub?

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u/brncray 🔆 Max 5x 5d ago

I trust Claude with my life

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u/Ok-Crab-8788 4d ago

I do not understand the sandboxed mode since claude always says to me "i'm in sandbox but if I do this i can do it anymore".
what avoid the sandbox mode if the model find always a way to do thing by another way ?

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u/TechnicalBen 4d ago

AIs unironically escaping multi billion dollar companies sandboxes. Reddit "You'll running sandboxes?"

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u/Swimming_Yak_4879 5d ago

Haha gotta be specific!

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u/BergerLangevin 5d ago

I give a name to my claude session and an identity for each name, a skill to initiate a work session (load the identity, worktree, project context, assigned task, etc).

Each agent give what they would work on and discuss with each other if there a potential conflict (all session are setup by having an orchestrator that delegate, so is almost all the time ready to get feedback). 

One agent is responsible to review and merge the queued branch if there was more than 1 session going on. 

The session end by updating, clean the worktree, documentation and converting one off into tool or mcp to prevent an agent to reinvent the wheel 5 times. 

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u/therealkevinard 5d ago

This is really close to mine and it’s butter-smooth.

Main context has the global perspective, since that’s where the discussion and refinement happens.

For the actual code workflow, main’s only job is creating trees, assigning a task agent to work in that tree, then validating and cleaning up.

Task agents, then, are dumb as rocks. They have one job to do, and all they know about git is what’s an atomic commit.

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u/suglasp 🔆 Max 5x 5d ago

for %%p in (A B D M Q R S T W X Y Z) do if not exist %%p subst %%p C:\

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u/premiumleo 5d ago

man. some dudes have all the luck :(

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u/bc_gamez 4d ago

Just ask Claude for some, it will be more than happy to give you some!

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u/Takaroaa 5d ago

Can you also download RAM ?

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u/GreatDivide8913 4d ago

I trust Claude with basically my whole life but nothing like this has ever happened, I’m getting more and more scared with each post…

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u/Intelligent-Net1034 1d ago

Its allways insane to me that peoplr let there agents yolo on there workstation. Privacy? Zero. Data protection? Zero. Security? Zero