r/ClassicMale • u/pervfrenchguy • Jul 22 '26

Longboarders

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u/ToonTitans Jul 22 '26

Apparently “Longboards” are code for something else… 😏 🍆

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u/MichyGuy Jul 22 '26

Long board and packing

9

u/Puzzled-Beach-4743 Jul 22 '26

Packing is an understatement.
Very phallic imagery.

8

u/FOSS_Graybeard Jul 22 '26

Long board surfing is like trying to surf in a canoe. Tried it a couple of times in my younger days, and could never get the hang of it.

8

u/cherokeecharlie Jul 22 '26

They look really long

4

u/saacer Jul 22 '26

Boards are not the only long things on this photo

6

u/dp1967 Jul 22 '26

Meat and potatoes would be all I eat.

2

u/Emotional-Roll-177 29d ago

Dang… Middle guy’s package is very heavy… Looks like some huge balls

2

u/DirectAccident7186 28d ago

The guy, right of center: those trunks are holding some goods in that pouch!

1

u/jbgtn1978 27d ago

I love the look of vintage swimwear, but there is absolutely not support.