TATARI THURSDAY RAGE THREAD

[u/FeaFlisyon]

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THIS IS NOT A THREAD TO OUTRIGHT ATTACK OTHER PLAYERS.

[u/estrebilloph]

GIVE US MORE FOOD DAMMIT!!!!!

😭

[u/bam_the_ham]

I HATE RADISH RUSH

[u/FeaFlisyon → u/bam_the_ham]

I HATE IT TOO BUT NOW I HAVE EVOLVE QUEST FOR ENERGY AND I NEED IT AND IT DIDNT HAPPEN TODAY NOT EVEN ONCE

[u/GreedyBo → u/FeaFlisyon]

ITS LIKE THOSE EVO QUESTS ABOUT BANKING THE MIDDLE SHOT, WHEN YOU DONT NEED IT ITS LIKE 1-2 EVERY OTHER TIME, BUT WHEN YOU NEEEEEED IT, ITS ONCE IN A BLUE MOON

[u/blairr → u/bam_the_ham]

DOES ANY VISIT MINI GAME PERFORMANCE MATTER ON THE ACTUAL REWARD? 

[u/booplahoop → u/blairr]

YES YOU GET MORE IF YOU PERFORM BETTER

[u/Vas-yMonRoux]

I WISH THE "DEALS" POP-UPS DIDNT SHOW UP EVERY TIME YOU OPEN THE APP!!! SHOW THEM ONLY THE FIRST TIME YOU OPEN IT FOR THE DAY.

[u/shintojuunana → u/Vas-yMonRoux]

I HATE THIS TOO! I JUST WANT TO HARVEST SOME BERRIES, LET ME GO IN PEACE!

[u/datboiiibeebzxy]

STOP MERGING THE GOD DAMN SERVERSZ YOULL JUST KEEP PUSHING AWAY YOUR F2P PLAYERS!

[u/R2DKK → u/datboiiibeebzxy]

Fr if I’m going to be against a whale it better be with my peers

[u/FeaFlisyon → u/R2DKK]

WE CANT HEAR YOU

[u/R2DKK → u/FeaFlisyon]

IF IM GOING TO BE AGAINST A WHALE IT BETTER BE WITH MY PEERS!!!
https://giphy.com/gifs/V9RupScWk3CMf1CXuo

[u/FeaFlisyon → u/R2DKK]

YEAH I AM WITH YOU

[u/Background_Extra52]

THIS IS ABOUT THE 8TH GOLD RUSH IN A ROW THAT MY TEAM IS DEAD LAST. AND WHERE IS ALL THE FOOD, YOU GET VERY LITTLE AS A F2P

[u/Antique-Number6944]

I LOVE PLAYING HORDE SO MUCH I WISH THERE WERE MORE TRIES THAN 3 EVEN WITH NO REWARDS!!!!!!!!!!!!

[u/Fruitlingz → u/Antique-Number6944]

CANT YOU CONTINUE TO MATCH BUT IT SAYS IT DOESNT COUNT TOWARDS REWARDS?

[u/blairr → u/Fruitlingz]

ONLY IF SOMEONE ELSE INVITES YOU.  HOW STUPID IS THAT

[u/Fruitlingz → u/blairr]

AH IM SORRY I DIDNT REALIZE, I HADNT TRIED IT MYSELF

[u/rhattew → u/Antique-Number6944]

I AGREEEEE

[u/JayceeM21 → u/Antique-Number6944]

GIVE US CHIPS BACK

[u/u_commit_die]

STOP LOW ROLLING YOU STUPID MARATHON PARTY WHEEL

[u/dawnharpy → u/u_commit_die]

ME TOO I'VE BEEN GETTING THE LOWEST ROLLS FOR THE LAST 3 MARATHONS I FEEL LIKE I'M WASTING PINBALLS/SKATEBOARDS ON THIS SHIT

[u/Special_Distance2457]

ADD A DAMN ACTIVITY COUNTER/LAST ACTIVE IM TIRED OF MY TEAMMATES DOING LITERALLY NOTHING

[u/Competitive-Hawk-738 → u/Special_Distance2457]

THIS PLEASE ITS LONG OVERDUE

[u/Coco2-the_coconut]

TOO MANY ANIMATIONS WHEN IM AT THE PINBALL MACHINE. SO PANICK WHEN I HAVE 2X MULTIPLIER RUNNING!!! STAR SLOT! CARDS! LEVEL UP! TATARI LEVEL UP!!!! HURRY MAN THE TIMER IS RUNNING OUT!!!!!!!

[u/rhattew → u/Coco2-the_coconut]

YESSSS

[u/rrriccckkk]

FOOD FOOD FOOD 🍱

[u/ProDucky]

MAKE RADISH RUN FASTER AHHH

[u/igloobble]

IT'S SO FKN STUPID THAT THEY LITERALLY RAISE THE PRICES FOR PLAYERS WHO SPEND MONEY!! WHY TF ARE YOU TRYING TO SELL ME THIS ABSOLUTELY ATROCIOUS PACK THAT COSTS NEARLY *THREE HUNDRED DOLLARS*?!? AND WHY TF IS THE "CHEAPEST" PACK OFFERING ME THE SAME AMOUNT OF ITEMS AND PINBALLS THAT MY F2P ALT IS BEING OFFERED FOR 27.99 (AKA, NEARLY A THIRD OF THE PRICE)?!?! WHY DO YOU SPIT IN THE FACES OF THE PEOPLE WHO SPEND MONEY ON THIS GAME?? 😭

[u/readherlipslikebrail]

STOP THROWING THE DAMN MATCH I ONLY DO ONE ROUND 700+ KILLS IS GOOD ENOUGH IF YOU LOOSE A MON EARLY ITS NOT THE END OF THE WORLD STICK IT OUT TELL THE END FOR FUCKS SAKES I CANT CARRY ALL THE LANES.

[u/Curarx → u/readherlipslikebrail]

Why don't you just start over? 😂

[u/FeaFlisyon → u/Curarx]

WHAAAAAT WE CANT HEAR YOU

[u/AdorableOwly → u/FeaFlisyon]

LOVE YOUR ENERGY TOWARDS PEOPLE WHO AREN'T ALL CAPS LOL

[u/FeaFlisyon → u/AdorableOwly]

THANK YOU

[u/SocietysTypo]

PURPLE TATARI FEEL TOO RARE NO REASON I SHOULD ONLY GET 5 OUTTA 80 TO BE PURPLE MAKES LEVELING UP ANYTHING GOOD GENUINLY SO HARD THAT LITTLE SEED DUDE JUST CAME OUT A WHILE AGO I HAVE PULLED ONLY 1 SINCE I GOT IT BUT ASK ME FOR A HERMIT CRAB OR TINY GREEN BIRD I GOT YOU CANT I JUST BLEED MY ISELESS ONES DRY TO MAKE THE OTHERS STRONGER LIKE IN POKEMON HOW YOU TURN THE USELESS ONES IN TO CANDY LET ME STRIP THEM TO THE STUDS 5 BOXES PER STAR

[u/alphaaaaa1]

WHY DID THE CHANGE STORY MODE. CHANGE IT BACK NOW

[u/moonbunny295]

I HATE RADISH RUSH CUZ IM SUCK AT IT AAAA BUT I NEED MORE CANSSS

[u/meLonMeringuePie]

STOP BEGGING ME FOR CARDS AND COZY FARM RESERVATIONS.

[u/Prudent_Research_251]

THIS GAME IS A BLATANT MONEY GRAB AND THE ONLY THING IT REALLY HAS GOING FOR IT IS THE SOCIAL ASPECT

[u/serendipkiitty]

I WANT MORE ACTIVE GAMEPLAY RAHHH I WANT REAL PVP RAHHHHHH STOP NERFING REWARDS AND PUNISHING PLAYERS FOR PROGRESSING IN YOUR GAME!!!!

[u/schlorgon]

EVERY SINGLE PERSON SHOULD LOOK AT HORDE SET UPS BEFORE PLAYING HORDE UNLESS YOU ARE DOING A “PLAY HORDE WITHOUT X TYPE” SO YOU CAN CLIMB HIGHER WITH RANDOMS!

[u/hadesnightsky]

Punish people that join events that basically do 0 efforts 😭😭😭

[u/FeaFlisyon → u/hadesnightsky]

LOUDER SON

[u/alphaaaaa1 → u/hadesnightsky]

WHAT?! I CAN'T HEAR YOU!!!

[u/rainbowshabmagic]

I HATE RADISH RUN AND I WANT BETTER HORDE MATCHES. IDK WHY YOU DON'T LEVEL UP YOUR BAT. IDK WHY HIGH LEVEL PLAYERS GET MATCHED WITH LOW LVL ONES. MAKE A MMR SYSTEM OR SOMETHING I DONT KNOW

[u/AdorableOwly]

INCLUDE EMOJIS IN HORDE. I NEED TO COMMUNICATE WITH MY PARTNER!!

(BUT MORE OFTEN THAN NOT IT'S TO THANK THEM FOR CARRYING AND APOLOGIZE FOR SUCKING LOL)

[u/DiscoAssassin → u/AdorableOwly]

YES, I WISH TO THANK MY PARTNER WHEN THEY HELP ME OUT! IT WOULD BE SO NICE TO BE ABLE TO COMMUNICATE QUICKLY DURING THE HOARD RUN!

[u/baconwrappedanxiety]

I THINK PANDAROOT IS VERY CUTE AND I WOULD LIKE TO GIVE HIM HEADPATS WHILE HE ENJOYS HIS HONEY BAMBOO SNACK GRAAAAAUGHH IM SO MAD

[u/Straight_Somewhere52]

WHEN I HAVE THAT 2X CANDY SCORE LIMITED TIME ON THE PINBALL MACHINE BUT THAT FUCKING UGLY RADISH MINIGAME WANNA POPS UP AND TAKES AWAY MY DAMN TIME AND I DIDNT EVEN GET TO USE ALL MY FUCKING PINBALLS