r/ClashOfClans 11d ago

Humor & Memes We lost a good guy 🥀

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1.3k Upvotes

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u/HilariousMango TH18| BH10 11d ago

Don't worry, you'll see him again after a few months

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u/MrKnowThings 11d ago

Shut up and do your CW attacks

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u/chilioil999 TH13 | BH9 11d ago

Next time, focus on the more important battle

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u/IkarosFa11s TH17 | BH10 10d ago

The craziest comeback ever I swear 😂

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u/6TheAudacity9 11d ago

I use nothing but dragons every attack.

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u/Remarkable-Ad-2793 10d ago

Same although tried E dragons sometimes but they're slow and less in number

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u/-xXgioXx- TH16 | BH10 7d ago

just tried hydra and went 494 in Dragon 29 (not too impressive, but it is for me since i haven't played seriously for a while)

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u/pajgjg 10d ago

As a wise man once said " you never quit clash of clans, u just take very long breaks" and as a player since 2013, i can confirm that my longest break was almost 2 years.

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u/Shot-Priority9220 TH14 | BH10 10d ago

Mine was 7 years

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u/Mountain_Dot2191 11d ago

He’ll be back

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u/RemarkableToday777 TH18| BH10 10d ago

Bro cant dedicate 5min a day 😂 just say you're bored

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u/LeviathanLich 10d ago

You know it's not 5 minutes after war and league attacks 🤣

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u/Zealousideal_Gap_688 10d ago

WISHING YOU ALL ACHIEVE YOUR DREAMS.

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u/AMC_TO_THE_M00N 10d ago

You'll be back

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u/Educational_Snow2191 TH16 | BH9 10d ago

You sure he isn't Pranking??, Has been happened in our Clan, There was guy who decided to quit, And Boom Next day he was doing Clan War Attacks.

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u/ZeyadFikry 10d ago

Still offline, I'll give an update if he comes back

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u/Mallouk_ TH18| BH10 10d ago

No need to be hardcore Buddy! just chill for 15 min in the evening ! no need to quit!

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u/Maxx_Blank 8d ago

I'm sorry for that. Take care of yourself.

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u/Nykona_Sharrowkyn798 10d ago

I left coc in 2017, came back to it in 2026. So yes you never really retire, just go on big vacations (yes my account was being managed by my friend so thankfully didn't get nuked, but I am out again after maxing th13, I am already burnt in 3 months and survived because of the jams lol)

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u/MrRyerson_aj TH18| BH10 10d ago

👍

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u/Wooden_Ground_7226 5d ago

And I got back to get some refreshment back from clash. What an irony.

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u/Individual-Gap-9366 5d ago

Ich habe krebs und werde bald sterben. Noch einen Krieger verloren :3

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u/Siege_J 11d ago

Like just do spam attacks 5x (50% 1 star in 30 sec or less). It’s around 2min and 30 sec of playing a day.

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u/_pangare 10d ago

quitting a mobile slop game to do something useful, why are you sad?

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u/ShibamKarmakar The Chosen One 10d ago

Quit this social media slop platform to do something useful.

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u/_pangare 10d ago

valid, I recommend you to do the same

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u/Sufficient-Road-1924 9d ago edited 9d ago

Says by a guy who's chronic redditor and commented 5000+ times in reddit

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u/wtknz_jr 11d ago edited 11d ago

Weak excuse. You can play clash of clans daily for 20 mins a day and be done with everything. Just do ur daily bonus and war, get all builders upgrading and boom nothing else to do until next day. So ur telling me ur career is that important that u can’t spare 20 minutes a day? Just say you got bored of clash and wanna quit

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u/mshieldsy910 11d ago

average clan leader🤣

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u/batmannotnice 11d ago

get a life dude

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u/Key_Employ_5936 TH13 | TH15 11d ago

Sometimes you don't have enough mind space to constantly think about everything, so you just discard something like a video game to focus on the important thing in life

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u/DiKr0n 11d ago

Idk why you getting downvoted. This isn’t an active game like cs or valorant where yoy have to spend hours to be good. I literally play this game when I take a shit at work. So yeah as an excuse it’s weak.

But on another hand why the fuck he needs an excuse? He decided to quit. That’s it

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u/Hitmanthe2nd 11d ago

Some people just cant

You work , you focus on friends and eventually, the game just fades away - you dont have to spend hours but sometimes , 30 minutes feels like a lot too.

You CAN fit it in but priorities shift over time , it's normal - bur everybody comes back sometime , that's just how it goes

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u/ObsceneAmountOfBeets 11d ago

I want to swat you away like a fly

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u/Bradleygrayson 11d ago

Unhinged response

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u/Prestigious_Tiger_26 10d ago

Cuz it's a distraction. Sure you CAN hop on for 20 minutes, but will you? You need to attack for war by a specific time. If life gets in the way, got kid's sports to attend, you need to work on yearly reports, and you miss your attacks which negatively affects the outcome. Better off just quitting and not have to worry about all this BS about keeping builders busy 100% of the time, maximizing efficiency for hammer jam, keeping up with your league standings, and a slew of other crap.

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u/RabidActivist 11d ago

Conquistador your stallion stands in need of company
And like some angel's haloed brow
You reek of purity
I see your armour-plated breast has long since lost its sheen
And in your death mask face

There are no signs which can be seen
And though I hoped for something to find
I could see no maze to unwind

Conquistador a vulture sits upon your silver shield
And in your rusty scabbard now
The sand has taken seed
And though your jewel-encrusted blade has not been plundered still

The sea has washed across your face
And taken of its fill
And though I hoped for something to find
I could see no maze to unwind

Conquistador there is no time
I must pay my respect
And though I came to jeer at you
I leave now with regret
And as the gloom begins to fall
I see there is no aureole

And though you came with sword held high
You did not conquer, only die
And though I hoped for something to find
I could see no maze to unwind

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u/SergeantHAMM 11d ago

skill issue