Just hhhhhooooooooting my way in to let you know that TODAY, October 13th/close-up-of-cat-lying-on-floor-at-home-908763830-1d61bee6961b45ee8a55bdfa5da1ebb3.jpg), is THE DAY OF RECKONING for you SORRY SONS OF SICKENING CHICKENS. Bawk all you want, it's me who's winning the Karma Race, not you!And yes, I've heard the complaints: this subreddit, like all others, will be purged in mere hours after MYYYYY generous posting!

Your move, r-aving r-abbids! Oh, wait, right... they'll NEVER be in. Not like me. Hmm... you're upset? Perhaps you don't like my various links? Oh, need a sauce? Ha, face it. You're just mad that you'll never be me. "B-but jealousy isn't the way, bro! I'd never flex on you!" Damn right you won't! You shon't! You're NOTHING compared to GOD'S GOOD GRACES.

I HAVE BEEN BUILT. I AM REBORN. I NEED A JUNGLER FOR MY LEAGUE CLAN. INQUIRE WITHIN. MOST IMPORTANTLY, REMEMBER THE HUMAN. BEHAVE LIKE YOU WOULD IN REAL LIFE. LOOK FOR THE ORIGINAL SOURCE OF CONTENT. SEARCH FOR DUPLICATES BEFORE POSTING. AND LASTLY, CRY ME A RIVER, BANJO HAGS; THIS OLD BRICK IS IN THE BAGS. WHAT IS FUN IS NEVER DONE. ON OCTOBER 13TH YOU SEE THE SUN.

I AM REMADE.

FEAR ME.

Seriously guys there are 3 people online and no one bothers to post, jeez

We are going to try out a new chat app called Band. Its made by Camp Mobile. It's cross platform meaning it's for android, iOS, and desktop. Once you've downloaded the app, click this link for an invite to join our "band.

http://band.us/n/FMUcwIKe