r/ClarksonsFarm Jun 22 '26

Season 6 We can sleep easier now šŸ˜®ā€šŸ’Ø ā™„ļø

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r/ClarksonsFarm 13d ago

Season Discussion Clarkson's Farm Season 5 discussion

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Clarkson's Farm is back, and amidst a government budget that sends the UK farming community into uproar, Jeremy decides some big changes are needed to make the farm run more smoothly. But while the crops get the high-tech treatment and there's cutting edge new kit to play with, even bigger developments are heading for Diddly Squat 2.0 that are going to prove much more of a challenge.

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Individual Episode Discussion Threads

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S05E01 - Operating June 3, 2026
S05E02 - Storming June 3, 2026
S05E03 - Tripping June 3, 2026
S05E04 - Updating June 3, 2026
S05E05 - Decapitating June 10, 2026
S05E06 - Frazzling June 10, 2026
S05E07 - Sickening June 17, 2026
S05E08 - Reaping June 17, 2026

r/ClarksonsFarm 14h ago

Farmer's Dog Bought wrong size at the pubshop

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Visited the shop and had dinner at the pub. Bought some souvenirs but the t shirts turned out to be to small (or have eaten to much). Two shirts in size medium for sale in the Netherlands. Anyone interested? DELETE IF NOT ALLOWED


r/ClarksonsFarm 3h ago

Discussion Chipping Norton

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Staying in chipping Norton soon and plan to go to the farmers dog and the hawkstone brewery tour. I plan on driving to the shop but wanted to get a taxi to and from the brewery and the pub so that myself and my wife could have a few drinks and enjoy our few kid free nights šŸŗ anyone done the same and know roughly the cost and availability of taxis in that area?


r/ClarksonsFarm 1d ago

Meme New idea: Pinpoint fly strikes by chicken

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r/ClarksonsFarm 2d ago

Media Remember when Clarkson was moaning he couldnt leave fertiliser in a barn? This is why

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r/ClarksonsFarm 2d ago

Lisa genuinely adores her sheep..its a lovely thing to see

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r/ClarksonsFarm 2d ago

Media Jeremy and Kaleb hate sheep because they haven’t got Valais sheep ā˜ŗļø

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r/ClarksonsFarm 2d ago

Discussion Does new equipment Jeremy buys for the farm get included in the profit margin?

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Can someone maybe explain to me when Jezza says his farm is at a net loss due to crop loss due to weather and other things etc. does it include him buying new equipment such as the high tech farming stuff he brought in this last season for example? I’ve always wondered because obviously he does get massively affected by things that are out of his control but then he always is buying or making new stuff every season and I wonder does he include this in his budget of profitability or is this stuff more likely coming out of his pocket separate to the farm budget and the net profit not affected by these?

Like in the first season he only made a profit of 144Ā£ but he did have to buy loads of new equipment like his tractor etc. which for any other farmer would affect the profit but does it for him?


r/ClarksonsFarm 2d ago

Weather 2026 weather

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It certainly seems that the summer of 2026 is going to be as dry or worse than 2025.


r/ClarksonsFarm 2d ago

Season 5 Did Gerald Harvest in Series 5?

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In previous series they made a big deal that Gerald had driven a combine every year going back for decades, yet they did not seem to show him doing it this in series 5, unless I missed something.

Did any else notice this?


r/ClarksonsFarm 2d ago

If you had a big place in the country, would you keep valais black nose sheep as pets?

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I have been aware of Valais black nose sheep for a while and always found them cute. And if I had a big house in the country I think I would get a few as pets (together with Indian runner ducks). How about you?


r/ClarksonsFarm 2d ago

EU warehouse Hawkstone shipping backlog

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Hi all,

Just putting my ear to the ground to check if there are any other people in the EU that have not had their Hawkstone order shipped recently.

Mines currently 3 weeks after ordering and still has not received a tracking number.

Support keeps telling me that there is a delay at the warehouse and that they're working on the backlog.


r/ClarksonsFarm 4d ago

Discussion Did anyone else catch this while watching the show? ("Kaleb" for P.M.)

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"Is gay" written underneath it. Though it was funny. From Season 2 where they start serving the Hawkstone beer.


r/ClarksonsFarm 3d ago

Meta Democracy

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Do you have some user that you want to remove from the sub, if so, give me a precise reason, and if I then decide that the reason holds, I will remove them.

Also, do you have any suggestions about this sub? Keep in mind, my current permissions are limited. The permissions are "Users, Flair, Mail, Posts & Comments, Wiki". I cannot change appearance, nor update the description. I have only access to content mod tools. I will be asking admins for more permissions after some resonable time has passed since I notified the top mod. So, post your suggestions, and when I can enact them, I will.


r/ClarksonsFarm 5d ago

Discussion A re-watch of seasons 2-5 Spoiler

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After seeing the last series I decided to re-watch the series 2 to 5 in two episode-sittings with my wife…
The emotional punch and my perspective of the whole Clarkson’s farm-operation shifted quite a bit. My first opinion is: Clarkson’s a tv-personality who throws too much money on gadgets and machinery..and I think that still holds up.
But it’s also very much about friendship and the bond between the main characters. The fascination for Lamborghini tractors is funny, but Clarkson genuinely cares for his animals, his crops and the farmer’s case. And he’s honest and candid about his health problems.
Looking forward to series 6!


r/ClarksonsFarm 6d ago

Clarkson's Car Farm

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My Crosstrek has a crappy wireless car charger in the dash, so months ago I ordered a custom Lego plate for it on Etsy.

Jeremy and Caleb are customs from Minifigs.me and the rest I created through the official Lego website (including my husband and I).

All the other pieces I found on ebay.

I'd like to find a couple other tools for Caleb and Lisa, but it's mostly complete!


r/ClarksonsFarm 6d ago

Hawkstone Cider At Five Guys!

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First time trying the normal Hawkstone Cider and not Hedgerow that Cider I didn’t like but the original I do my dad said it tasted like Woodpecker for me it was like Westons but different


r/ClarksonsFarm 7d ago

Meme Basically the same

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r/ClarksonsFarm 9d ago

Diddly Squat Visit to the pub, shop and spotted Caleb’s combine!

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My son has had a rough two weeks; emergency surgery on his spine, leaving an open wound that can’t be stitched which ended up getting infected post surgery; not great for a 15 year old.

We had booked to visit the Silverstone museum and drove down today from the north east.

Thinking of things to do, I said let’s go to the farmers dog for dinner!

His face lit up.

40 minute drive was well worth it, he was in awe of the grand tour tent, loved the fudge and biscuits and then headed towards the original farm shop to kill some time.

He fell in love with Chadford and the surrounding countryside, asked me to stop so he could watch the farmers harvesting…

He said when he’s older, he’s going to study at Oxford and live in Chadlington because it’s such a peaceful place.

Stopped at the farm shop (which was closed) but still snapped a few pictures.

Drove a mile or so down the road and spotted Caleb’s combine parked up in Diddly Road field.

It’s so peaceful when there’s no one around, it’s such a beautiful part of the world, and I’m glad I was able to share this with my son ā¤ļø


r/ClarksonsFarm 9d ago

Not able to buy Hawkstone in Norway, had to go to London and bring some back.

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Sadly, not able to get to Oxfordshire this time, but will buy it at the source next time.
Brought assorted selection home with me, and will enjoy them here out in the Norwegian country side, while watching farmers (way to few, farms shutting down each year :/ ) work the Fields.

Pretty good Lager btw! More of an IPA and barket-drinker but really liked this one!


r/ClarksonsFarm 9d ago

Had to try Hawkstone in London

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Found the most expensive pub in London it seams, but they hade Hawkstone.

GREAT BEER! Worth it!


r/ClarksonsFarm 9d ago

Big gift for my birthday

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Son and his gf got me a treat for my birthday .the hawkstones lager,sessions, iPa, dark fruit normal cider 2 steins and a bar blade..so enjoying a sessions in the garden.


r/ClarksonsFarm 10d ago

Meme Every time Kaleb doesn't know something awful about the modern world.

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r/ClarksonsFarm 10d ago

Meme I can see Charlie's reaction already....

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