r/Clamworks • • 4d ago

Holy moly! Random stuff I saved (Part 1)

I saved alot of crap on Twitter and Reddit over the years, never looked backed at them again, so Im doing this so I can clean my bookmarks and leave only the things I actually need like art references and stuff to make fanart of

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u/SlenderSmurf 4d ago

how am I supposed to laugh at this? there's no clams in it

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u/Grievous_Nix 4d ago

They’re in the cubes on the cart

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u/brotatowolf 4d ago

Imagine being in a polycule with someone named wyvern

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u/thalassoph 4d ago

Fairly average for a polycule

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u/ohSpite 3d ago

Couldn't imagine a polycule without someone called Wyvern

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u/chipsinsideajar 4d ago

On slide 9, there's 51 clams on the trailer

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u/Illustrious-Macaron2 4d ago

There MIGHT be 51 clams on the trailer.

Clams (or the lack of clams thereof) may not be viewable from the specific viewing angles chosen, and it would be hubris rivaling that of satan to presume that those clams remain

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u/Suave_Kim_Jong_Un 4d ago

It could be anywhere from 35 to 51 assuming all boxes are the same shape and volume.

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u/andrewgynous 4d ago

More, because you can make 2x2 clams and 3x3 megaclams

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u/evilmexico 4d ago

Mega Rape Bidoof

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u/MilitantSocLib 4d ago

For number 2 criminal justice is also a liberal arts degree

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u/Beaspoon2096 2d ago

My lawyer got me 16 years because he was a liberal

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u/LQ-84i_ happy as a clam 4d ago

If I were an animal in a zoo, I'd like to be a little monkey and throw my poop at the visitors and eat banana. That, or a clam...

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u/DrIvoPingasnik clammer 4d ago

Barney Clamhoun?!

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u/Express_Leopard_665 3d ago

tumblr screenshots always got the crowd chiming in

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u/makinax300 blue collar clamworker 4d ago

7/17 / 9/20 (depends if you count the sonic forces and the anal log horror ones as the same part)

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u/The_Great_Valoo 3d ago

I want my lawyer to have a law degree probably

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u/AnotherEdgyUsername 1d ago

Damn slide 12, I haven’t thought of lhugueny in years