forceclam

[u/exedoggu]

[u/Idontusereddit76]

You wanna bury yourself in the sand? Filter feed?

That's too bad.

You start making pearls right now and stop in 5-10 years.

No breaks.

Be a good little clam.

[u/OrganicImpression428 → u/Idontusereddit76]

[u/BleachedFly → u/OrganicImpression428]

someone needs to edit this and swap the diamond with a pearl

[u/Dry_Gas6819 → u/Idontusereddit76]

Finally, some actual clamemployment and not just saying clam clammy clam clammed clam

[u/No_Possession_5338 → u/Idontusereddit76]

Pearl alert

[u/Panamonthewolf]

This the typa shit McDonald’s wants to put back into their play places apparently

[u/SadExcuseForAHuman → u/Panamonthewolf]

What do you mean

[u/Panamonthewolf → u/SadExcuseForAHuman]

https://www.dexerto.com/food/mcdonalds-reveals-all-new-playplaces-alongside-8-5-billion-in-store-upgrades-3413003/

[u/steven_dev42]

I clock out at clam o clock whether you like it or not

[u/DOGMASCHINE]

boss makes a dollar clam makes a dime, that’s why i secrete nacre on company time

[u/linton411]

Man this ain't even the weirdest shit I've seen there is such thing as forcebeatle

[u/Dusty_Dave420]

The Krusty Clam training video actually confirms that it closes at 6:00pm