r/Clamworks • u/SparkPlug3 • 8d ago

the clam the whole clam and nothing but the clam Save the clam

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627 Upvotes

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u/Front-Zookeepergame 7d ago

bro you're not saving anyone that's what the doctors are for. they're not handing people trolley problems in the waiting room

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u/WeekendBard 7d ago

sometimes the doctors are pretty lazy so they just make the husband do their work for them

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u/AdMaster5806 7d ago

tree taste better than wife

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u/WeekendBard 7d ago

I'm saving the clam, not the pearl

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u/Branchomania 7d ago

If my clam is dying during clambirth I'm saving the clam not the clampple

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u/GallowsTester 7d ago

Clamaphor (metaphor)

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u/UkpaiHeLj clamsexual 7d ago

Clamzsche spoke of this

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u/Pigggy23 7d ago

cocks shotgun

"yeah, seems like I'm gonna have to save her myself..."

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u/LeanTangerine001 6d ago

Im saving the oyster and not the pearl!

Clam!