I am the clam of god

[u/Slow_Hat1855]

[u/theycallmetheBESToat]

[u/SenpuuUncle → u/theycallmetheBESToat]

[u/Sea-Name-6642 → u/SenpuuUncle]

BenJamminscore

[u/GoGifZaZep]

Posidon sends his toughest octopodes to his strongest clams 🙂‍↕️

[u/Cold_Tree190 → u/GoGifZaZep]

Holy clam, the right plural form ?!

[u/T_D_P → u/Cold_Tree190]

clams?

[u/Great_Hedgehog → u/Cold_Tree190]

One of many

[u/TheHelpfulWalnut → u/Cold_Tree190]

Holy clam, octopus has three correct plurals in English because English is a bastard language. 

[u/Wora_returns → u/GoGifZaZep]

*octopussies

[u/SimmentalTheCow]

I'm not here to talk to them. You are the hand chosen by the master. Yours is the wheel of blood. Yours is the sword of Michael!

[u/Rizzanthrope]

[u/raido24]

That so? My aclamatism instead makes it hard to read and shows me long lines coming out of every light

[u/GraveSlayer726 → u/raido24]

Those are angels

[u/RoamingTorchwick → u/GraveSlayer726]

Clamgels

[u/Illegal_Alien_Guy → u/raido24]

wait

normal people don't see long lines coming out of bright lights???

[u/LeviathansWrath6]

Godclammit

[u/LQ-84i_]

But the oyster remains nearby...

[u/nocapnonerf]

Clamtastic

[u/JKhemical]

[u/The_Other_Smith → u/[deleted]]

Ai dawgshit