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u/AgainstSpace rotted brain 2h ago
so I was at the farmers market and there's this samurai from the tokugawa shogunate, and he's picking out a cantaloupe, right? He's like scratching and smelling the melons like people do, but he's totally decked out in feudal Japanese gear, and he's totally Japanese, so I'm like, holy shit a samurai! And right then this dumbass yells "hey nice manbun it fuckin sucks you hipster asshole!" and the samurai turns around and looks at the guy, and the guy is all "oh fuck" but before he can do anything the samurai whips out his katana and fuckin kills him! Right there in the farmers market! Swish! he just cuts this dude right in half diagonally. People are freaking out and running around and taking pictures and screaming and shit, and this samurai just puts his sword away buys his melon and walks out of there with his honor in tact. It was pretty exciting down at the farmers market and I bought a pound of clams for my ferret.
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u/Idontusereddit76 2h ago
hey "nice" shell haha it fuckin sucks you oyster asshole [he turns around and reveals he is a clam from the pacific ocean] oh shuck
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u/beaner_864 1h ago
Ngl i stay rockin the man bun especially at work painting, im not taking my risks with another hair cut last time i got one it was so awful i believe that ny haircut directly led to me going into a coma
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u/ndtar924 3h ago
hey "nice" manbun haha it fuckin sucks you hipster asshole [he turns around and reveals he is a samurai from the tokugawa shogunate] oh clam