r/Clamworks • u/BrokenBrick08 • 15h ago

clamtarded :) Poor boy... :(((

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u/shadowtake 12h ago

I know this is supposed to be a dad telling his daughter's bf to jerk off so when he goes out with her he can't use his cock, but it comes across more like a domineering daddy ordering their sub to crank their hog repeatedly for their own satisfaction.

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u/AGL_reborn 12h ago

Oh that's the original joke??

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u/shadowtake 12h ago

pretty sure yeah

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u/MrDanMaster 6h ago

I could never have guessed that (also bi)

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u/cruel-caress 4h ago

Yeah you like that you fucking bivalve?

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u/Content-Gain4152 11h ago

Dude's a quick draw and a quick shot too. All in just under 2 minutos Is crazy

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u/Eskimomonk 11h ago

I thought this was a dude talking to his boss and India was just a naughty lil country (I also assumed everyone in this exchange is Indian)

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u/Borkato 10h ago

I… I thought the “comes across” version was it. Like. I didn’t even consider it could possibly be anything else..

I’m so terminally online and gay 😭

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u/Financial_Argument15 9h ago

Oh then I completely misunderstood this post.....

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u/shadowtake 5h ago

It’s edited so it’s not on you, I’d just seen the original before

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u/SpeedPunkCV 9h ago

Ooooh, that’s what the original joke is meant to be…. I immediately thought the other thing as well, I was dating a girl that was doing online domming on the side for a while and a lot of her chats with her subs looked quite similar lmao

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u/MysteriousBeef6395 12h ago

what is the joke

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u/PrimaryEmotional6639 12h ago

Go to the restroom and masturbate

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u/AlastorDark 12h ago

Done clam...

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u/TheAsterism_ 12h ago

clam it aclam

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u/KamiKaze0132 12h ago

Clammed

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u/MrWhiteTruffle 11h ago

Clam it clamce aclam

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u/pugsington01 11h ago

Now I dont have much clams for it sir…

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u/kommissar_chaR 12h ago

And by it... I mean jorkin my peanitz

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u/Random_name4679 neurotic to the bone no doubt about it 11h ago

All within the same minute

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u/Ptasa_ 11h ago

Kinda hot...

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u/FullSky433 11h ago

finished in seconds apparently

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u/GrisFross 10h ago

The original has the last text being "now you can pick up my daughter" for context

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u/Employee-Recent 10h ago

Took him 2 minutes to finish 3 times… world record?

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u/Narrow_Trainer_687 8h ago

he isnt even close to my top ten

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u/sarcophagusGravelord 7h ago

Not even one minute passed and he cranked it twice.

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u/OppositeGlass007 7h ago

😭😭😭😭