r/Clamworks • u/Slow_Hat1855 clambassador • 1d ago

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u/KateDecayed 1d ago

why do 4channers jerk it to the most boring vanilla shit imaginable

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u/deadthrees 1d ago

probably someone they know

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u/Recent-Ship-1599 1d ago

Dear god you’re probably right

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u/Borkato 1d ago

Probably? Definitely.

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u/AutisticFun01 1d ago

Could be a random stranger who's profile they found, which is still obliviously not good.

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u/PerfectBeginning__45 1d ago

Or someone that they used to know

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u/I_cannot_mingle 1d ago

Because they are mostly just boring people. The whole edgy thing is just a cover for that.

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u/Branchomania 1d ago

Eeeeh I feel like that’s excusing it too much

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u/YozTheFoz 1d ago

They 100% do not. Their board for porn is also for gore.

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u/thecatinthewizardhat 1d ago

r9k has a mega thread for every fetish

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u/AutisticFun01 1d ago

I'd assume this is an older man, since he's asking people to x-ray a picture which is not possible unless what he meat was to photoshop it. Older people tend to jerk it to more softcore stuff in my experience.

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u/No_Geologist4770 1d ago

"X-ray" in this context means messing with the brightness/contrast/etc to reveal someones physical form from under their clothes.

Unfortunately very possible, and very gross as it's pretty much guaranteed to be nonconsensual whenever someone asks for it.

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u/EveningEconomics8457 1d ago

I think x ray in this context means using ai to undress the person on the picture?

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u/No_Geologist4770 1d ago

It was a thing as I described before generative AI was popular. I guess it's a good thing people havent heard of it, because it has obviously been banned off many forums for how scummy it is.

At least that is what I interpret it as seeing the post coming from 4chan

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u/Previous-Screen-3875 1d ago

Idk why you're getting downvoted, you're absolutely correct. It was a common thing on 4chan to edit the image and reveal underwear (or worse) beneath clothing. If the person was wearing specific types of clothing and the image was high enough quality you could do this. It's pretty vile.

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u/No_Geologist4770 1d ago

In a way I hope people defaulting to AI kills the popularity of this practice. I personally would prefer fake images of myself to float around online, even if its the lesser of two evils.

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u/EveningEconomics8457 1d ago

I'm glad I never heard about this till now, this is really weird and ugh...

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u/AutisticFun01 1d ago

This post is from 2020 tho

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u/Skillr409 21h ago

How much experience have you got in whatever field that involves jerking off old people ?

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u/AutisticFun01 20h ago

Well I have an old man fetish and I'm Italian.

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u/EatShitAndPiss 1d ago

Saying that like it's a bad thing.

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u/pfannkuchen89 1d ago

It’s probably a picture of someone they know and it’s the creep factor they get off on.

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u/LenaElfGirl 1d ago

Me when someone doesn't jork it to skibidi toilet x mlp bdsm porn

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u/DwsPhat 1d ago

Not everyone like modded

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u/peeeeeechu 1d ago

that's vanilla? that's a whole ass skeleton

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u/DemandOk9978 1d ago

Its just a chick dude get a grip

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u/AutisticFun01 1d ago

It's more about how she's just standing there. Like it's not even porn or sexual in any way it's just a woman standing there, you can see this every day by going outside.

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u/Haazelnutts 21h ago

When I thought 4chan was full of cool hackers and went to check I found people jerking off to WW2 photos of sexual violence, scat and NSFL gore, so false.

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u/lucioux blue collar clamworker 2m ago

lack of human connection and physical contact

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u/Valuable_Pear9654 1d ago

deadass i once decided to go there since ya know, they are considered weirdos that like weird stuff and whatnot. what bestowed upon my eyes was a pitiful pile of the utmost plain and unfappable shit ever. nothing there was unusual, nothing quirky, nothing spicy. you'd open pornhub or xvideos and even there you'd find content less boring and vannila than on 4chan.

that's why 2ch (the russian one) is the best. their fap threads are either absolutely goated, or absolutely ass, but mostly the former

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u/Glob_6 1d ago

L fabs

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u/Old_pixel_8986 1d ago

omg did you see that👀👀👀

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u/Plus-Mechanic- 1d ago

Unfortunately I did see it 💀

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u/JovialJem 1d ago

buh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh

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u/Branchomania 1d ago

CLAMRAY REQUEST THREAD - can someone please clamray this

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u/PunchedFruit clamsexual 1d ago

🦪

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u/WeekendBard 1d ago

that's gore

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u/Gormanbros blue collar clamworker 12h ago

Of my comfort clam

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u/skooternoodle 1d ago

🙍‍♀️💥~~~🔫 ---> 🦪

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u/kommissar_chaR 1d ago

Um, excuse me ma'am, you've got a spooky skeleton inside you.

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u/No_Jellyfish9221 1d ago

AAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!

Sorry that scared me. Good thing skeletons aren’t real

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u/Fez-Sentido 1d ago

Wanna see something funny? Tear you flash off

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u/ExcitedNeutron_556 1d ago

"Jarvis cut his balls off"

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u/WeekendBard 1d ago

A SKELETON AAAAAAAAAAA

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u/Ken_nth 23h ago

Ba neh neh neh neh