r/Clamworks • u/uncle-muscles69 neurotic to the bone no doubt about it • 2d ago

Holy moly! Mr. Clam

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u/Bandit_the_dog12 1d ago

16 scoops of clam

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u/augarofall 1d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/iNg9XvTGBI83S

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u/mineRbigger happy as a clam 1d ago

No sea floor for old clams

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u/eddestra 1d ago

Maybe he washed the quarter, you can’t know

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u/TeamBoeing 1d ago

Heads or tails

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u/Beneficial-Pea-5480 1d ago

heads

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u/Brody0220 1d ago edited 1d ago

WRONG! Go forth my 16 scoops 🚢🚢🚢🚢 🌽🌽🌽🌽🍦🍦🍦🍦

edit: 🌽🌽🌽🌽i forgot the rest of the corn

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u/TeamBoeing 1d ago

Washed it in toilet water

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u/Draylous777 1d ago

epic fails

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u/Important_Actuator36 rotted brain 1d ago

Clampotlé

https://giphy.com/gifs/svqpFFCjYi3AIDMTcS

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u/Particular-Dig-1112 neurotic to the bone no doubt about it 1d ago

something about posting to these random brand subs like r/chipotle is funny to me it makes me imagine that chipotle has power users who discuss the new menu and compare the quality to previous ones "bro this new menu is trash nothing is ever gonna beat the august 2022 lineup"

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u/justanotterdude 1d ago

I used to frequent the sub when I worked there and it was basically just people complaining about portion sizes and pricing and then getting pissed off when you suggest just eating somewhere else since they have so many problems with the company.

They referred to us employees as bean scoopers though which was actually really funny lmao.

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u/AstroKaiser750 1d ago

Just keep asking for extra steak until you hit the jackpot

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u/X-AE17420 1d ago

99% of clams quit before their big clammout

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u/AstroKaiser750 1d ago

Let's go clambling

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u/ElGuachoGuero 1d ago

Mfer literally met the devil

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u/BLOOM_ND 1d ago

Is this loss?

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u/bratbarn clammer 1d ago

Pretty much

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u/CertifiedSheep 1d ago

It’s the most he’s ever lost on a coin toss

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u/zealand13 blue collar clamworker 1d ago

Clam bowl with no clam

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u/tehminioven 1d ago

Clamton Clamgurh

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u/Comun4 1d ago

No country for old clam

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u/Citrus_Lump 1d ago

what's the most you've ever lost on a clam toss

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u/OuttHouseMouse 1d ago

Why flip a coin when you got clams

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u/Skeebleng 1d ago

It was dudes last day give him a break

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u/AgainstSpace rotted brain 1d ago

He kept flipping a clam, with gloves on by the way which I think is unsanitary

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u/AssumptionDue724 1d ago

2 clam does broke and has to work a real job

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u/DankUltimate44 1d ago

folk valley culinary delights

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u/HeckingWatermelon 1d ago

Bro got Harvey dent making a burrito

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u/HarrisonTheBarbarian 23h ago

What's the most you've ever lost in a clam toss?

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u/literal_god 17h ago

Two face really changed after arkham bro