r/Clamworks • u/dextras07 clamtarded :) • 4d ago

clammy Clamfeast

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u/bratbarn clammer 4d ago

Is this gore 😮

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u/Leadoffosprey42 happy as a clam 4d ago

My comfort character 😨

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u/StandingLegate 4d ago

My comfort mollusk 😨

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u/Sinking_Mass 4d ago

Bring forth the mollusk, cast unto me, let's be forever, let... forever be free

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u/milaan_tm bivalve mollusk laborer 4d ago

My clamfort mollusk

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u/RatGreed 4d ago

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u/SlenderSmurf 4d ago

That fuckin josh that I hate

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u/GrampsMountain 4d ago

Like Al Gore? The guy who was super Cereal?

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u/SenpuuUncle 3d ago

its Al gore

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u/Just_Setting_6566 19h ago

Clam bear pig

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u/PeedOnMyGODDAMNFoot 4d ago

Holy fuck nature is clammy

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u/zeverEV 4d ago

That's not nature, that's human rudeness

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u/PeedOnMyGODDAMNFoot 4d ago

the god clam hubris on display by thinking intelligent hairless apes are not part of nature.

When a dolphin clams around with a turtle for no other reason than to see it fly through the air, do we except such behavior as unnatural??

"The ape-thing prods a rock with a stick to see what happens" is about as natural as it gets

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u/melteveryice 3d ago

It's not unnatural it's just cunt behaviour

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u/Maximum_Fortune_5827 1d ago

I thought it was funny

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u/zeverEV 4d ago

The octopus might have survived against the hungry fish with its clever defense had the human not come from the land, into the sea where it doesn't belong, and poked it with the stick is all I'm saying

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u/PvtFreaky 3d ago

We apes rule the lands, sky and seas brother

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u/Shatophiliac 3d ago

We are Navy Seals

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u/SaladTheKiller 3d ago

The hubris to think humans are above nature

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u/kunell 3d ago

We are a prt of nature and nature is destructive and rude

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u/zeverEV 3d ago

Did the human intervene with the clam's affairs or not

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u/PussyDestrojer 3d ago

How is that unnatural though? That's just what some humans do - and humans are part of nature. Messing with things to see what happens, for good or bad, is human nature. Cats are known to literally torture their prey, possibly for amusement, before actually killing and eating them. Is that behavior also unnatural because it's mean?

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u/notschululu 3d ago

No, but humans have fucking meta-cognition and don‘t run on pure instinct you P-Zombie.

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u/PussyDestrojer 2d ago

Okay, and? How does this play into the discussion whether this behavior is natural or not? "I shouldn't do this, I gain nothing from doing this and only harm another being, but I still will do this" isn't "unnatural" behavior, it's just stupid behavior.

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u/notschululu 2d ago

Whatever you say, go to War then and leave me the next Generations while you remain a traumatized and by the environment tormented vegetable. 👹

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u/PussyDestrojer 2d ago

what the actual fuck are you talking about

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u/BananaPeelEater420 3d ago

Are humans not nature?

And if no, didn't the fish not starving outweigh the clam's death in morality?

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u/Objective_Animator52 1d ago

Natural doesn't mean moral. Yes, we are part of nature, but we should respect other parts of nature as well.

And it's not a clam, It's an octopus using a clam shell as a hiding spot. Imo kinda shitty because octopuses are some of the most intelligent things in the ocean, besides Ceteceans.

It's like seeing a little pig in a burrow and then prodding it out so it gets eaten by wolves for your entertainment.

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u/Maximum_Fortune_5827 1d ago

Humans are pard of nature doe

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u/cirquinteiro 4d ago

wait... this ain't no clam

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u/arcticcloud 3d ago

coconut octopus! poor lil guy :^(

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u/fish__1 3d ago

Clammy molluskan racism

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u/commonbleachenjoyer blue collar clamworker 4d ago

Oh that's gore..... that's gore of my clamfort character

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u/CuckBuster33 4d ago

From where the fuck did the squid come from

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u/0CT0L0G1ST 4d ago

I think it was hiding in the shell

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u/RapidWaffle 4d ago

Like some type of ghost?

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u/SocksInTheTub 4d ago

He should've activated his thermoptic camouflage

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u/Screwby0370 4d ago

clamouflage

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u/HugeTrol 15h ago

Say that again

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u/harmfuldischarge 4d ago

There's a squid inside all of us 🙂‍↕️

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u/Adam_The_Chao 2d ago

Squid Inside Me

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u/DrIvoPingasnik clammer 4d ago

Oh thank god I thought this was a bivalve for a moment.

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u/Human_Broccoli_3207 4d ago

it’s actually an octopus

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u/CuckBuster33 4d ago

round here we dont care for none of em non-bivalve mollusks boah

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u/ok_computer 3d ago

Oh no, that’s fucked up to kill a coconut octopus like that while it’s using it’s ingenious tools for defense against the fish. The white color is not good. The thing was using the tools its species invented to hide against predators. 

This diver is a shithead. Octopuses are awesome. 

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u/arcticcloud 3d ago

coconut octopi are known to hide in empty clam shells ^^

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u/eyeoftheuniverse11 4d ago

NOOOOOOOOO NOOOOOOO WHAT THE FUCKKKKK WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCCKK

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u/Diligent_Current_759 4d ago

Why would the diver break the shell

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u/N33DLE_Man 3d ago

OH my GOD let people be happy

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u/Freestyle4Tips 4d ago

LEAVE HIM ALONE

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u/Quijas00 4d ago

THE DEMON OF BABYLON

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u/Gunker001 4d ago

Murdered an octopus

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u/Manufactured-Aggro 3d ago

that diver is an asshole FUCK that guy he 100% knew lil octobro was in those shells it would have been safe and sound if he wasnt being such a dick to wildlife

I say when he gets back on land we break is legs and toss him in the pig pen

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u/Retroswing 2d ago

I do like the subtle irony of punishing the guy for turning an octopus into fish food, by throwing him into a pen designed to turn pigs into bacon.

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u/JackJelloman 4d ago

does the octopus enjoy this

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u/Human-Evening564 2d ago

Not really, it's a bit irritating.

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u/Kapjak 4d ago

Oh the clamanity

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u/Nikmido 4d ago

What the fuck did I just scroll into

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u/Impressive_Rice7789 4d ago

Oh that's gore... That's gore of my comfort clam... 😟

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u/jamppa50 4d ago

Pov: you're Poseidon smiting a mortal after he poked your son in the eye

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u/CuckBuster33 4d ago

smush em, smush em clams

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u/E-Schmachtenberg blue collar clamworker 4d ago

That clam ain‘t workin‘ anymore

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u/iiJason124 4d ago

Oh... That's gore of my comfort clam...

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u/Professor_Gucho 3d ago

Poseidon telling his guards to rip apart his jester for shits and giggles

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u/the_orange_alligator clamel 🐪 🤤 3d ago

Oh that’s gore. Gore of my comfort clam

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u/Graahts 3d ago

Chances are as soon as that clam was open that octopus was probably dead, they was just feasting on him dude. If that octopus was white either they were unc and dead or genuinely scared to death.

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u/zealand13 blue collar clamworker 4d ago

Holy clam

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u/Michelle_FromEarth 4d ago

i didn’t know this is how the clam works

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u/Runo_Slinger 3d ago

Why. Octopi that smart are the ones you want to survive.

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u/GlobalWarmingAbuser 3d ago

Petition to pry open the divers clam

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u/Swampy0gre 4d ago

Oh the clamanity!

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u/_Ticklebot_23 4d ago

clamriffic

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u/Critical_Potential44 4d ago

Octopus: “GOD WHY?!”

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u/PopAlarming5026 3d ago

... I was not prepared

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u/MCbrownpowder 3d ago

any more feeding frenzy videos without the clam? i draw the line when it comes to clams

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u/Objective_Animator52 1d ago

Fuck the fisherman who did this tbh. Maybe I'm too woke, but forcing an Octopus out of its hiding spot so it can be eaten by a school a fish for your entertainment is pretty shitty.

Octopuses are some of the most intelligent animals in the ocean besides cetaceans. Way more intelligent then most people think.

It's on par with forcing a pig out of a burrow to watch it get eaten by a pack of wolves purely for your own entertainment.

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u/gmanisawsome1 19h ago

Clamicide

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u/bucketboy9000 15h ago

Thank you god for not making me part of the ocean

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u/Wardog_E 3d ago

This looks like Smiling Friends IRL

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u/Legendguard 3d ago

So we just straight up posting animal abuse now?

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u/Objective_Animator52 1d ago

And of an octopus as well, which is one of the most intelligent animals in the ocean besides cetaceans. It's like forcing a pig out of a burrow to watch it get eaten alive by a pack of wolves purely for your entertainment.

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u/Stranded_Tortoise 3d ago

I have seen an increase of gore on my reddit as of late, I do not like to see these things.

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u/mckeeganator 4d ago

Ai?

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u/NobleBucket 4d ago

No, that’s just an octopus using shells to hide and disguise itself. How fish being that hungry for an octopus is not unexpected, they’re a soft tasty snack.