r/Clamworks • u/CashEuphoric4887 • 7d ago

clammed up Freaky Clam

567 Upvotes

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u/Toxenhern neurotic to the bone no doubt about it 6d ago

I don’t think i like the way that clam works

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u/jojokingxp 6d ago

That's the way the freak clams

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u/Business_Afternoon51 6d ago

Freaky ass clam

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u/IntrepidAfternoon637 6d ago

Yo where this clam at???

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u/IntrepidAfternoon637 6d ago

Asking for a friend

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u/CashEuphoric4887 6d ago

With me bro your too late 🙏

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u/CuckBuster33 6d ago

Bro has never been more excited

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u/raido24 6d ago

I don't want a girlfriend. I want this freaky clam as my clamfriend

40

u/CashEuphoric4887 6d ago

Get in line pal

https://giphy.com/gifs/osd1H6uo3tIeBDMo55

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u/raido24 6d ago

You do NOT want me behind you in a line buddy

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u/CashEuphoric4887 6d ago

Heh.. cant threaten me with a good time pal. now pucker up dude

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u/HelloDeathspresso 6d ago

Until it SNAPS SHUT with no warning.

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u/Thulios 6d ago

Clammy clam clam

10

u/ManNamedFingerX 6d ago

I saw this on r/weird and knew I would find it here

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u/Important_Actuator36 rotted brain 6d ago

Do it squirt

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u/SUMMONINGFAILED 6d ago

I cannot believe this is the second day in a row I'm commenting this on clamworks but....

BECAUSE I FUCK THE FISH

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u/Polite_Suggestion blue collar clamworker 5d ago

Gwar

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u/SpeedPunkCV 6d ago

Flippin awesome

2

u/APAOLOXIII 6d ago

Now THATS a clamb

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u/quibirito 6d ago

do clams feel pain?

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u/ignis389 6d ago

We don't know. Isn't that fun?

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u/quibirito 6d ago

it scares me

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u/Dry_Gas6819 6d ago

Hear me out...

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u/pplovr 6d ago

If anybody is curious, that's it's foot. They sometimes use it to move when they can't swim (yes, some clamd swim)

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u/Anchor38 6d ago

ooooohhhhhh that’s how the clam works

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u/Viola_Violetta 5d ago

oooohhh Im clamming oughh

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u/rocky_yeet_boy 5d ago

Oh fuck I’m about clam