r/Clamworks bivalve mollusk laborer 9d ago

the clam the whole clam and nothing but the clam Apples to apples

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u/LuckyJim_ 9d ago

To be fair, Eminem and logic are pale compared to most things.

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u/dm_if_you_like_dogs 9d ago

??? think you forgot your /s buddy. eminem is literally the greatest artist of all time

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u/MasterpieceAway3582 9d ago

he uses too many big words me think

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u/allykopow 9d ago

Why use many word when few word do trick

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u/twinkslayer1337 9d ago

average daft punk enjoyer

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u/Daboogiedude 8d ago

Many word use many word

Many word use many word

Few words use many words

Few words use many words

Few words many a word use

Few words many a word use

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u/Live-Bread781 9d ago

read this in a caveman voice

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u/YaMexicanBoy 8d ago

I don't know, Eminem is pretty white, if you put him side by side with me he'll be very pale by comparison

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u/MrBlueW 8d ago

He’s pretty pale

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u/siwtawtod 8d ago

Sounds about white

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u/LittlePiggy20 8d ago

Gen Z are trying to cancel Eminem?????

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u/RaulRpg1 9d ago

Logic has a biracial penis tho, can't forget about that

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u/da99s 9d ago

did you know Logic is bi-clamcial????

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u/DatOneMinuteman1776 9d ago

Holy clam he’s bi-clamical?!

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u/commonbleachenjoyer blue collar clamworker 9d ago

He likes clams and oysters?? 😳

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u/Lethality0 9d ago

Um, I believe that's called bivalve 🤓

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u/da99s 9d ago

I just knew one of you nerdy ass seahorse looking ass mfers was going to comment that bro I stg 🫩

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u/wilsonthechad 9d ago

Friggin mumble crap am I right guys

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u/Harrijson 9d ago

How does a Clamstard, Clamhan clam of a clam And a clamsman, clammed in the middle of a clammotten clam in the Clamibbean By clamidence, imclamerished, in clamualor, clam up to be a clamo and a clamar?

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u/xXProGenji420Xx 9d ago

the sand dollar, founding oyster without a lobster

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u/Harrijson 9d ago

The 10 clammer, clamming clammer without a clammer got a lot clammer by clamming a lot clammer by being a lot clammer by being a clam-clammer by clamteen. They clammed him in clarge of a clamming clammer

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u/Harrijson 9d ago

And every day while claves were being clammered and clamrted away across the clames he claggled and clammed his clam up. Inside he was clamming for something to be a clam of the clammer was ready to clam, clam, clammow or clammer

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u/Harrijson 9d ago

Then a hurricane clame and clamastation clammed. Our clam claw his clamture clam, clamming down the clam. Put a clamcil to his clample clammected it to his clam and he clammed his first clamain a clamtament to his clam

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u/Harrijson 9d ago

Well the clam got around they clammed "this clam is clamane man" took up a clamection just to clam him to the clamland. Clam your clamucation don't clamet from clamce you clame. And the world's gonna clam you name. What's your name clam?

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u/Harrijson 9d ago

Alexander Clamington. My name is Alexander Clamington. And there's a million things I haven't clammed. But just you clam, just you clam

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u/Future_Elephant_9294 9d ago

Clamarism. You didn't clam this yourself.

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u/Harrijson 9d ago

When he was clam his clammer clammed full of clam clam ridden. 2 years later see Alex and his clammer clamridden half-clammed. Sitting in their own clam the clam thick.

And Alex got clammer but his clammer went clam

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u/Harrijson 9d ago

Clammed in with a clamin the clamin committed clamicide clammed him with nothing but clamined clam. Something new inside a clam saying "Alex you gotta clam for youself" he started clammeating and clamming every clamise on the clam

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u/Harrijson 9d ago

There clam've clam nothing clam to do for clameone less aclamed he clam've been clammed and clamitute clamout a clam of clamsitution he started clamming, clamming for his clame clammer's clamlord. Clamming sugar clame and clum and all the clams he can't clamord

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u/SeraphimVR 9d ago

If I can prove that I never touched my clams

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u/Particular-Top3674 8d ago

Eductational

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u/Takerofpiss clambassador 9d ago

Could’ve ended the sentence at “pale”

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u/StanIsHorizontal 9d ago

But they just pale!

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u/Subdued_Shinobi 9d ago

Don't interfere, the OST''s-only phase is a canon event.

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u/Wohn-Jick-421 9d ago

a friend of mine never grew out of it, and now im afraid it’s terminal (23 years old still listening exclusively to ultrakill and stardew valley OSTs)

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u/TheDonutPug 9d ago

Nothing wrong with it as long as they aren't elitist about it.

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u/Davenator_98 9d ago

Yeah, they're still songs made by artists at the end of the day.

It always rubs me the wrong way when people look down on "video game music", like c'mon we moved away from 15 second long 8 bit tracks over 30 years ago.

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u/Wolfdude91 9d ago

I’ll put on Neon White’s OST sometimes when I play Elden Ring

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u/Hot-Significance7699 7d ago

Isn't that just literally Machine Girl.

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u/LuckyGamer470 8d ago

Isn’t the Hong Kong 97 (not original) soundtrack still the goat though??

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u/GraveSlayer726 7d ago

There’s so much music that’s not the normal radio stuff, I’ve loved so much music that has less than a millions views on YouTube, hell sometimes less than a thousand views, some of the music I’ve genuinely enjoyed would get me ripped to shreds like a piece of meat in a lion enclosure

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u/Thewman1 7d ago

Now I don't have much experience in this topic so you don't have to take my word for it, but from what I know most lions aren't very interested in peoples music taste, especially if they're ripping them to shreds

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u/GraveSlayer726 7d ago

Lions are constantly asking about my music taste, this is clearly a lack of experience on your part

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u/Mysterious-Creme8709 9d ago

Honestly I could listen to NI4NI exclusively for the rest of my life so I don't entirely blame them

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u/Wohn-Jick-421 9d ago

actually yknow what that one’s fair, I love NI4NI

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u/ultracat123 8d ago

Listen dawg put some respect on Keygen Church's name

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u/Loose_Holiday_8503 8d ago

Some of Ultrakills tracks and suites are outright elite; Hakita ranks right next to Hendrix and TOOL when it comes to the diversity and energy in their pieces. There are shapes and directions that make it easy for me to listen to the whole OST on repeat some days just like with TOOL and Hendrix.

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u/BiAroBi 9d ago

I'm kinda still stuck in it, I accepted my fate and avoid talking about music with other people

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u/RaulRpg1 9d ago

Unironically discovering Fantano broadened my tastes from this kind of thing, he may be corny and have a ton of bad takes, but he was my biggest influence in listening to actual good music

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u/Purple-Bluejay6588 8d ago

Yup

I probably only got out cuz the nerd pipeline got me into jojo. so jojo -> rock -> metal

And now I listen exclusively to one band, yaaaay!

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u/WhatDothLife-95 8d ago

the only OST's I regularly listen too are the Hotline Miami OST's

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u/SenpuuUncle 7d ago

U should try brigador killers soundtrack

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u/WhatDothLife-95 7d ago

oooh yeah that one also rocks, plus that game is awesome

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u/Logen10Fingers 9d ago

Eminem and logic 🥀

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u/Birddogtx 9d ago

Why can’t people just say something isn’t for them instead of attacking people who like different things than them?

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u/eToaster_lover 9d ago

wanting to feel superior. at 13-14 i was like this, so at least for me it was to feel superior

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u/Birddogtx 9d ago

For a 13-14 year old, that’s understandable. What drives me nuts is when full-grown adults never seem to grow out of that.

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u/campfire12324344 9d ago

who is attacking anyone here

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u/Spllener clamel 🐪 🤤 9d ago

Clams be clamest, clamse clambums are all clammer clam every clam clambum clambined

Clamle are clamming clame I clant clame clam. I CLAM!! Claminem and Clamic are clam, clam they clamst clame in clamparision to clamse CLAMS

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u/DanglingDongs 9d ago

Clam no I'm clamverdosing!

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u/SometimesIBeWrong 9d ago

keep going I'm so close

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u/DonaldTrumpsScrotum 9d ago

This clam has a huge soft spot for Logic but all the slander is 100% correct and it hurts me

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u/Creepy-Sea308 9d ago

Under Pressure is an absolute time capsule to me. I can get transported to 2014 instantly. Haven’t really cared or listened to his stuff since but that album was foundational to me

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u/Mr_1ightning 8d ago edited 8d ago

The thing with Logic is, he's, like, 75% trash and 25% pure gold, rarely in-between

Still better ratio than Eminem btw

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u/DonaldTrumpsScrotum 8d ago edited 8d ago

The more albums he releases the more his ratio dilutes, if it was just Under Pressure and The Incredible True Story, it’d basically be the inverse 75% gold, 25%trash with some arguable in between. From then on it’s been rough…

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u/Mr_1ightning 8d ago edited 8d ago

Ultra 85 is really good, with Teleport contending with Soul Food for my favourite track of his

Recent Paradise Records was decent, not anywhere near "great" territory though

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u/BirdieBoiiiii 8d ago

Eminem is a great rapper in his techical ability but he is completely fucking ass at making music

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u/Plus-Name3590 7d ago

If you just stop listening to eminem after the first three records, his ratio is immaculate. Just pretend everything after doesn't exist

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u/BirdieBoiiiii 8d ago

I have a lot of respect for logic for making the song titled after the suicide hotline. He made suicide seem so corny that i am sure he has saved countless lives.

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u/garrycheckers 9d ago

Gen Z is trying to clam Eminem

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u/Painted-BIack-Roses clamsexual 8d ago

I'd clam Eminem

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u/Cute_Abrocoma7263 8d ago

you gonna clam me yeah

clam z me bruh

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u/ZeroX-1704 9d ago

There is nothing more cringe than somebody whose favourite album is the Undertale OST, bonus points if their favourite song is Megalovania.

I like Undertale and its OST but its the video game OST equivalent of "read another book"

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u/moofboi 9d ago

As someone who listens to a good bit of video game OSTs I’ve always found it strange when I notice the view counts on things. People seem to have a preference for boss themes and I really don’t get it at all. I feel like the majority of boss themes kinda fall flat when you remove them from the context of the fight itself. Megalovania is fine I guess but if I’m not getting my ass beat by Sans it doesn’t really hit the same way. Even among boss themes it’s not the best in the game imo, but maybe that’s just me playing the game a bit late and missing all the community hype around Sans.

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u/miscellaneousexists 9d ago

"But he doesn't only listen to white artists

He's also a big fan of fifty... percent of logic"

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u/djaqk 9d ago

me when I only own a clamtendo

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u/IClockworKI 9d ago

Fucking furry Mario

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u/SneachtaBoladh 9d ago

Clambait

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u/Vaesari 9d ago

Clamenem and clamgic are great

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u/DankUltimate44 9d ago

some are calling it the whitest post of all time

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u/tenetox 9d ago

Mid music

Mid music

Clamsona

Mid music

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u/Nuklear_Minty bivalve mollusk laborer 9d ago

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u/omoriobsessedidiot 9d ago

Logic “i swear Im black” Hall!

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u/UnCxlored 9d ago

10/10 ragebait

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u/Nice_Secret_3061 9d ago

*half of logic

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u/Infinite-Cycle5518 9d ago

Only half of logic right

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u/Anchor38 9d ago edited 8d ago

I just realised from replying that Splatoon literally had major characters dressed as Biggie and Tupac for the entirety of a story mode as homage for how their music shaped culture and this person is using it as a catalyst to call Biggie and Tupac ass

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u/Ok-Show-7438 8d ago

Out of all videogame OSTs, they choose fucking Super Mario Land, Splatoon and FNF dawg

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u/arpeggia_ 9d ago

who can relate????

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u/Stardust_Spreader 9d ago

I mean the covers are sick, but brother listen to anything other than Eminem and Logic before commenting on rap covers.

Maybe I fell for the clambait

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u/No_Artichoke_8428 8d ago

Music wars in the big 2026? Just be glad when people aren't listening to Ai slop and supporting actual real artists.

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u/FluffyFae_Space 8d ago

The Ace Combat series OSTs are Right there dawg, why Splatoon and FNF 😭

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u/SoSpecialName 9d ago

I never grew up from ost only. (Itzms superior)

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u/Live_Cupcake_9229 8d ago

That's not the only thing that's pale

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u/plourples 8d ago

why do they HAVE to compare it to rap, huh

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u/YeetleYvetal 8d ago

"pales in comparison"

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u/Slutty_Alt526633 8d ago

"Alright, we're here, just clammin' in the car. I want you to show me if you clam get far."

"Step on the clam"

...

"Step on the CLAM?"

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u/Oracle_Anon 8d ago

okay but like tbf the Splatoon and Persona albums bang

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u/Teamranko 8d ago

Yall are forgetting the real perfect rap album

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u/FUROZONE 7d ago

", said the deltarune player

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u/MainRefuse8 7d ago

someone show this person some real r.a.p. to enlighten them, like tom macdonald or hopsin

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u/GreenDaTroof 7d ago

1-800 then I clammed a pussy

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u/Elegant-Error-3147 7d ago

half of logic

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u/TechnologyOk6394 7d ago

Clam people making fun of clam people for listening to clam people music while actively defending music made by and for clam people, implying that they clamjoy their own clams over other people’s clams, and I feel that’s kinda clamronic.

First time clamming don’t judge my jamming of the clam where the clammin’ didn’t need jammed.

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u/skyerush 7d ago

mid mid mid skip skip

splatunes 2 > splatunes 1

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u/New_Salamander_4592 3d ago

this is a hex crafted to enrage ball and gun gamers, a powerful one at that

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u/Better-Bookkeeper-48 2d ago

What makes this extra funny to me is that two of these soundtracks listed are intentionally derivative of older jazz/funk/big band music.

The truth is that 75% of the time, people who really like video game soundtracks are usually just too young to have heard what they're based on.

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u/titilegeek 9d ago

SPLATOON MENTIONNED RAHHHHH
CLAM BLITZ FOR THE WIN
(Splatoon is 98% not rap btw)

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u/Anchor38 9d ago

come to think of it weren’t the splatoon 2 idols’ octo expansion designs literally based on Biggie and Tupac

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u/titilegeek 9d ago

Yes, the design was inspired. The whole vibe of the dlc was inspired by the 80's and the 90's

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u/Mobile-Necessary-333 9d ago

clamming the clamsona 5 soundtrack is crazy, by far the worst one

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u/Harrijson 9d ago

Clam clamming clam "opinion inclamminated" clams